Ladies and gentleman, I am going to be ZombyWoof's worst nemesis.

[Rabrrrrrr]

I'm taking the 6-8 am shift on weekdays.

[Zomby Woof]

1. Which time zone, moran?

I need to be prepared with my Thomas Kinkade Signature Series Giant Wooden Pizza Spatula, and a vodka martini. I will also take the "r"'s out of your name, and give them to Rrrrrron Howarrrrrrd. You tool.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Every time zone, shitwit.

:eyes:

[Zomby Woof]

3. Peasant

I suppose I could miss the Wilfred Brimley Roast on Comedy Central tonight to entertain myself with your parasitical presence.

Now be a good boy and make me a Chicago-style Pizza in your new oven.

[KamaAina]

4. Don't forget your copy of Billy Joel's Greatest Hits

Vols. 1 AND 2. Crank it up! :evilgrin:

[Zomby Woof]

5. You had to be a BIG SHOT, did ya?

Only if it has "Scenes from an Italian Fre..." Oh, never mind. :evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Infidel.

In my New York state of mind, I depsise you just the way you are.




Bastard - you made me go to a billy joel website to look for song titles to offer that joke. Now I am unclean. AND I have a fucking earworm of "Just the way you are". I hope you are happy.

This is precisely why I have decided to be your Nemesis.

[XemaSab]

7. I thought he was your sockpuppet

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