Worst musical film:

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If your choice isn't listed (for example, I had to leave off the dreadful "Xanadu,") please reply with your choice.

[graywarrior]

1. Xanadu

[merh]

69. Xactly!

That movie suxed!

:hi:

[thefool_wa]

70. That wasn't really a musical, was it?

Lots of music in it, but if I remember correctly there wasn't a whole lot of actual singing by anyone other than Olivia Newton John.

aside: god I loved her in that movie, but I was like 8 when it came out. I'll bet if I saw it again I would not think it was as good as it is in my memory.

[bif]

2. Camelot

[SteppingRazor]

3. While Sgt. Pepper is dreadful, I had to go with Paint Your Wagon...

the spectacle of Clint Eastwood and (shudder) Lee Marvin trying to sing is just a nightmare

[Bucky]

51. You're nuts. Paint Your Wagon is freakin' brilliant! Lee Marvin sings!

That movie is a classic, if only for the pure balls it took to conceive of such a thing.

[hyphenate]

72. I'm with you!

I love Paint Your Wagon. Besides which, no one can sing "They Call the Wind Mariah" like Harve Presnell!!

[Phillycat]

4. Where the hell is Xanadu???

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5. I only get 10 slots for the poll, and I had 11 films, so I picked one

completely at random to drop. So far it looks like I should have kept Xanadu as one of the choices. Damn this software.

[nosillies]

6. Roller skating in panties? What is wrong with that?

DISCLAIMER: I own Xanadu and Sgt. Pepper's and they are both watched regularly in my household. Just trying to be a good mom and raise the son right, you know.

[Tyler Durden]

10. We forgive you.

I must admit to having watched Xanadu as I have seen every Gene Kelly movie ever made, but even his presence couldn't make that abortion viewable.

To each his own, I always say...

[nosillies]

11. Don't we have to give the most support when people are at their worst?

Isn't that how the saying goes?
:blush:

Part of the Xanadu problem is my undying love for ELO. No explanation for Sgt. Pepper.

[Tyler Durden]

12. Yes, I do admit to loving ELO as well.

Best concert I ever saw, ELO at Pine Knob outdoor music theater.

[thefool_wa]

71. I'm with you amy....

I loved that movie as a kid and adore Olivia Newton John....

[bbernardini]

14. Don't forget, The Tubes were in "Xanadu"!

I don't know if that makes the movie look better, or The Tubes look worse.

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20. "Xanadu" is now looked at as a kind of camp classic, so it's not totally

unwatchable, at least from that standpoint. I love The Tubes; I saw them live around that same time.

[bbernardini]

23. You, sir, have my admiration.

I didn't discover The Tubes until their heyday was over. When and where?

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25. I saw them at Dooley's in Tempe, Arizona in 1980. It's a large bar near

the Arizona State University campus. By the time I saw them, Re (the only woman in the group, I believe) had already quit. But they were still great in concert. I waited in line and got to be in the very front row. This was right after their "Remote Control" album came out. They passed out a survey as you went in, and you voted for what songs you wanted to hear, and at certain points during the concert they played the top 5 vote getters, from 5 to 1. They also played a lot of songs from "Remote Control" as well as their usual standards (White Punks on Dope, Don't Touch Me There, What Do You Want From Life, etc.) but it was a no-frills concert without all the handing out of gifts and elaborate stage antics. It was a lot of fun though.

[Mad_Dem_X]

33. "Xanadu" is awesome - what about "Grease 2"?

Horrible songs, horrible dancing, horrible acting. A major insult to those of us who loved the first movie.

[ldf]

63. Where the hell is Xanadu???

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan the pleasure dome build.

so, xanadu is where the pleasure dome is... :-)

edit to add, anyone up for a roadtrip? :P

[InvisibleTouch]

7. All of 'em.

I hate musicals. Even the song-and-dance numbers in the Disney films make me shudder.

[asthmaticeog]

8. .

Starring - I shit thee not - Cindy Williams of "Laverne & Shirley."

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13. Eew.

[Jokerman]

27. "Orgasm sure has 'em doin' it all night long"

Not proud that I know this but there it is.

If memory serves, Cindy kept her clothes on.

[Tyler Durden]

9. Sgt. Pepper viewing causes permanent brain damage.

I saw it on drugs at U of Mich at a 50 cent film evening, and still felt like they should have paid me for my time.

[Monk06]

61. Watching Sgt Pepper is like being forced to watch every episode of

The Monkeys back to back.

[liontamer]

15. oklahoma!

too long, too cheesy even for me, and I love musical

[Burma Jones]

16. Pigskin Parade

1936

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18. So even Judy Garland and Betty Grable couldn't save it?

[Burma Jones]

21. Nope, the watermelon throwing QB and the 45 year old

Freshman singing quartet and the just plain dumb jokes just killed it................

[Broken_Hero]

17. Other

The Sound of Music...:scared:

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19. Other than "My Favorite Things," which was one of my favorite songs as a

kid, I would agree, it's pretty sappy and too long.

[underpants]

22. "From Justin to Kellly" shouldn't be on this list

that movie transcends the normal realm of "bad" to achieve its own place its own genre.

I told my wife that I want a copy for Christmas and I don't buy movies-don't own a single one.

[terrya]

24. "From Justin to Kelly" no contest.

That even beats out "Can't Stop the Music"

[Deep13]

26. The Jazz Singer.

I mean the one with Al Jolston. Was that black-face routine supposed to be clever? Holy shit! And this during a time when lynching was a Boy Scout merit badge!

The other one with Neil Diamond is pretty bad too, for different reasons.
"I haff no son!"

[Archae]

28. "Can't Stop The Music"

But I WANTED to stop it!

Musical film of the Village People.
Even worse than Sgt Pepper, that had AEROSMITH as the bad guys! (urp) (gag)

[noonwitch]

29. Sgt. Pepper was awful, but Moulin Rouge made me dizzier than FOX News does

I could only watch a few minutes, it just made me so dizzy.

I think it's Baz Luhrman's production values.

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30. Moulin Rouge is winning at this point. Strangely, a lot of people like it

I thought it was like a nightmare after eating too many fresh lychees and it feels like your hair is on fire, so you go to bed with a pop music station playing and then dream that you're in every song.

[ghostsofgiants]

31. Anyone who didn't vote for "From Justin To Kelly" has clearly not seen it.

Wow.

[mark414]

32. Sgt. Pepper blows all the other choices out of the water

taking something that good and turning it into what they did was an offense to modern civilization, nothing else on that list can even compare

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35. It's odd that the album considered by critics to be one of the best rock

albums ever was turned into one of (if not the) worst musical movies ever.

[mark414]

41. none of the other choices had such a huge pedestal to fall from

but the sgt. pepper movie fell and fell hard. that american idol movie? please, everyone knew how awful that would be, and paint your wagon is obviously bad but that's what happens when you ask clint eastwood and lee marvin to sing.

they took one of the best things that modern music has to offer and took turns shitting and puking all over it.

[datasuspect]

37. sgt. pepper the movie is a good example of what happens

when cokeheads with bigwig hollywood jobs and budgetary discretion and disco fever make movies.

[datasuspect]

34. does "stayin' alive" count?

"you know what i wanna do? i wanna STRUT!" (cue "staying alive" by the bee gees).

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36. Sure, toss it on top of the heap.

[tigereye]

38. are you talking about the Peter Max cartoon version of SP?

this is heresy. It's a goofy psychedelic classic, but with a great message. We boomers love to show it to our kids.


Oh wait a minute. YOu are talking about this, aren't you?




carry on.

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43. No, not the Peter Max version - the one with the Bee Gees that you showed.

[baldguy]

39. Springtime for Hitler.

[Joe Fields]

40. It's really no contest. Paint Your Wagon.

It was bad enough when Clint Eastwood broke into song, But Lee Marvin? And I thought I sounded like a bullfrog in heat, but Lee had me beat!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

42. ha ha!

I forgot that was a real movie. I keep thinking of the Simpsons version.

Even have the song stuck in my head.

[MassLiberal]

50. I love Paint Your Wagon!

[Bucky]

52. Thank you! Before there was irony, there was Paint Your Wagon

[Joe Fields]

62. Why?

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44. Well after almost a full day, it looks like "Moulin Rouge" wins...

[elshiva]

45. GREASE!

You're the one that I want woo woo! Fake fifties crapola.

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46. Tell me more. Tell me more.

[elshiva]

47. Did she put up a fight?

Beauty school dropout.

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48. Did you get very far?

Oh damn. An earworm.

[elshiva]

49. Summer days wasting away....

[Bucky]

53. A-well-a-well-a *Hunh*!

[terrya]

64. It's on my "worst movies ever" list.

Pure, stupid bullshit.

[av8rdave]

54. All of them!

[aquaman]

55. All of them are torture to me......

If there is a Hell. I imagine it to be a place where musicals are played constantly. Oh the misery.

[_Wayne_]

56. Rent

Stupid, stupid, stupid movie.

[Jade Fox]

67. We saw that a couple of weeks ago....

Unwatchable. It is a mystery how the play was such a hit on Broadway. Some of the worst songwriting I've ever heard.

[Cabby]

57. 'TOMMY' WAS PRETTY BAD ALSO

..AND 'STATE FAIR.'

[LynneSin]

58. I love Sgt Pepper - I even own the DVD

I mean how many movies can you have George Burns doing a soft-shoe dance and singing (well I think you could call it that - kinda came out as old man rap) a beatles song

[speedoo]

59. "Glitter", most definitely.

Only reason it's not polling higher iss because it was rightfully destroyed by the critics, so no one saw it.

[Cobalt-60]

60. Shock Treatment

The sequal to the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

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68. ooh.. it was horrible. The RHPS regulars in the audience started making

fun of the movie, and pretty soon everyone in the audience joined in and were laughing and making rude remarks about all the characters. It turned out to be fun, even though the movie was a washout.

[wildhorses]

65. I fricking LOVED Moulin Rouge WTF??

:yoiks:

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73. There's no way to explain it. Either you love that movie or hate it.

I personally thought it was kind of like one long dream sequence after eating too many fresh lychees and jalapenos.

[RetroLounge]

66. Sgt Pepper...

I bought a copy of Spice World as a goof, but haven't had the pleasure yet...

RL