My head feels like a big block of cheese and I need driving directions

[underpants]

I have a massive snot storm going on in my head. It is amazing how much one nostril can crank out.

Anywho we are traveling to see the Thundering Herd of Marshall get crushed by the 'Eers of WVU tomorrow.

Anyone have a good route from Richmond to Roanoke WV???

The 64-81-33 routs seems like the most direct but it is mostly one lane (if memory serves) through the Forrest. I tend to stay away from 95 and anything DC related if possible but I have heard that 95-17- 522... or something could work.

Any ideas?

Do they make a sinus plunger?

[matcom]

1. you are in Virginia

at the big tree, take a left and go down that road a while. when you come to the large ball of twine, hang a right and go until you see the barn. there, the road will fork so stay to the right until the Shoney's. left at Shoney's and go a while until you get to Ernie's farm. one more right and you are there.

as for the snot, wipe it on your sleave

[underpants]

3. I was going to ask directions to a wedding in Massachussetts

Excuse me the GREAT STATE of Massachusetts


but I see that they already held the ceremony

http://news.monstersandcritics.com/northamerica/article_1196064.php/Groom_arrested_twice_on_wedding_night

[matcom]

2. one other thing

it's Wisconsin's fault :D

[nosillies]

4. Get a neti pot

http://www.bytheplanet.com/Products/Yoga/neti/Netipot.htm

You can often find the Sinucleanse brand at your local Walgreen's/CVS/Rite-Aid. You'll feel like a new man.

[zanne]

6. Or a turkey baster. nt

[zanne]

5. That was lovely, underpants.

They don't make a plunger but my husband once suggested that I stick dynamite up my nose.

[underpants]

7. See this link

http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/The_20Nose_20Plunger

Check out the items in the top right corner

[zanne]

8. LOL! Nasal tampons!

Patent Pending...

[lost-in-nj]

9. Mucinex

works wonders!
You can buy it anywhere


lost

[leftofthedial]

10. I thought this was gonna be a Wisconsin joke

turn right

drive 1.37 miles

[RevCheesehead]

11. I know just how you feel.

Except I'm pretty good at finding directions.

[underpants]

12. Well you have to admit it is pretty easy when you just have to ...

FOLLOW THE LIGHT!

[RevCheesehead]

13. BRETT!!!!

Oh, man -
you know, for a few seconds this week, Dinger had an extra ticket to tonight's game!! Now I'll just have to look for her on the TV. :)

Hope you're feeling better soon! :hi: