Just saw a Freepermobile!

[Archae]

I live across the street from a liquor store/gas station, and while riding home on my bicycle, from grocery shopping, I saw a Freepermobile.

How do I know it's a Freepermobile?

1. FIB. (Illinois plates.)
2. Bush/Cheney '04 bumper sticker.
3. Yellow H2 Hummer.
4. "Support The Troops" yellow, red, white and blue ribbon magnet.
5. Inside was bag of junk food and THREE cases of Coors Lite.
6. Driver had a beer gut that made him look 9 months pregnant.
7. Driver while filling his gas hog at the station was on cell phone, bitching about how "Dem Ay-rabs keep takin' my money."
8. Jesus fish.

And lastly, the radio was blaring Rush Limbaugh.

I just hope this guy didn't breed.

[panbanger]

1. FIB?

What does FIB stand for?

[Archae]

3. (Bleep)-ing Illinois Bastard.

:-)

[datasuspect]

4. it must suck to live that close to civilization (chicago)

and not actually be there.

joking.

milwaukee's alright. for a small town.

[XNASA]

5. In Chicago, another name for 'the bird' is.....

The Milwaukee Skyline.

Get it? Milwaukee Skyline? :rofl:

[greatauntoftriplets]

16. ......

:rofl:

[Archae]

6. I don't live in Milwaukee.

And wouldn't.

I prefer it here in Sheboygan.

Brats and beer! :9

[datasuspect]

7. brats and beer and beer and beer and cheese

me and my guido friends had lots of fun when we were in wisconsin.

i especially love the small town main street bars in many parts of your beautiful state.

[Critters2]

11. Chicago--civilization! LOL!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[datasuspect]

12. OH MY GOD!!!!

THAT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!

YOU really NEED TO QUIT YOUR DAY JOB!!!!!

I JUST SPIT OVALTINE ALL OVER MY NEW GUAYABERA SHIRT!!!!!!


HOLY SHIT, I NEED TO TAKE A NAP!!!!


MOVE OVER RICHARD PRYOR, LENNY BRUCE, BILL HICKS!!!!

[Critters2]

10. I feel that way about FIBs and technically I am one

against my will and better judgment, though.

[nickinSTL]

17. dude, you guys should stop knocking Illinois...

it could be worse...you could live in Missouri.

[Archae]

18. I went through Missouri once...

Not a bad state, but East St Louis, couldn't get our of there fast enough.

[nickinSTL]

20. not bad because you didn't have to stay...

the Repub governor and legislature...:puke:

[mduffy31]

15. I don't know where in WI you are, but up here in the....

...great white north we usually refer to them as FIB-WAB's (Fucking Illinois Bastard-With a Boat)

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

2. I've seen those.

Saw one a few weeks ago with a "soccermom" chatting on her cell phone as she almost ran over some pedestrians. License plate read "SUPRTNK". It was a hummer too.

[catmandu57]

8. I saw one here a couple years back

Reptile stickers all over that sucker, the thing was this was a real beater that just barely qualified as a car. I think it was a chevette, red where it wasn't rusted out.

[pinniped]

23. That Chevette was probably won on the Joker's Wild game show....

about 25 years ago.

People used to win multiple Chevettes.

[Radical Activist]

9. Illinois is bluer and sends better people to the Senate than Wisconsin

So I don't know what that has to do with being a freeper.

[StellaBlue]

To the rest of the world

that's an American.

[StellaBlue]

13. To the rest of the world

that's an American.

[DainBramaged]

14. Did he look like this? Did you throw stuff at the Hummer?

It is probably the last hummer he'll ever get.

[Omphaloskepsis]

21. Without a doubt.. The last hummer he will ever see. n/t

[Monk06]

19. He should put the complaint that his money is being stolen where it

belongs ........ with his choice of vehicles.

[silverojo]

22. More than just a Freeper

He's what's known as a Fudd:
http://www.elmerfudd.us/index.htm

One of the more amusing pages on that site:
http://www.elmerfudd.us/repugs.htm


My personal favorite is:
7. Driver while filling his gas hog at the station was on cell phone, bitching about how "Dem Ay-rabs keep takin' my money."

Using a cell phone at a gas station, huh? Damned lucky he didn't set off an explosion!

[NMMNG]

24. What an imbecile

Supports Bush (who is responsible for the war and therefore the huge hike in gas prices), and drives a monstrous gas-guzzling vehicle, then whines about "dem Ayrabs" taking his money. :crazy: