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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 08:59 AM
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I just had a horrible thought.
If we all turn vegetarian, we're gonna fart a lot more. Has anybody calculated the effect of all that new methane on global warming?
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 08:59 AM
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1. *snort*
:spray: :rofl:
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eallen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 09:00 AM
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2. Less than the methane from the cows you'd otherwise eat.

:hippie:
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Marnieworld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 09:00 AM
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3. Gee? What just made you think of that?
:rofl:
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 09:07 AM
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8. Busted.
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 09:00 AM
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4. No change one way or the other
because the decaying uneaten vegetable matter would produce the same amount.

Besides, ever heard a cow fart? That's who's eating all the veggie food now.
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notadmblnd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 09:01 AM
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5. I could tell you a funny story that happened last week
but sex threads aren't allowed. All I'll say is don't eat baked beans if you plan on getting romantic later in the day.
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 09:01 AM
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6. I brelieve there was a gummint study on the effect of cow farts.
Humans will be next.
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Ohio Joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 09:02 AM
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7. Not me
It seems as I get older, everything makes me fart anyway.
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 09:36 AM
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9. Locking.
Please do not start threads about bodily functions.



Thank you!

Call Me Wesley
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