Not new to the Lounge: Will anyone worship me?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

I shall be your charismatic cult leader.

Bow before me!

[MissHoneychurch]

1. Aren't we already doing it?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. Well, this makes it official.

That's the spirit!

[MagickMuffin]

3. When I read the post I was wondering

if it was going to require bowing down. Now I know.

I bow down before you ol' great haruka3_2000. But don't let it go to your head:hi:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. I have people bowing to me all the time anyway.

But it's pretty much confined to the dojo.

[MagickMuffin]

32. I'll give you fish,

I'll give you candy,
I'll give you everything i have in my hand.
B52's reference

Or I could just give you a:hug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

38. I'll go with the hug. Or the fish...is it in sushi form?

[MagickMuffin]

40. the fish comes anyway you want it oh great one

you're the leader.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

41. Sweet.

I'm not really hungry now, but later I'll probably looking for some sushi.

[mainegreen]

4. What are the benefits?

How's the dental in your cult? I wont join a cult unless the benefits are primo!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. Hey, I'm the leader and I don't even have dental.

Are you in or are you out? Let me tell you, all the cool loungies will be in.

[mainegreen]

11. Well, do we have a goal besides worshipping you?

You know, a world domination plan to set you up as queen or maybe a plan to build paradise on earth using teacups and biscuts or is this more of a everyone meets up on thursday nights down at Billy's Bar to discuss your worship?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

14. Sunday afternoons at Poor Herbie's actually.

[RetroLounge]

7. Been worshipping you already

It is my full-time job, after all...

:bows:

RL

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

21. I know...

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. Sorry. Can't. Arthritis and all...

:hi:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. Well, you can wave.

:hi:

There's no judging on physical restrictions in my cult.

[ScreamingMeemie]

19. Yes...yes, I could wave...

:hi:

[mikeytherat]

9. This cult of yours - are there going to be meetings?

mikey_the_rat

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

15. Yeah, but they'll be at bars.

[mikeytherat]

18. I was gonna say, "No meetings!", but the allure of sophisticated adult

refreshments has swung me. I'm on board.

So, when is the first meeting?

:beer: :beer: :beer:

mikey_the_rat

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

20. Uh...whenever it's a good time for people.

[mikeytherat]

42. To heck with that! I'm not waiting for people to get organized!

I'm heading down the pub to start my own meeting.

mikey_the_rat

[KFC]

10. Bullshit. Bow down to THE MAN

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

23. Fuck that L. Ron Hubbard bullshit.

Fuck him and his xenu and his thetons and the stupid fucking intergalatic prison and their stupid little personality test and their hydrogen bombs around the volcanos bullshit. If he was alive, I'd kick his stupid, slow wrinkly lazy rich ass.

[LynneSin]

12. Yes but will there be a rapture

I cannot follow a charismatic cult leader unless there is some form of rapturing involved

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

24. Yeah, non-cult members get raptured.

We get their stuff.

[LynneSin]

28. See my cult would rapture it's members

and take them to a really cool place where there is unlimited booze & other enjoyable stuff and all sorts of fun gizmos. Then we can turn on our big-screen TV and watch all the people back down on earth suffering - mainly the religious numnuts

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

43. Wait, there has been a misinterpretation in the Holy Text.

We will be raptured. Everyone else will be left behind. We will go to the land of unlimited booze and drugs and awesome food. Our pets will join us and no one will have any animal allergies.

There will be lots of plasma tvs, pools, beaches, great weather, pool tables, etc.

[ScreamingMeemie]

44. No kids or breastfeeding or any of that nasty stuff though, right?

:hi:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

45. Well the kids will be well-behaved and there will be specific no-kids

sections for the kid-haters among us. I'm fine with the breastfeeding though. A baby's gotta eat and it's better than formula. Kids don't have to be monsters though.

[ScreamingMeemie]

46. C'mon! You've gotta give me a reason to tell the kids when they get

"Left Behind". :hi:

[LynneSin]

47. That's not the real rapture, MINE is the real rapture

You bring with you to the rapture exactly what you want to take. My rapture will bring Robert Plant along with me

:loveya:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

52. You keep making shit up, Freeper!

Anyway, Robert Plant is ugly now. Are you going to bring the young Robert Plant with you?

[LynneSin]

57. I think he looks better now then back in the 70s

he was too skinny back then

So there you stinking freeper!!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

58. Oh yeah...so hot...

:eyes:

[LynneSin]

59. Yes, Red "X" always turns me on

Probably a firewall issue

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

61. Here, it is. I uploaded it to my photobucket account.

[LynneSin]

64. He's 60 years old and looking great

Hell with what he put his body through in the 70s that's pretty good!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

51. Umm....

"MommyGrumpy is going off to get raptured to the land of beaches and plasma screen tvs with a bunch of DUers, so you guys are on your own."

[gmoney]

16. I'm more of a fanning the goddess type

Fanning you with one of those giant palm frond things, perhaps peeling your grapes, applying exotic oils and balms... ;)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

25. Sorry, but those are jobs for the women.

Men just bow.

[wildhorses]

17. will stampedes be involved?

wildhorses will vashthestampede:hide:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

26. Uh...sure. Just keep them away from me.

I don't like horses. I don't see the point of big deer cows that you ride on.

[mainegreen]

31. big deer cows? BIG DEER COWS?!?!

:spray:

great, now everyone knows I'm not working.
This thread is too funny.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

34. That's my opinion of them and I'm sticking to it.

I mean, I don't want anything bad to happen to any horses, but I'm not really a fan of them or any farm animal. I'll defend their right to be treated properly and not be a food item, but our friendship ends there.

[bridgit]

22. get up on this...

:P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

27. The vinyl is kind of scaring me.

[bridgit]

29. don't you ever sleep brat...

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

33. I nap. I have weird sleeping habits.

Mostly compounded by not working this summer so I could mess around at the beach and such.

[bridgit]

36. hm, so you're an american girl...

[Haole Girl]

30. Hi haruka...I'm a little tired for worshiping this morning...

Will admiring greatly do? :loveya:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

35. Sure, the rules are really lax.

[ThomCat]

37. And you thought I was nuts for thinking that

you were a Lounge Goddess. :P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

39. I guess you were right...

:P

[JVS]

48. I will never worship you.

[SteppingRazor]

49. What's in it for me? n/t

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

53. When we get raptured...

we go to the land of unlimited drugs, alcohol and amazing food. And you can party all you want, but never get any of the bad effects.

[SteppingRazor]

55. Oh, all right....

but I'm going to need some drugs, alcohol and amazing food upfront, just to make sure everything's on the up and up :evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

56. Alright...next time you're in Jersey.

[datasuspect]

50. if your name is Satan

then we already have a meaningful relationship.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

54. I was declared the anti-Christ a few months ago because...

of being post #666 on the original Kudzu thread.

[leftofthedial]

60. for true worship

you'd have to switch teams

[Aristus]

62. Hell! You've got me speaking in tongues!

Igottabuyahonda, Igottabuyahonda, homminahomminahommina!

O8)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

63. Flippin' sweet.

[Broken_Hero]

65. not sure, the jury is still out on that one...:) nt

[NMMNG]

66. Whatever