I am bullish on Kudzu. It's going places!

[swag]

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. Wøøt!

Fuck yeah, it's going places!

[Random_Australian]

28. Where?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

30. Everywhere. Wherever there is no kudzu, it's only because kudzu hasn't

gotten there yet.

[StrongBad]

2. Well...

I never did post in the original thread(s). Might as well get in on the ground floor of this one.

Kudzu, I salute thee.

[Random_Australian]

29. Oh say can you kudzu! God save the kudzu! Rule, kudzu, kudzu rule the

waves, kudzu will never be slaves! Advance kudzu fair!

[Arkansas Granny]

3. Planting instructions for kudzu. First, find a suitable location, like

a concrete parking lot, drop the seed and run.

[derby378]

4. It's the thread that will not die

Time for me to go to bed. G'night.

[swag]

279. I know!

Hope you slept well.

Are you with Roller Derby?

[LadyoftheRabbits]

5. Awesome...

I'm posting on the kudzu thread. :bounce: :party:

[ZombieNixon]

56. You know...

I had a sex subthread in Kudzu I. :D ;)

[LadyoftheRabbits]

58. Oh....

Did you now? :evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

59. Yes...

I did. :evilgrin:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

61. *bows*

After you, maestro. ;)

[ZombieNixon]

62. I don't know...lately I haven't been doing much innuendo.

;)

I might have lost my touch. :P

[LadyoftheRabbits]

63. Oh, now...

Shall I jump that one? ;)

[ZombieNixon]

64. Oh, you know you want to...

Come on...;)

[LadyoftheRabbits]

67. That one too...

;) :P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

111. Oh, you two should just get a private chat room.

Eh, it's the kudzu thread. There are no rules.

As you were.

:thumbsup:

[Ptah]

6. IBTL

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conrad%2C_Montana

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. And in several months...

you'll be right about that IBTL.

[Ptah]

20. Less than three weeks.

[ghostsofgiants]

149. Boy, were you off!

[Ptah]

191. By a whole lot.

Oops.

[swag]

76. Nice post, and straight back atcha:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Havre%2C_Montana

[ZombieNixon]

8. Fucking awesome.

:thumbsup:

[swag]

245. Yes, it's very good!

[bicentennial_baby]

9. Awwww yeah!

And we're back on track!! Bibo would be proud!! :bounce:

[bridgit]

10. i'm sorry dear, but did you say, "kudzu..."

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

12. uh...kudzu? What kudzu...

[ghostsofgiants]

11. I'm bullish on Swag, he is a man among men.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. I'm bullish on swag, too.

[bicentennial_baby]

15. Damn skippy!

That is da truth! Word! :bounce:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. My dear swag.........

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Now I will make use of the excellent hide thread feature........:puke:

[ghostsofgiants]

18. Come on Peggy, join us!

Be part of something great! :P

[CaliforniaPeggy]

22. Damn it, my dear primate1!

You made me unhide this thread so I could answer you!

OK, OK.........I'll leave it unhid for awhile......

Sheesh! :eyes:


Good to see you tonight....even if it is here!

:hi:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

19. My dear CaliforniaPeggy, why do you hate America?

:patriot:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

23. LOL!

My dear Haruka.......I DON'T!

:patriot: back atcha!


:hug:

[sundog]

16. kick

:kick:

[Redstone]

17. Oh, not again. PLEASE spare us.

Redstone

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

21. That's just the vodka talking. You really love kudzu.

[swag]

24. A Scourge in Full

[Sugar Smack]

36. .

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Random_Australian]

25. It's still alive. It mustn't die. It must live. You won't let it die.

Now do that with a few well deserving humans and we will be set!

[texanwitch]

26. I was over in GD.

Hello swag.

I am taking kudzu capsules, feeling good.:hi:

[RetroLounge]

27. Holy Shite!

Damn Kudzu has stopped at the border of Wisconsin.

Kudzu hates cheese!

RL

[speedoo]

31. "All my men wear Kudzu.....

... or they nothing at all. Well, maybe a little something. You know, to make things, how do you say in America... interesting.."

[Lethe]

32. Kudzu supposedly lessens alcohol cravings

http://www2.potsdam.edu/hansondj/HealthIssues/1127332920.html

who woulda thunk it?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

34. Well, I'm certainly not ingesting any kudzu.

[amitten]

33. ...

:cry:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

35. Sweet Mother of God!!!! Hold me...save me from the Queen of Kudzu...

Queen of Kudzu

I hail from the South, as y'all can tell,

Tipping cows and gigging frogs, spittin' in a pail.



I'm the Queen of Kudzu!

I love NASCAR and save bacon grease,

Swat away June Bugs as I pick a fat peach.

My backyard has four half-nekkid younguns

Digging in the red clay, fighting over wild onions.



I'm the Queen of Kudzu!

I swim in a spring - I swim in a crick

I've even been known to taste a salt lick.

I sit on the front porch, rocking in the twilight,

Crickets and cicadas saw - I love the music of night.

Below the moon, I've run nekkid through the corn

Just 'cause I could - there's no need for scorn.



I'm the Queen of Kudzu!

I wear a lightning bug ring,

Go fishing for cats and love to hear Elvis sing.

I love Jesus and pray many times a day

His promise is true - I try to live His way.



I'm the Queen of Kudzu!

I watch the snow fall on the pines,

Then rush to buy milk and bread down at the five-and-dime.

I fry my chicken, taters, okra, and cornbread,

Roll out my biscuits - my family is well fed.

I pick poke salet and kudzu too,

Cook 'em up with fat back and will serve them to you.

My gravy is chocolate, tomato, Sawmill, and red-eyed

I'm the Queen of Kudzu - on a John Deere I ride!

[In_The_Wind]

37. I've been out checking the east coast ~ it is everywhere!

indeed

[swimboy]

38. Amen and amen.

:graybox: :web: :graybox:

[Sock Puppet]

215. the father

the son and the holy ghost. :thumbsup:

[RebelOne]

39. Kudzu can be very useful, especially if you

live in the Atlanta area. Check out www.kudzu.com

[progmom]

40. yay

:hug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

68. Bye progmom...

:hug:

[swag]

244. I miss her too.

[blondeatlast]

41. It had a momentary setback, though. I've finally posted in a kudzu thread

at last, besides.

[asthmaticeog]

42. I hereby break my silence and finally post on a kudzu thread to say

swag, you are motherfucking nuts. :D

[Call Me Wesley]

43. Kudzu?

Never heard of it before. :P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

45. Get out of here! Scram!

:P

[Writer]

44. Die, concept, die!

DIE DIE DIE!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

46. You can't kill kudzu.

That's the beauty of it.

[LynneSin]

47. Kudzu Recipes - Including Kudzu Fried Chicken

http://home.att.net/~ejlinton/jelly.html

Kudzu Fried Chicken

Dredge chicken breast strips in kudzu powder; dip in lightly beaten egg, and dredge in dry Italian seasoned bread crumbs. Deep-fry in hot oil (350) for 3 to 5 minutes or until golden brown. Drain on paper towels. Serve immediately.

Kudzu root powder, also called kuzu, and capsules
are available at most health food stores.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

49. I think the chicken would be better if made with cornflakes & kudzu.

[LynneSin]

50. You know we should talk about Fried Chicken and Fat Actress

Perhaps we can get the thread locked

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

52. I can't really add much to the debate.

I've never seen Fat Actress and I missed that flamewar. Plus I haven't had fried chicken in about 8 years.

[LynneSin]

53. I'm the same way but does it really matter

We could just fake it just to shut down the thread.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

55. I kind of want to be post #666 again.

[MorningGlow]

85. Alton Brown metnioned it

on his new show, Feasting on Asphalt. Said it made a nice salad, if you grabbed the tender leaves (preferably far away from the side of the highway, where he was standing, I'd assume).

And OMG I have actually posted on Kudzu Mark II! :blush: I feel so honored...

[wildhorses]

48. swag, darling!! ya know I love ya but, honestly....

sometimes I could just choke ya the way kudzu is choking the south:P








































your gonads must be HUGE

[bridgit]

54. naw, it's clearly a desperate cry for attention..

:rofl:

[Magrittes Pipe]

51. Kudzu is HOT!

:thumbsup:

[swag]

57. Kickboy Face explains

here

[madinmaryland]

60. ..

[last_texas_dem]

65. I love this thread

Its return is like seeing an old friend who I thought I'd never see again. There's just something not right about the Lounge if a kudzu thread isn't around.

[Z_I_Peevey]

66. I post in honor of the kudzu lining the roads

from Memphis to Tupelo. What a drive.

[puerco-bellies]

69. Again with the Kudzu - Oy!!!

Must I kill this thread again?

[graywarrior]

70. I'm in.

[Arugula Latte]

71. Oh, what the hell.

I'll give in to Kudzu's irresistible siren song ...

[Radical Activist]

72. Oh not this shit again.

I'm only posting because its still fairly new and I felt like pissing and moaning about it. I'll dance a happy dance when its gone this time. I won't be helping it along in the future.

[texanwitch]

73. We need the kudzu thread.

This is a update on my friend who was on the waiting list for a liver.

He started to take kudzu capsules and he feeling a lot better, his color is looking good.

I have a friend who has a boyfriend with a major drinking problem, he started to use kudzu and he is drinking less.

Kudzu does work.


:woohoo:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

74. Ha! That's right. Kudzu is good for something.

:woohoo:

I'm glad its helping your friends.

[texanwitch]

79. Me too.

My friend needing the liver was close to death.

He is up walking around and eating.

Yea kudzu.:bounce: :woohoo: :bounce:

[DBoon]

75. I want this M%#@ Kudzu off the M&@# Plane!

nt

[swag]

77. Oh, go jam econo, you.

[Evoman]

78. I am in the top 100 of the kudzu thread

YEAAAHHHHH

[Jamastiene]

80. Wow, I'm in sooner this time.

Yep, it's already growing back on the bridge out here.

[Elidor]

81. How to recognize different types of trees from quite a long way away

NO. 1: The Larch



And now...NO. 1: The Larch

[puerco-bellies]

82. Paddles, Clear, Bfffffffffffffit, beep, beep, beep. It lives!!!!

[Book Lover]

83. Excellent!

I am so happy to see that we know what the word perseverance means here in the Lounge!

[Debi]

84. MODS!!! DO SOMETHING

*sigh*

[swag]

86. Yeah, it's a good thread!

[Debi]

87. AAACCCCKKKKK

:cry:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

88. Just calm down and let your self be embraced by the sweet vines of

kudzu.

[swag]

89. If that's truly the way you feel,

click here and let the rest of us get on with the business.

[Alleycat]

90. I missed the last Kudzu outbreak

so I'm jumping on early

[terrya]

91. Kick

Somehow, this seems right.

[bridgit]

92. 93 down, 1111 to go...

[StrictlyRockers]

94. Bob will give us kudzu.

[bridgit]

95. and not a moment to soon is my greater hope...

:hi:

[Dave Reynolds]

93. What the fuck?!?

Goddam, this is what happens when I go away to play on a conservative board?

Thanks swag!

[bridgit]

96. kudzu...

:kick:

[texanwitch]

97. We need to get this thread to 100 already.

:kick:

[texanwitch]

98. Do I have to do it myself.

:shrug:

[puerco-bellies]

99. One more and we go triple digits

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

100. #100 Baby!

:woohoo:

:P

[texanwitch]

101. Yes.

:bounce: :toast: :kick: :headbang: :applause: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[Redneck Socialist]

102. What the hell...

I never got in the first one...

[astral]

103. I'd never heard of Kudzu

so I went and read the Kudzu and alcohol link posted above. So Kudzu is an invasive plant that might be good for alkys? And if someone posts "kudzu" everybody must hop on even though you can read the ENTIRE thread and still not have a clue what Kudzu is?

I don't get it. But I had to hop on here just 'cuz it looked like a pretty important thing to do.:dunce:

[Redneck Socialist]

105. Welcome to DU

It's something of an in joke. There was a thread of the same title a while back that accumulated hundreds (over a thousand?) posts.

It doesn't really have a point, just join the fun.

:hi:

[Castilleja]

104. Yes!

\m/ Badass!!! \m/

It truly does not die. :7

[swag]

106. Soybean Aphids on the march

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

107. Why isn't the white part of the map yellow?

If it's white, then I can only assume that they haven't been found there. So those spots should be yellow. I want a word with whomever is responsible for this map.

[swag]

110. Maybe yellow should be renamed "looked for but not found"

and white should be named "not looked for and not found."

But there's not way to tell. I share your outrage.

[bridgit]

108. i say we roll up on those punks & kick their soy eating asses...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

112. Yeah, fuck those punks.

Soy is for people. Not aphids.

I'll bring my billy club. That should take out a million or so at a time.

[bridgit]

132. wurd...

x( :rofl:

[hfojvt]

109. what? Are there no soybeans in Kansas?

or Nebraska?

Maybe you could tell me what the "survey bug" is. Biking in SD I saw this purple bug a couple inches long, and it was going straight down the highway. It would take a few steps, then hop/fly a couple feet to the left, but it flew in an arc that brought it back to the same place in the road about a foot ahead of where it was before. It seemed to be going straight down the road in this manner. Like it was doing a survey of the road, or it was on the march to somewhere. Of course, I only watched it do that as it went past. I did not follow it to see how far it would go in this manner.

[mduffy31]

113. This has been ignored too long kids

we have to keep giving it love...

:kick:

[mwdem]

114. Well, this time of the year, it's definitely going places!

It's on the moooove!:bounce:

[mduffy31]

115. Kudzu

[Shine]

116. Wow....deja vu.

:D

I coulda sworn I've seen this thread before.....

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

118. All good things eventually come back again.

:thumbsup:

[Jamastiene]

117. the vine that ate the South....

http://www.cptr.ua.edu/kudzu/

Japan needs a :spank: for sending us that shit.

[Robeson]

119. This thread is flaimbait. Mods, I demand it be locked!....

...}(

[Jamastiene]

120. How dare you make demands of the Mods!

:evilgrin:

[swag]

121. Something tells me the soybean cyst nematode's career didn't peak in 1994.

[swimboy]

125. This madness will stop only when there are no more soybeans.

:graybox: -- 1994

:redbox: -- 1992

:bluebox: -- 1990

:web: -- 20??

[mwdem]

122. ...but of course it is, my dear.

:kick:

[LSK]

123. Dupe!!!

Please delete thread. :D

[Arugula Latte]

124. Kuuuuuud-zuuuu! Heeeere, Kudzu, Kudzu, Kudzu!

C'mere and eat your bowl of kibbles, little Kudzy! *pets Kudzu thread's fuzzy widdle head*

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

126. Kudzu, your soo cute. Yes, you are. Yes, you are....

Mwah!

Aww...good boy. *rubs Kudzu's tummy* You like that, don't you?

[Arugula Latte]

128. You can pet Kudzu, but ...

don't make 'im piddle!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

129. I hate it when Kudzu gets too excited and piddles on the floor.

[laylah]

127. Again! LMAO! n/t

[XemaSab]

130. Kudzu makes me drink half a bottle of wine on an empty stomach

and post to the internets!

Kudzu has not yet made me drunk dial my ex-bf though!

But it may only be a matter of time! :D

[Arugula Latte]

131. At least you're not drinking milk in front of datasuspect!

:scared:

[Ann Arbor Dem]

133. I was told in no uncertain terms to keep this thread alive.

A former DUer and good friend stressed the importance of kudzu over the weekend.

I'm here, and reporting for duty. :patriot:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

134. Kudzu is very important.

Thank you for duty as a DUer and say "hi" to the former DUer.

:patriot:

[Ann Arbor Dem]

135. I passed along your hi.

And have been asked to send one back to you.

[texanwitch]

136. Howdy,

Just got home from Austin, took the long way home.

Didn't see any kudzu, small town Texas is kudzu free.

[Ann Arbor Dem]

137. Don't see it in Michigan either.

[CottonBear]

138. Kudzu. n/t

[Book Lover]

139. Just another lazy Sunday afternoon kick

Nothing to see here. I just kicked this thread because .. well, if it's not on the first few Lounge pages, I get nervous...

[Arugula Latte]

140. Just doin' my part ...

...to keep this baby goin' ... :patriot:

[Quantess]

264. I'm hoping Kudzu never reaches the Pacific NW.

We already have invasive Blackberries! At least blackberry vines give tasty fruits!

http://www.shim.bc.ca/invasivespecies/_private/blackberry.htm

[Bake]

141. Can you eat kudzu?

And if so, is it sorta like eating spinach or turnips greens? If so, kudzu could feed the entire world. Or eat the entire world, as the case may be.

Bake

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

142. What? ANOTHER one?

The only reason I can tell is that I haven't participated in this one yet. :banghead:

[puerco-bellies]

143. I was wondering where this thread was hiding

Ah, Kudzu.

[Guy Fawkes]

144. I'm putting my foot down!

[texanwitch]

146. Nice floor.

:bounce:

[swag]

145. Leafy Spurge in Montana

Looks kinda purdy, but don't be deceived!

[Homer Wells]

147. Oh Good

Time for Kudzu once again

:bounce:

[ghostsofgiants]

148. I bet Biff (from Back to the Future) would be bullish on kudzu.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=iwY5o2fsG7Y
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5zcbQNuQN0A

[El Fuego]

157. I wish my future self had told me about kudzu.

[El Fuego]

150. I love to start the morning with KUDZU

It's going to be a good day. :)

[swag]

151. Speaking of kudzu,

[blondeatlast]

152. Until it reaches New Mexico or Colorado, I'm hedging my bets. nt

[swag]

153. Soybean aphids put rabbits to shame

[swag]

154. Japanese Bikini Idols are engulfing the planet!

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=japanese+bikini+idol&search=Search

[swag]

155. Ladybugs are coming to homes in Charleston, WV. Worse than last year even

http://www.dailymail.com/story/News/+/2006101746/Ladybugs+are+coming/

Print StoryEmail StoryHomeowners beware: A swarm of unwanted visitors plans to creep inside and bask in the warmth of your house throughout the winter.
It's time to prepare for battle with the

Multicolored Asian Lady Beetle.

"It appears they will be worse than last year," said Berry Crutchfield, plant and

pest biologist for the state Department of Agriculture. "We have been getting more calls. Comparatively, it will be worse."

. . .

[El Fuego]

156. A sure sign of the Apocalypse.

[swag]

158. Good news. Let's end this mess once and for all.

[Ptah]

159. Is this kudku?

:shrug:

[swag]

173. No, but it's still purdy.

[swag]

160. The Army wants you to know more about the kudzu.

http://el.erdc.usace.army.mil/pmis/plants/html/pueraria.html



This species is native to Japan and is now widespread in the southeastern United States. The introduction may have been intentional for erosion control along roadsides. The flowers are attractive, and the plant has also been used as an ornamental.

. . .

Kudzu is a high-climbing, densely pubescent, semiwoody vine with fleshy, tuberous roots. The leaves are alternate, net-veined, and pinnately compound with three leaflets. The three leaflets arise from the tip of a long petiole. The leaflets are pubescent, entire to lobed, with pinnate major veins. The flowers are perfect and irregular, and have an odor of grape Kool-Aid. The flowers are numerous in axillary panicles. The petals are purple or reddish-purple with a distinct yellow patch on the largest petal. The fruit is a several-seeded flat legume that is brown, pubescent, and 4-5 cm long.

. . .

Kudzu is a fast-growing vine that persists along roadbanks and seems to be spreading into waste areas, fields, and even into the edges of forests. It often climbs on buildings and other man-made structures. It reproduces by seeds and by the tuberous roots.

. . .

The fast-growing vine climbs over other plants (including natives) and kills them. Its tuberous root habit makes eradication of this species difficult.

[Arugula Latte]

161. The following is directly related to the subject of Kudzu:

I'll explain how it's related after I do some heavy drinking ...

Anyhoo, courtesy of countrysongtitles.com, I give you REAL COUNTRY SONG TITLES:

All I Want From You (Is Away)
All My Exes Live In Texas
All the Guys that Turn Me On Turn Me Down
Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart?
Are You Drinkin With Me Jesus?
Are You on the Top 40 of the Lord?
At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump
Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears
Bubba Shot The Jukebox
Bubba's Inconvenience Store
Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
Come out of the Wheatfield Nellie, You're Going Against the Grain
Cow Cow Boogie (Moo Moo My Love)
Cow Cow Strut
Did I Shave my Legs for This?
Do You Love As Good As You Look?
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight?
Don't Believe My Heart Can Stand Another You.
Don't Chop Any Wood Mother, I'm Comin' in With a Load!
Don't Come Home a-Drinkin' With Lovin' on Yo-mind
Don't Give Me A Plastic Saddle 'Cuz I Want To Feel That Leather When I Ride
Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
Don't Squeeze My Sharmon.
Don't Strike A Match (To The Book Of Love)
Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life.)
Four on the Floor and a Fifth Under the Seat
Get Off the Table, Mabel (The Two Dollars is for the Beer)
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.
Git Up Off'n the Floor Hannah (a Bitter New Year's Eve)
Going to Hell in Your Heavenly Arms
Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart.
Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
Heaven's Just A Sin Away.
Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind.
Her Cheatin' Heart Made A Drunken Fool Out Of Me
Her Only Bad Habit Is Me
Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.
Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)
High Cost of Low Living
Hold On To Your Men..’Cause She's Single Again
How Can A Whiskey That's 6 Years Old Whup A Man That's 33?
How Can I Get Over You if You Won't Get Out from Under Me?
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me?
I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral.
I Bought the Shoes that Just Walked Out on Me
I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
I Can't Pass the Bar, and There's One on my Way Home
I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life.
I Don't Care if it Rains or Freezes 'Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin' on the Dashboard of my Car
I Don't Do Floors
I Don't Know What Came Over Me (When I Came All Over You)
I Don't Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.
I Don't Want Your Body If Your Heart's Not In It.
I Fell for Her, She Fell for Him, and He Fell for Me
I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me.
I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade
I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger
I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2.
I Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Bed Crying On My Pillow Over You.
I Got the Hungries for Your Love, and I'm Waitin In Your Welfare Line
I Got Through Everything But The Door
I Guess I Had Your Leavin' Coming
I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine.
I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal.
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.
I Knew I'd Hit Rock Bottom When I Woke Up On Top Of You.
I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones
I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
I May Be Used, But Baby I Ain't Used Up
I Meant Every Word That He Said.
I Only Miss You On The Days That End In " Y "
I Sat Down On A Beartrap (Just This Morning)
I Sent Her Artifical Flowers For Her Artificial Love
I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
I Wanna Whip Your Cow.
I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart
I Wanted You To Leave Until You Left Me
I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me
I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me
I Wish I Were A Lesbian
I Wish I Were A Woman (So I Could Go Out With A Guy Like Me)
I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She's Out Of Town.
I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
I Would Kiss You Through the Screendoor but It'd Strain Our Love
I Wouldn't Take You To A Dog Fight Even If I Thought You Could Win.
I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy.
I'd Rather Hear A Fat Girl Fart Than A Pretty Boy Sing
I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You
If Drinkin' Don't Kill Me, Her Memory Will.
If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You.
If I Ain't Got It, You Don't Need It.
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
If I Had a Nose Full of Nickels, I'd Sneeze Them All Atchoo!
If I Had It To Do All Over Again, I'd Do It All Over You
If I Had My Life to Live Over, I'd Live Over a Delicatessen
If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.
If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?
If I Were In Your Shoes, I'd Walk Right Back To Me
If I'd Killed You When I Wanted To, I'd be Out of Jail By Now
If It's Got To Be Later, How 'Bout Later Tonight?
If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low.
If My Nose Was Running Money, Honey, I'd Blow It Al On You
If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
If She Hadn't Been So Good Lookin' I Might Have Seen the Train
If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick, I'll Fall In Love.
If the Devil Danced in Empty Pockets, He'd Have a Ball in Mine
If The Jukebox Took Teardrops I'd Cry All Night Long.
If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
If Today Was A Fish, I'd Throw It Back In
If Whiskey Were A Woman, I'd Be Married For Sure.
If You Can't Be Good, Be Bad With Me
If You Can't Be Good, Son, Be Good At It
If You Can't Bite, Don't Growl.
If You Can't Feel It (It Ain't There).
If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead?
If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
If You Don't Leave Me, I'll Find Someone Who Will
If You Ever Get the Feelin' I Don't Love You, Feel Again.
If You Got the Money, Honey, I Got the Time
If You Leave Me I'm Gone
If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
If You Really Loved Me, You'd Leave
If You Want to Keep the Beer Real Cold, Put it Next to My Ex-Wife's Heart
If You Want Your Freedom PDQ, Divorce Me COD
If You’re Gonna Do Him Wrong Again, You Might As Well Do Him Wrong Again With Me!
If You're Gonna Do Me Wrong, Do It Right
I'll Get Over You As Soon As You Get Out From Under Him.
I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
I'll Tennessee You In My Dreams
I'm Drinkin Christmas Dinner (All Alone This Year)
I'm Gettin' Gray From Being Blue.
I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home.
I'm Gonna Put a Bar in the Back of my Car and Drive Myself to Drink
I'm Havin' Daydreams About Night Things In The Middle Of The Afternoon.
I'm Here To Get My Baby Out Of Jail
I'm In Love With A Capital U
I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life.
I'm Just an Old Chunk of Coal (But I'm Gonna be a Diamond Someday)
I'm Not Married But The Wife Is.
I'm Quittin' Wild Turkey Cold Turkey
I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here.
I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised.
I'm Under The Table Over You
Is It Cold in Here, or Is it Just You?
It Ain't Easy Being Easy
It Ain't Love But It Ain't Bad.
It Don't Feel Like Sinnin' To Me.
It Only Takes One Bar (To Make A Prison)
It Takes Me All Night Long To Do What I Used To Do All Night Long.
It Took a Helluva Man to Take my Anne, but it Sure Didn't Take Him Long
It's Not the High Cost of Living, It's the Cost of Living High
I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart.
I've Been Roped And Throwed By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
I've Got $5 And It's Saturday Night
I've Got a Cowboy In The Saddle, and Another One's Holding My Horse
I've Got Four On The Floor And A Fifth Under The Seat!
I've Got Red Eyes From Your White Lies And I'm Blue All The Time.
I've Got Tears In My Eyes From Lying On My Back In My Bed While I Cry Over You.
I've Got the Cob, If You've Got the Corn
I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
I've Heard that Tear Stained Monologue You Do There by the Door Before You Go
Jeremiah Peabody's Polyunsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green and Purple Pills
Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You
Jim, I Wore A Tie Today
Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl,
Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
Last Night I Went to Bed with a "10" and Woke this Morning with a "2"
Lay Something On My Bed Besides A Blanket
Learning To Live Again Without You Is Killing Me.
Legendary Chicken Fairy
Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
Make Me Late For Work Today.
Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).
May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose.
Meet Me In the Gravel Pit, Honey, Cuz I'm a Little Boulder There
Mommy, Can I Still Call Him Daddy?
My Every Day Silver Is Plastic.
My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus.
My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
My Lips Want to Stay (But My Heart Wants to Go)
My Phone Ain't Been Ringing, so I Guess it Wasn't You
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him.
Nashville Rash
Ned Nostril (and his South Seas Paradise, Put Your Blues on Ice, Cheap at Twice the Price Band, Icky Icky Ucky Ucky)
No Way, Conway (I Ain't Gonna Twitty Tonight)
Occasional Wife
Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
Oh, Lord! It's Hard To Be Humble When You're Perfect In Every Way.
Our Love is Illegal, Cause Our Names Ain't the Same
Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed.
Overlonely and Underkissed
Pardon Me, I've Been Pardoned
Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill.
Phantom Of The Opry
Pick Me Up On Your Way Down
Pick Me Up Or Let Me Down
Please Bypass This Heart.
Poultry Promenade
Queen Of My Double-Wide Trailer
Red Necks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer
Redneck Martians Stole My Baby
Refried Dreams
Run for the Roundhouse Nellie (He Can't Corner You There)
Saddle Up the Stove Ma, I'm Riding the Range Tonight
She Broke My Heart, I Broke Her Jaw
She Can Put Her Shoes Under My Bed Anytime
She Feels Like A New Man Tonight.
She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft.
She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.
She Looks Good Through the Bottom of My Shot Glass
She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night It Was Honor and Offer
She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy
She Walked Across My Heart Like It Was Texas
She's Actin' Single..... I'm Drinkin' Doubles
She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty.
She's Got the Rhythm (And I Got the Blues)
She's Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without.
Slap 'Er Down Again Paw
Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
Swing Wide Your Gate Of Love.
Tennis Must Be Your Racket 'Cause Love Means Nothin' To You.
Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone.
Thanks To The Cathouse, I'm In The Doghouse With You
The Alcohall of Fame
The Bridge Washed Out and I Can't Swim and My Baby's On the Other Side
The Last Word In Lonesome Is "Me".
The Man That Came Between Us (Was Me)
The Old Home Fill 'er Up and Keep On Truckin' Cafe"
The Pint Of No Return.
There Ain't Enough Room in my Fruit Of The Looms to Hold All My Lovin' For You
There Ain't No Waste In My Baby's Love Canal.
There's A Tear In My Beer
They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out.
This Good Girl's Gonna Go Bad
This White Circle on My Finger Means We're Through
Tight Fittin' Jeans
Timber... I'm Fallin In Love
Touch Me With More Than Your Hands.
Trainwreck Of Emotion
Up Against the Wall, Redneck Mother
Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart.
Waitin' In Your Welfare Line
Walk Out Backwards Slowly So I'll Think You're Walking In
Warm Beer and Cold Kisses
Warm Beer Cold Women
We Used To Kiss On The Lips, But It's All Over Now
Welcome to Dumpsville, Population Me
What Made Milwaukee Famous (Has Made A Loser Out Of Me).
When the Lightning Struck the Coon Creek Party Line
When We Get Back To the Farm (That's When We Really Go To Town).
When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
When You Wrapped My Lunch in a Road Map, I Knew You Meant Good-Bye
Who You Gonna Believe, Me Or Your Lying Eyes?
Who's Gonna Mow Your Grass?
Who's Gonna Take The Garbage Out When I'm Dead And Gone?
Who's Makin' Time with the Time Keeper's Daughter, when the Time Keeper's Keepin' Time?
Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?
Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw
Why Have You Left the One You Left Me For?
Would Jesus Wear A Rolex On His Television Show?
Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
Yard Sale
You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin'
You Ain't Nothin' But a Hound Dog ('s Leavins')
You Ain't Woman Enough To Take My Man
You Can Lock Me Up in Jail & Throw Away the Key, But You Can't Keep My Face from Breaking Out
You Can't Deal Me All The Aces And Expect Me Not To Play.
You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too.
You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd.
You Changed Your Name From Brown to Jones, and Mine From Brown to Blue
You Done Stomped On my Heart (and You Mashed That Sucker Flat)
You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
You Goodbye
You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me.
You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
You'd think my Bed was a Bus Stop, the Way You Come and Go
Your Negligee Has Turned To Flannel Nightgowns
Your Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Banister Of Life.
You're A Cross I Can't Bear.
You're a Hard Dog To Keep Under The Porch
You're Going To Ruin My Bad Reputation
You're Out Of Step (With The Beat Of My Heart)
You're Ruining My Bad Reputation.
You're The Hangnail In My Life, And I Can't Bite You Off
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
You're The Ring Around My Bathtub, You're The Hangnail Of My Life
You've Already Put Big Old Tears In My Eyes, Must You Throw Dirt In My Face?
You've Got Sawdust On The Floor Of Your Heart

[swag]

172. I wish I still had that record. They wrote some good ones, huh?

[Haole Girl]

162. I've been waiting to use this smilie...

[swag]

171. It's a keeper!

[BarenakedLady]

163. Wow, this thread is older than me!

:hi:

[swag]

170. I'll need to see your I.D.

[rug]

164. I've been looking for this.

[swag]

169. And you found it!

You done good.

[puerco-bellies]

165. Wow, you reached so deep to pull this one out..

There is probably a "ring" around your elbow.

[swag]

167. Yeah, pretty good thread.

[Xipe Totec]

166. Yes, but can you smoke it? n/t

[swag]

168. You mean

MAY you smoke it.

The answer should be obvious.

[RetroLounge]

174. Kudzu Haiku

Kudzu: Going Places.
No idea what that means.
Thread will never die.

RL

[swag]

180. That makes me feel the wind whistling through my liver.

Nice poem.

[bridgit]

175. KuuuuudZuuuuu!!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

177. KHAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

[bridgit]

178. don't mess with me biscuit i'm edgy...

:rofl: i been play'n in GD too much x( :hi: :hug: :loveya:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

179. Who you callin' biscuit?

Well, instead of thinking about the asshattery of GD, think about the fact that there was a mini-flamewar in LBN over the prep time of egg salad today. Personally, I find that really fucking amusing.

[bridgit]

182. hey! whada'ya talk'n, 'biscuit' is a promotion up from 'proper little fella...

:D whoa, whoa, whoa; lemme get his straight...LBN's fucking with my freaking egg salad prep? yeah? dad gum it THAT'z IT!! It's fucking GO TIME!! :nuke:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

183. Oh well, in that case, I guess I can live with biscuit.

Yep, apparently egg salad is too time consuming for working people to make, therefor the freaky alternative of pre-made egg salad is the most viable alternative. I don't get it, even with my lameass cooking skills, egg salad only takes a couple minutes. And let's face it, egg salad from a factory is pretty damn disturbing. I don't know how people were surprised that it resulted in food poisoning.

[bridgit]

184. oh for crying out loud, you mix it in the bowl that goes in the frig, you.....

spread the shit on one slice of bread with a butter-knife & fold it over, cover it with saran wrap & that's it; the ENTIRE process takes maybe MAYBE 15mins even if you are a stoned out slacker on crack, good grief x(

ps, i like biscuits who doesn't like biscuits :shrug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

185. Biscuits are good.

I like biscuits.

[swag]

276. I too enjoy biscuits.

[BlueStorm]

176. Kudzu lives!! and lives and lives....

Never posted on a kudzu thread before so I'm jumping in!! Ya gotta love the Lounge for it's craziness!!!

Huh.. so I guess kudzu hasn't made into Michigan yet. Maybe it doesn't like Michigan? *sniffle* I think Kudzu hates Michigan!!!

Blue

[swag]

181. I bet the maps are just old.

[Arugula Latte]

193. Or maybe, just maybe, Michigan hates Kudzu?

There, there ... :hug:

[gkdmaths]

186. Oh, fine. Okay.

I'll finally post on the kudzu thread.

blah.

[Porcupine]

187. I've never seen Kudzu. Could somebody send me a plant?

.

[swag]

188. The Hedgesian dialectic

bully!

[TroubleMan]

189. Again, huh?

I guess I'll just sit back and see if this thread gets as long as the other.

[bridgit]

190. that's the spirit...

:bounce:

[DBoon]

192. bite the wax tadpole!

there kudzu!

[puerco-bellies]

194. I am the mighty Kudzu Thread Killer.

But I will stay my bony hand for now.

[BlueCollar]

195. sigh

someone's gotta do it...

:kick:

5 posts to 200

[swag]

196. Stalking Feral Hogs in Texas

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/10/29/us/29hog.html





The animals were introduced to North America as a food source in 1539 by the Spanish conquistador Hernando de Soto, said Billy Higginbotham, a wildlife specialist with the Texas A&M Agricultural Research and Extension Center at Overton.

During the 1800s and 1900s, escaped domestic pigs became feral, sprouted tusks and grew coarse black hair. They crossbred with Russian boars, brought to North America for food and sport. The resulting hybrid wild boar has spread across the country, increasing in number to an estimated four million in 39 states, Mr. Higginbotham said.

The population of feral hogs has ballooned for a combination of reasons, Mr. Higginbotham said. For one, he said, they are intelligent animals. Also, they will eat just about anything and are highly adaptable to changing food sources.

Wild pigs are prolific breeders. A sow can be ready for her first litter of four to six offspring within six months, and a mature sow can birth two litters a year, Mr. Higginbotham said.
. . .

Wild hogs can bring new problems. In Texas alone, the aggressive, omnivorous and razor-toothed animals cause nearly $52 million in damage a year to farmland, livestock and pastures, according to the Texas Cooperative Extension.

. . .

[swag]

197. Stalking Feral Hogs in Texas

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/10/29/us/29hog.html





The animals were introduced to North America as a food source in 1539 by the Spanish conquistador Hernando de Soto, said Billy Higginbotham, a wildlife specialist with the Texas A&M Agricultural Research and Extension Center at Overton.

During the 1800s and 1900s, escaped domestic pigs became feral, sprouted tusks and grew coarse black hair. They crossbred with Russian boars, brought to North America for food and sport. The resulting hybrid wild boar has spread across the country, increasing in number to an estimated four million in 39 states, Mr. Higginbotham said.

The population of feral hogs has ballooned for a combination of reasons, Mr. Higginbotham said. For one, he said, they are intelligent animals. Also, they will eat just about anything and are highly adaptable to changing food sources.

Wild pigs are prolific breeders. A sow can be ready for her first litter of four to six offspring within six months, and a mature sow can birth two litters a year, Mr. Higginbotham said.
. . .

Wild hogs can bring new problems. In Texas alone, the aggressive, omnivorous and razor-toothed animals cause nearly $52 million in damage a year to farmland, livestock and pastures, according to the Texas Cooperative Extension.

. . .

[swag]

198. Sorry about the dupe, but I'm sure it's worth reading twice.

[rug]

199. 200 by Halloween or it gets locked!

[Arugula Latte]

200. I wanna be post #200 on Kudzu Part III

:woohoo:

[swag]

202. YOU DID IT!

[Arugula Latte]

203. My greatest accomplishment since getting Erik Estrada's autograph!

Well, maybe after bearing children ...

[swag]

204. I ran into that fucker on Broadway, right outside the Schnitz.

He was in some traveling troupe of Grease, was it?

Anyway, he looked like he could still pull the dames, or whomever.

[querelle]

201. Not Again................n/t

[swag]

205. Yeah, it's a great thread!

Thank you for your contribution!

[momophile]

206. seems like kudzu has slowed down lately.

could just be me though...

[swag]

207. I think the technical analysts would call this slowing "consolidation."

The rest of us would say, "seems like kudzu has slowed down lately."

[Sugar Smack]

208. Booting it alongside.

Since this is another kudzu thread, I love you, man.

[texanwitch]

209. The kudzu thread is back.

Just got back from working Early Voting for half a day.


Nice to see the thread back.


We are having a heavy turnout for the November election here in Houston.


This week will be hard Monday - Friday 7 to 7.

By the end of the week I will be a zombie.

[swag]

212. What does a heavy turnout portend?

[hfojvt]

210. this thread started

on my "daughter's" birthday.
And it's still alive.
Rue ha ha ha!
Happy 17th Tasia. Wherever you are.

[puerco-bellies]

211. Igor step back, Clear! Bifffffffffffffffffft. Beep, Beep, Beep...

It lives!!! Mwah haa haa haa haaaaah!

[JVS]

213. a kick for the oldest of the lounge threads

[swag]

214. Beware the Weeping Santori

[texanwitch]

221. That girl is to big to have a doll in public.

The picture looks like her Mother is poking her from behind to make her cry.

[swag]

216. Japanese Beetles enjoy lunch

[Arugula Latte]

217. I'm not bullish on them, though.

I am oxenish on them, however.

[swag]

218. Your circumspection is to be applauded.

Therefore, I applaud it.

[El Fuego]

220. British Beatles invaded the U.S. too.

[Burma Jones]

219. kick.......

[swag]

222. It is an excellent thread, is it not? KNR!

[LSdemocrat]

223. Sweet.

[puerco-bellies]

224. Mwaah ha ha ha haaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm series!!1111!!111

[swag]

225. Underground termites will eat your chair out from under you.

[Ptah]

226. You tell 'em I'M coming...

and Kudzu's coming with me, you hear?...

Kudzu's coming with me!

[swag]

227. I believe an army of underground termites

has just pooped its collective pants.

[northofdenali]

228. I can't believe this post is still here! Love it!

BTW, has anyone seen Oscar lately?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

229. Miss him.

I mean, I do.

[texanwitch]

230. The one and only Kudzu thread.

I will be seeing some kudzu soon, making a my trip to Kudzu country soon.

I hope the old farm is still there and not all covered up.

[swag]

231. A profession of faith.

I am bullish on kudzu. It's going places.

[swag]

232. Give thanks!

[bridgit]

233. kuud-fucking-zuuuu...

[swag]

234. Overtaking shrubs

[puerco-bellies]

235. There you are..

Come to me, my little pretty!!!

[texanwitch]

236. Anyone have kudzu for Thanksgiving.

It could be shaped into a Turkey, or cooked in so many ways.

[swag]

237. Less obtrusive Friday shoe blogging

[bridgit]

238. kudzu...

[swag]

239. I could not (to cop a pun from bettyellen - )

kudzu?

[bridgit]

240. he/you're a better man than i Gunga Din...

[swag]

241. It's a Saturn beautiful whirl

[bridgit]

242. i do enjoy the lilt of it's harmonium...

frozen warnings

[AngryAmish]

243. getting in on the ground floor here

[swag]

246. Next Tuesday is the birthday of the original kudzu thread,

if memory serves me well.

Gonna have a big party.

We gonna pitch a wang dang doodle all night long.

[bridgit]

247. i going to start partying right now!!

:party:

[swag]

248. There's a party in my mouth,

oh, never mind.

[bridgit]

249. don't be stupid be a smarty, come and join the teethy party...

in swag's mouth ;)

[swag]

250. Hey, that sounds a little, erm,

untoward. So I say Go For It.

[swag]

251. Note to self: celebrate first K thread's birthday tomorrow.

Visit statically favorite glory hole.

[Arugula Latte]

252. Living in the Northwest, I am bullish on English Ivy and Blackberries.

They are taking over.

[swag]

269. Wise choices, neighbor.

[puerco-bellies]

253. There you are.

I missed Kudzu

[swag]

254. One year ago today, the original "bullish on kudzu" thread began.

Don't click here; it takes forever to load.

[swag]

255. A certain desperation always strikes me around the winter solstice.

[Ptah]

256. I'm bullish on Mt St Helen ash. It's going places!

[swag]

260. Ha. I was living in Elrod Hall at U of M when the ash came down.

Did a dusty beer run to Grizzly Grocery in Ed Castaneda's car and settled in for a week of drinking, beer, and water fights.

Didn't help my grades that term.

[El Fuego]

257. Yay! It's like Kudzu Christmas.

A new quasi-pagan holiday tradition.

[bridgit]

258. .

[swag]

259. Solstice kudzu!

[bridgit]

261. yay, now maybe we get to dance around nekkid...

and thanks for the tip on the 'alternate pages', it's more textural & immediate, and hubby is having a blast hooking up all his buds from all around as am i :thumbsup:

[Burma Jones]

262. Merry Christmas Kudzu

Or is it Kudzukkah?

[swag]

263. It was a kudzu Christmas after all!

[Chico Man]

265. Kudzu's on Myspace!

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=119934835

[swag]

267. Goodness me.

I'll have to try to friend Kudzu up.

[swag]

266. I like this map too.

[hfojvt]

275. there's an awful lot of zeros there

so Kudzu does not seem to be going to Kansas, except apparently it is going UP the Missouri river. :wtf: Does it have seeds that attach to freighters or pass through salmon digestive systems.

[Ann Arbor Dem]

278. That's a good map

:)

[xmas74]

268. Just making sure

this thread never dies again.

[Arugula Latte]

270. Senator Frist has assured us that the Kudzu Thread is fully aware and conscious.

Sooo, we've got that going for us.

[loudestchick]

272. The last Kudzu thread was murdered...never again!

[El Fuego]

271. The first kudzu of 2007

[133724]

273. kick

[swag]

274. Pretty kitty.

Pretty pretty kitty.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

277. It's nice in a salad

[The Wielding Truth]

280. It's Irresistable........ Does Kudzu flower?

:silly:

[swag]

281. Excellent question.

Why yes, yes it does.

[El Fuego]

282. Does this thang gotta hemi in it?

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

283. ...sigh....

:kick:

[swag]

294. I have always depended upon the kindness of strangers.

[Arugula Latte]

284. Folks, the crowd is not booing, it's actually yelling

"KUD-ZUUUUUUUUUUU!"

[tjwash]

285. w00t

[LSK]

286. hey now, no page 2 for you

[Critters2]

288. There's no such thing as too much kudzu. nt

[montanto]

290. Thats not gonna do it.

you've gotta pull your pants down or something.:D

[puerco-bellies]

287. There's my little Kudzu..

Nice thread, have a kick.

[bridgit]

289. Kuud mother fucking Zuu dad gum it!!!

:thumbsup:

[Debi]

291. How is this not BLOCKED????

:bounce:

[swag]

292. Locking

If you want to comment on the block function, please use this thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x14094

[Debi]

293. OMG This is HUGH!!!

I thought you were series!!! x(

[july302001]

295. It's attaining new heights

Can't wait for spring to see the Kudzu once again!!

Watch Kudzu attain high positions as global warming opens mountain tops. Mount Mitchell is eqivalent to CEO status for Kudzu!

:dilemma: for the poor rhododendrons and laurels.

Yeah! One of THE definitive DU threads has re-appeared!!!!

Is it Spring yet in Mobile?

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297. Yes, your evaluation is correct, and your aspirations inspire.

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296. Good thread!

[Ptah]

298. One of many

[bridgit]

299. only 299 replies? why is this thread dragging so...

[BlueCollar]

300. 300

Kudzu will die when this thread hits 10,000,000 posts

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302. it's still just creeping like a John Carpenter vampire...

[patricia92243]

301. Are there any pictures of Kudzu on this thread? I'm too lazy to look a tall these posts fo find out

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303. Tom Delay's was here

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304. Zebra Mussels on the Move!

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305. The cankers of California