If you were going to make a sex thread...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

what would the subject line be?

[WCGreen]

1. If only men E..........ed Hersey Syrup......

[reyd reid reed]

7. Both men and women would be a llittle happier

And hippier.

Give a little, get a little.

[WCGreen]

22. Slurp and slide....

so to speak.....

[NMMNG]

32. You and your Hershey's Syrup

At least you're consistent. :rofl:

[Nailzberg]

37. Gym socks replaced by glasses of milk on nightstands across the land

[lavenderdiva]

2. umhhhh, she says clearing her throat....

:eyes:

[lost-in-nj]

3. YES there REALLY is a G spot!!!!!!1111

lost

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. Best work memo ever...

Background: There is a natural food distributor called Garden Spot, however since I worked in a natural food store filled with dirty minded lesbians, we called it the "G-Spot."

And this was an actual memo left on my timecard once...

haruka3_2000,

Unfortunately, today I simply did not have the time nor the desire to properly work on your G-Spot. It would be simply wonderful, if you were able to finish off the G-Spot yourself when you come in. I am sure you are more than up to the task of working on your G-spot to completion.

-Dirty minded lesbian coworker

[Nailzberg]

4. This shouldn't take long.

That's not my sex thread title, I'm talking about how long until this turns inappropriate.

:popcorn:

[petronius]

24. Uh, did you overlook post #1?

"Inappropriate" was barely a speed-bump... :)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

25. The thread was more inappropriate when I had the lesbian bondage

Betty Page pictures up.

[petronius]

27. From the mod-ish point of view, I suppose...

I think a stronger case could be made that it was inappropriate to remove the pictures (which I missed :cry:)

[Name removed]

28. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Nailzberg]

29. Hersey's Chocolate Syrup is never inappropriate.

Never.

[petronius]

31. I stand corrected...

Still, I think I'd rather get mine from the can...

:)

[Nailzberg]

34. I'll agree with you there.

Store bought is the way to go.

[derby378]

5. The Aristocrats!

It would involve the Bush family, Ann Coulter, Condi, Katie Couric, Harriet Miers, and Dick Cheney. Oh yeah, and a zeppelin. And pee.

That's all I'm saying. You want more, PM me.

[idgiehkt]

8. I'm a bottom

this isn't my department. But I'll be ready once you make up your mind...

B-)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. I think it's more fun to switch things around personally.

[idgiehkt]

12. versatility

is a definite plus.

Some nights Jennifer Tilly, some nights Gina Gershon...



we all know who the true top was in this, no?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. Jennifer Tilly, of course.

[idgiehkt]

15. God love her

"You can't believe what you see...

but you can believe what you feel..."

[derby378]

14. I have a bottom - does that count?

It's commonly called a butt. Indispensible for sitting, reclining, that sort of thing.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

23. In a word...

no.

[elshiva]

9. Bettie Page!!!!!!!!!!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. Nice choice...

[elshiva]

16. YEAH! But We'll be locked soon!

I've already posted much more tamer pics that got locked. S&M pics are a big no no on DU.

[derby378]

17. What if we replaced Bettie and her "bottom" with ______ and Ann Coulter?

[elshiva]

18. NO WAY!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

19. I changed it to a vanilla pic. nt

[elshiva]

21. My pic was vanilla Bettie too. But I still got it locked cos

the moderator said it would not be long before people posted the SM pics.

[idgiehkt]

20. lets get all the Bettie in that we can, then

[Bucky]

26. "I'm bullish on kudzu. It's going places!"

[RetroLounge]

30. The RetroLounge Daily Sex Thread (Wed 8/30/06)

What else?

:shrug:

RL

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

33. But, of course.

[bridgit]

35. ha ha ha, i already did, put this place is like a bastion of evangelical..

thought sex-wise http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5573646&mesg_id=5573646 as in "as with sex; how many sex threads does a 'sister' really get? NUN!" :rofl:

[Name removed]

36. Deleted sub-thread

Sub-thread removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[ContraBass Black]

38. I done did it.

And oh sweet lord, did we make some noise.

[jpgray]

39. What if we threw a sex thread and nobody came?

:evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

40. Well, that would be a fucking disappointment.

:evilgrin:

[idgiehkt]

41. best

double entendre I've seen in a while...

people will come.

some will come more than once.:evilgrin:

[Call Me Wesley]

42. Locking in Las Vegas.

Fun's over, I'm afraid ...



Respectfully submitted,

Call Me Wesley
DU Moderator