My dog is a heterosexual.

[Neshanic]

The chicks just dig him, and he prefers them a bit over men, as dogs go. When I walk him, some pople say he must be great for me as he attracts women.

Women come up and grab him by the extra skin on each side of his head and talk baby to him and he loves it.

Men thump him on each side of his chest and say "wow...big dog!"

He's a Bull Mastiff, and he's adorable...he's pulled in some stunners though, men wise, which is good.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

1. I love big drooly dogs.

I really want a couple of Bull Mastiffs, a couple of bulldogs, and a St. Bernard. I love those big honking dogs.
Duckie

[Neshanic]

2. You can't go wrong with a huge dog. They love to cuddle.

Plus they make good deterents for people who may entertain the thought of messing with you.