My Jeans Are Falling Off. Post your one-sentence "my life today" summary.

[bertha katzenengel]

:bounce: My size (omitted) Land's End custom jeans are falling off!!

Your life today?

[dolo amber]

1. Sleep-deprived drive to and from O'hare with a 6 yr old talking non-stop

with a pleasant intermission of a fantastic lunch date with greatauntoftriplets. :hi:

[QuestionAll...]

10. grilled a cold caller for my graphic services...

I ain't going there again, the freebee meetings wot wot.

wtf you want?
ooo, you don't know, exactly?
call me back when you do know. I gave him some pointers/considerations.

I'm so nice.

btw, it's one of those out of the blue thingies that won't amount to anything but grief for me. I have antennae/

[greatauntoftriplets]

14. Fantastic lunchdate with dolo amber and said 6-year-old....

who did not talk nonstop.

:D

:hi:

@ Bertha....great news for you! You're doing good!

[Redstone]

2. I survived another day.

Redstone

[LynzM]

17. Glad to hear it.

You're good people, and good people damn well better survive. :hug:

[Redstone]

23. It's what I do, and I'm good at it. Fortunately.

Redstone

[LeftyMom]

3. My car finally works!

:woohoo: :woohoo:

[bigwillq]

4. I have chicken salad coming out of my ears!

I had chicken salad for lunch and dinner! :)

[Briarius]

5. I'm sick of my job but I don't have to go back till Tuesday

so it works out pretty even.

[crim son]

6. I didn't cry yesterday and I haven't cried today.

That's an amazing positive, for me :D :D :D

[Ariana Celeste]

11. Good for you!!!

:hug:

[lizziegrace]

7. It's been a roller-coaster day

I go from blind panic to resisting the urge to throw things. So not me. :(

[Ariana Celeste]

13. ...

Hoping your day ends on a good note. :hug:

[lizziegrace]

25. Thanks

I have a feeling this is a long ride. It's been this way for two years and counting. :(

[YellowRubberDuckie]

8. I actually worked at work today!!!

I finally got access to all the right things and actually got to do work! The day FLEW!
Hey Bertha, that's awesome! You losing weight babe? My pants are falling off of me all the time. But yet my doctor still bitches at me that it's not good enough.
Duckie

[SeattleGirl]

9. Got lots of work done today!

:bounce:

[Ariana Celeste]

12. "Tired of it."

Blah.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

15. My belt keeps unbuckling.

It's doing it all by itself. Oddly enough, the buckle has a four-leaf clover and says "Dublin Your Pleasure." It's quite annoying, as I keep looking down and seeing my belt flapping open.

[NewWaveChick1981]

20. Oh, so that's your excuse...

:rofl: "I'm sorry, but my belt keeps unbuckling all by itself. Could you help me with it?" :evilgrin: See, even your belt buckle knows you're naughty.

:hi:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

22. No, I'm serious. I need to add an extra hole, because it's too loose to

keep the buckle hooked.

If I was being really naughty, then my fly would keep falling down revealing the "Lucky You" written inside the fly of Lucky jeans.

[NewWaveChick1981]

24. Oh, okay.

:P I stand corrected. :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

27. I fixed it.

Lest people get the wrong idea.

:P

Well, it could have been the right idea for certain people. :evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

16. Went to work, got ogled, over-exercised for no tangible goal in mind.

The sentence needn't be any longer.

[LynzM]

18. Too much work, too much driving, not enough time by the water.

But, I got about 10 minutes by the water, and some nice pics in my phone to remind me...

[NewWaveChick1981]

19. Yay, bertha!

:bounce: :woohoo: :applause: That's wonderful!!!! Keep up the good work! :D :hug:

In a really good mood because of the amazing experience I had at a restaurant this morning (posted this already) and the good Thai food I had tonight. :)

[Ellen Forradalom]

21. I am in love

Which makes my life beautiful and complicated.

[Fox Mulder]

26. The guy who makes the schedule at work can go fuck himself.

[OnceUponTimeOnTheNet]

28. I do believe I've done fried my hair!

Tommorow will tell, I can't now with that provided heavy conditioner weighing it down.....:dunce: