Female Urinals

[YellowRubberDuckie]

http://www.restrooms.org/urinals.html
What the fuck were they thinking? EWWW!!!
My friend Delf is full of weird topics tonight.
Duckie

[leeroysphitz]

1. Maybe they were thinking of hygiene?

Maybe it would be nice to void your bladder without having to touch, with any part of your body, the filth encrusted germ and fecal matter ridden seat of a malodorous public toilet.

As a man, with free unfettered access to the latest in URINAL technology, I'm grateful to have that option.

That's my guess but as I'm almost entirely unfamiliar with the mechanics of female public restroom use I admit I could be wrong.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

2. Did you read the article?

The way you use the urinal is an adaptor thing attached to a hose. You have to put it on your hoo-haw...touch it to your private area in order to use it.
Ewww.

[hedgehog]

10. It's the door knobs that are the real problem.

Wash your hands, people!

[Redstone]

3. A reliable source once told me that those were installed in the rest stops

along I-95 in Connecticut in the 1950s.

He said that his mother freaked out when confronted by them.

Redstone

[YellowRubberDuckie]

4. I just got the best picture in my head...

[Redstone]

5. Do share?

Redstone

[YellowRubberDuckie]

6. It's hard to describe.

I remember my grandmother getting so shocked on time she made this sound. A sound I can't describe. And her face contorted. God I wish I could find a picture...
Duckie

[Redstone]

7. I'm pretty sure I understand now.

Redstone

[undeterred]

8. I bought something that was called a female urinal

for a camping trip.

Problem is, women were not built to 'aim' pee worth a damn. Better off squatting in the weeds with your ass in the wind.

[Blue-Jay]

9. Do you want a shorter line in women's restrooms?

Remove the mirrors.

WooHoo! :popcorn:

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

11. But if they're in both rooms, how will I know if I'm in the right one?

:confused: ???

[NewWaveChick1981]

12. Ummmmm... a female urinal is also known as a TOILET.

:rofl: Standing to take care of certain business is a necessity in public and/or gross restrooms. I have no problem with that. But a "female urinal"? Too much gadgetry. :)