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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 04:17 PM
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I laughed really hard at this... best laugh I have had in days.
This is for people who have a juvenile sense of humor. Or warped sense of humor.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/182862349.html

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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 04:21 PM
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1. Man, that's funny!
Everybody had to come to my office to see what I was laughing about!
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 04:23 PM
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2. Funny in a "Dear God, I tossed my cookies" kind of way.
:puke:
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 04:25 PM
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4. My coworkers were looking at me funny.
I was rolling.
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Benfea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 04:23 PM
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3. He ranted against the wrong thing.
His diatribe should have been against Olean, not Pringles. Just sayin'.
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Miss Marmelstein Donating Member (650 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 04:28 PM
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5. Fucking Pringles....
Hey, Texy, Where you been hiding? Haven't seen you around for so long I was getting worried. How's tricks?:hug:

:bounce: :bounce:

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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 05:55 PM
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11. I have been around.
Just not posting much. Most everybody I used to know is not around anymore, or do not seem to want to talk. So I have been hanging out in GD.

I am fine, just sitting around working, and going home. Spending most weekends in some town or other. Seems like we have not been home this month.

How is it going? You feeling better?
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Miss Marmelstein Donating Member (650 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 06:09 PM
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15. Good.....I'm glad everything is ok.
I'm doing fine...we just got home from 2 1/2 months in an undisclosed location and 4 is in L.A. returning Jr to his mom so... I'm bored.

He is cutting his trip short and coming home tomorrow as Hurricane John is heading in our direction. :scared:

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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 06:22 PM
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18. You are bored.
I am sure you can find something to entertain yourself. TWEAK!!!
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 04:29 PM
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6. I read that last week and had the same reaction.
Funny as a bastid.
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 04:51 PM
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7. Does anyone remember the fellow who posted a story
...about stomach flu + food poisoning at a local Sizzler, with...er....ickiness coming out both ends, so that he had to get the restaurant manager to get his wife to go shopping for clothes for him to wear home?
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 06:00 PM
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13. Oh, yeah - that story was brilliant! This one deserves to be mentioned
in the same breath, certainly, but the double-ended "honey, I need some new pants" tale is the pinnacle of the poop genre...
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 06:52 PM
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19. What I'd give for a link to that story!
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 07:09 PM
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22. I'll post it. Give me a minute or two. Gotta turn on the other computer.
Redstone
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 07:11 PM
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23. Here's the link. the story is titled "Ryan's Steakhouse."
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 07:34 PM
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25. Ok i feel for the guy...
I have had a situation like that, But damn that was funny.
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 07:39 PM
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26. I've howled at that since the first time I read it about 6 years ago.
Redstone
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 04:51 PM
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8. Self-delete--dupe n/t
Edited on Wed Aug-30-06 04:52 PM by pagerbear
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 05:00 PM
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9. That was gross...
But terribly funny.

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spindrifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 05:02 PM
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10. Too funny!
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 05:59 PM
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12. Best shart rant ever.
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 06:07 PM
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14. ...
:rofl:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 06:13 PM
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16. LOL!
That cracked me up massively!
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 06:16 PM
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17. LOL!
That is fucking funny. :rofl:
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QuestionAll... Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 06:57 PM
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20. old juvenile warpie here. I love that kind of shit1 ;)nt
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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 07:03 PM
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21. I remember when Olestra first came out...
One of my co-workers bought a bag and put it in the pantry. Her husband, not knowing any better, ate the entire bag during the course of a football game. The next day, he made an emergency appointment with his doctor because he was certain that he had some kind of crazy stomach disorder.

I simply can NOT condone eating anything that comes with the warning "May cause anal leakage."
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hedgehog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 09:16 PM
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28. That's the phrase I ALWAYS want to see on something I'm
about to eat: "May cause anal leakage."

There are worse things in life than being overweight. Not many, but a few.
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 07:17 PM
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24. Ha ha, that was hilarious!
:spray:
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Neshanic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 08:23 PM
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27. Jesus that's funny! Those Craigs List rants are the best!
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GardeningGal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 10:55 PM
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29. OMG, that is hilarious
I'm so glad I read it. Now I know what anal leakage is.

:rofl:
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 11:01 PM
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30. "You fucking Pringle bastards."
What a beautiful line.

:applause:
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Kat45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 11:14 PM
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31. I was laughing so hard, tears were flowing.
:rofl:
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