"Suri's Bronzed Baby Poop" commemorates Cruise baby's first...er..you know

[Human Torch]

We may not know what Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' daughter looks like on the outside, but her insides are about to become a little less mysterious.

Turning "fine art" into what may be the most subjective term in the world, a bronze sculpture entitled Suri's Bronzed Baby Poop, inspired by the TomKitten spawn's first solid meal and the fecal matter that presumably followed, will go on display Wednesday.

Don't worry, no actual poop was harmed in the making of this sculpture.

"Babies mostly breast-feed for the first four months, so a baby's first meal of solid food may be a baby's first meal at the dinner table," said David Kesting, director of Capla Kesting Fine Art, located in Brooklyn's Williamsburg gallery district. "A bronzed cast of baby's first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060830/en_celeb_eo/19888

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Dammit! I threw all that baby art into the Diaper Genie.

I coulda been rich!!!!!

[Debi]

2. This is too effing unbelievable! n/t

[WannaBeGrumpy]

3. Are you kidding me?!!!

This is too much!!!

[TimeChaser]

4. Pssst, read the whole article

""It's partially a statement on modern media that 'celebrity poop' has more entertainment value than health, famine or other critical issues facing society and governments today," the Capla crew said in a statement, "and also the absurdity of the media coverage on Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' new baby, Suri Cruise, which has reached stellar proportions, eclipsing far more notable events with more substance.""

[Redstone]

5. OK, it's a "statement." It's still a stupid statement.

Redstone