Rush Limbaugh disappears.

[11 Bravo]

Palm Beach AP 8/30/06

Noted conservative commentator, Rush Limbaugh, is the subject of a state-wide manhunt after turning up missing from his exclusive Palm Beach condiminium earlier this afternoon. Mr. Limbaugh's trusted confidant, houseboy, and connection, identified simply as Raul, states that when he entered Limbaugh's bedroom to wake him from his daily nap, there was nothing nestled in the satin sheets but a single, small, grease spot. Police appear baffled, but Florida chief medical examiner Stephen Nelson offers one theory. According to Dr. Nelson, "Raul informs me that Mr. Limbaugh has long been a devotee of 'therapeutic' enemas. Apparently Mr. Limbaugh had scheduled both a haircut and an enema for this Wednesday afternoon. These activities, when coupled with Limbaugh's well-known proclivity for masturbating furiously to Dominican child pornography, could have resulted in the total evaporation of Mr. Limbaugh's corporeal body." Dr. Nelson went on to state that, "Shit, hair, and a little drug-enhanced jizz ... that's pretty much all there was to him."

Further reports will be made public as soon as information becomes available.

[opihimoimoi]

1. He is in Thailand happy as a clam

[geomon666]

2. Did Mike finally snap?

Getting fired, thinking he has no options left, Mike takes a drive south to spend a few minutes with the pigman.

[zreosumgame]

3. up his own gaping ass no doubt

or maybe he out 'accidently' getting another script for Oxycotin...

[zreosumgame]

4. funny BTW :)

[zeemike]

5. So that is how the fundies get raptured n/t