What's your "Rapture Ready" forum screen name

[LynneSin]

http://www.rr-bb.com/

If you were a regular poster at our SECOND favorite webforum - what would be your "Rapture Ready" screen?

Me? Mine would be LynneNoSin

[Blue-Jay]

1. Larry Christ

[LeftyMom]

2. ConservativeBabyFactory nt

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

3. Righty Whitey Wholesome -nt

[RebelOne]

4. ZapMeUpJesus

[madinmaryland]

5. savedinmaryland??

:shrug:

:scared:

[johnnie]

6. Beam me up Scottie

[MrCoffee]

7. MrCoffee AndDonuts AreAvailable InTheGymnasium

damn spacing rules

[ohiosmith]

8. Gabriel'sHornsoblowme.

[progmom]

9. ConMom?

errr...

uh.....

MorallySuperiorMom?

[mainegreen]

10. DrApocalypse?

[Momgonepostal]

11. MomGoneRighteous nt

[Benfea]

12. StopXtianOppression

I think that's my favorite bit of quackery from wingnut Xtian zealots. White people are being oppressed by minorities, the rich are being oppressed by the poor, men are being oppressed by women, and Christians are being oppressed by religious minorities.

[mark414]

13. Mark 4:14

[LynneSin]

16. Mark 4:14 - The farmer sows the word.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Mark%204:14;&version=31;

[Initech]

14. Savemejeebus

[LSK]

15. RonJeremy

I wonder if anyone there would catch on? :D

[Javaman]

17. lastoneshutoutoffthelights nt

[wildhorses]

18. Jesuswept

I like it cos it can be taken two ways: Jesus wept, shortest bible verse
or Jesu swept...just obscure enough to keep 'em guessing:P

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

19. TheLordMakesMeHot.

[Momgonepostal]

22. LOL...I dare ya!

That would be a fun introduction thread to watch.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

20. Jesus'sBride

No, scratch that....JesussBride. 'Cause I wouldn't know beans about punctuation. :D

Three laughing cheers for the world's craziest board!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[deadparrot]

21. Offred. nt

[zanne]

23. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!