Introduce me to someone on DU that I don't want to know

[ForrestGump]

And I'll take appropriate countermeasures.

[Richard Steele]

1. HI, Forrest!

:hi:

[ForrestGump]

4. ¡Hola!

Nope...I don't not want to know you.

I think I got that right, anyway. :D

:hi:

[Richard Steele]

11. Just wait till you get to know me!

You'll wish you hadn't not wanted to not know me
much sooner, but it'll be too late!

[ForrestGump]

21. I already wish I

knew how to answer this properly, but somewhere around the triple negative, with a twist and half-pike, I got lost.... :P

[ohiosmith]

2. Pleased to meetcha.

:hi:

[ForrestGump]

5. Ohio!

(sorry...Japanese pun)

:D

[ohiosmith]

8. Hi!

[johnnie]

3. Hi Forrest

I'm Johnnie

On edit. Sorry, I thought you said people that *I* don't want to know. My bad

[ForrestGump]

7. You're better off not knowing him,

I can guarantee you.

And don't ever let him borrow your turkey baster... :scared:

[khashka]

6. Hi!

I'm Khash. Nice to not know you :)

Khash.

[ForrestGump]

10. Hi, Chaska!

:hi:

Nice to be thoroughly confused.

Khashka. Khashka. Okay...got it. Who is that upstart, Chaska, anyway?

Of course, emulation is the sincerest form of flattery... :D

[Bunny]

9. When are you going to come over here and give me that neck massage?

Don't act like you don't know me - I will not be ignored, Forrest!




:rofl:

[ForrestGump]

12. Uh-oh

:rofl:

I'd better watch my pet bunny, around her... :scared:

[Bunny]

13. .

[ForrestGump]

16. I'm telling you for the last time....

You're not coming near my sideburns with that cutting utensil! :P

[Gormy Cuss]

14. Well, there's this one ...

baby mainegreen
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5566928&mesg_id=5566928

and be sure to read post #14 in same thread to see why you shouldn't meet him.

[ForrestGump]

18. That is pretty cool

:D

I've got to get me one of them, one day.

[mainegreen]

26. --whoops. I meant to post in GD

--sorry.

[buddhamama]

15. hello

you don't wanna know me `cos i am a vile evil person who gets immense pleasure from swinging :)

[ForrestGump]

19. Stop trying to turn me on

with your good qualities. :P

Too late, anyway... :hug:

[LynneSin]

17. Don't steal my ideas - I'm gonna kick yer ass

:kick:

[ForrestGump]

20. Oh, yeah? Well wait 'til I tell skittles that you stole her attitude

:P

besides, I couldnt think of anyone I knew who you didn't know, but I figured there were plenty of people out there that I wouldn't want to know. :D

[LynneSin]

22. There's alot of people I don't know

I mean geez, there are 90k DU members - how can I know them all

I'm not THAT popular

[ForrestGump]

23. Really? You mean there's not, like, twenty

real DUers, each with a brazillion untemporary sockpuppets? :o

Darn. I thought I knew them all (not in the biblical sense, I hasten to add). :-(

[LynneSin]

24. You definately do NOT want to know this guy!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5570634&mesg_id=5570634

[u4ic]

25. Definitely me

Ve arrrr vatchink yorrr countrrrree and plan to take overrr...

[ForrestGump]

28. Help! I'm in bed with a red!

:o

Figuratively speaking, of course..



Take off, comrade, eh?

[u4ic]

35. "Take off?"

That's your appropriate countermeasure?

"Take off" what? The eyebrows?






:P

(I'd say he and Scorsese have a horse race going on, don't ya think?)

[madinmaryland]

27. Hey Forrest....

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

30. You

got a lot of 'splaining to do. :P


:rofl:

:spank:

[greatauntoftriplets]

29. I can think of a couple....

Trust me, you DO NOT want to meet them. Nasty. Absolutely no sense of humor.

:eyes:

[ForrestGump]

32. But enough about

the moderators. :D

[Name removed]

31. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[ForrestGump]

33. But enough about

the site administrators... :o




:hide:

[Name removed]

34. Deleted message

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[Benfea]

36. Me!

I'm secretly an alien infiltrator plotting to take over the world!

Ooops. Did I say that out loud? High Warleader Grupox will be very angry at me. Uhm, please pretend you didn't read this. kthxbye!

[terrya]

37. Locking

This thread is going off into some unfortunate directions.