BREAKING: reyd reid reed makes provocative post and...

[kay1864]

Lounge males FAIL TO MAKE SALACIOUS, LASCIVIOUS COMMENTS!



ForrestGump, Redstone, WCGreen? You guys are ON NOTICE! Oeditpus Rex, Aristus, GOPSux, yeah, I'm callin' you out too!

Report to rrr's room immediately for :spank:

(I was asleep, so I had an excuse)

(hint: The "This thread is useless without pictures" smiley is de rigeur for the above. Come on guys, work with me, work with me!)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=5568282

[speedoo]

1. I blame haruka.

NWC left her in charge of naughtiness and I have been waiting for her to post.

So, I've been neglecting rrr's....

Can I go to rrr's room anyway?:evilgrin:

[kay1864]

2. Yeah, you too speedoo!

What, you've never heard of multi-tasking? Two women are TOO MUCH for ya?

Why do you hate America? :cry:

[Name removed]

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[kay1864]

4. Well, no...

I'm implying the above-named Lounge dudez were asleep at the wheel. As in, missed opportunity. What I like to call opportunity-missers.

[ForrestGump]

5. I was fixated on her peach

I missed the banana entirely.

:-(

I'm slipping... :cry:

[reyd reid reed]

6. Awwwww...poor baby.

But while peaches are wonderful and bananas have charms all their own...

A slip can be better than either one.

Especially if it's silk.


:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

7. Oops

That was close.

I almost just made a slip of the tongue... :o

[kay1864]

8. Good show, old boy. That's more like it!

:thumbsup:

Okay FG, you've redeemed yourself, you're off notice. No spanking for you.



Oh wait, that's kinda backwards, ain't it?

[reyd reid reed]

10. What're you trying to do?

"No spanking for you."? Spoil all my fun?

[kay1864]

11. Well I *did* backtrack, once I realized that

some might not perceive it as punishment...

:dilemma:




:P

[reyd reid reed]

12. In that case, then

you're forgiven. Perception is everything, after all.

Unless I'm slipping...

[reyd reid reed]

9. Almost?

:spank::spank:

Next time, try harder.

:evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

13. Damn..... I leave temporarily, and the guys fall to pieces...

:rofl: :grr: How many missed opportunities have there been since I left??? Huh??? And I just left at 3 pm yesterday.... :rofl:

Thank you, kay1864, for pointing this out. :applause: Guys, GET TO WORK!!!!

[kay1864]

14. See? That's what I'm talking about...

Letting down their guard, just because a Prime Temptress is temporarily not Tempting? Pshaw I say to you gentlemen, pshaw! If you miss Opportunities, then the world will descend into Chaos!

Naughty Girls will be tossing innuendi right and left, and Where Will You Be, I ask? Will you be standing ready, lances straight and firm? Or will you be inattentive and lackadaisical? Do you really want Female Loungers to remain Unrequited and Frustrated? Or will you Satisfy their Naughty missives, as Nature intended?

Stand tall, gentlemen, stand tall!








especially if peaches or bananas are mentioned...

[NewWaveChick1981]

15. Mmmmm....lances...

:evilgrin:

[kay1864]

16. Oh well yes, when run through the NWC filter:

blah blah blah straight and firm blah blah blah


:rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

17. LOL.... Well, now that you mention it....

That filter works pretty well. :evilgrin: I need to market the new Naughty Filter... only shows naughty words and phrases... :rofl:

[reyd reid reed]

18. Or words and phrases that, when put together,

create the overall impression of Naughtiness; an impression that should be fostered and tended with loving care so that it flourishes.

And flourishes.

And flourishes.

:evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

19. Exactly.

:rofl: There is an art to such filtering. Wax on, wax off... :evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

20. Wax philosophical

Wax poetic.

Wax...oh. Wait.

Nemmind.

:blush: