The female condition.

[Floogeldy]

It seems that the females of our species get overloaded and overwhelmed with emotions, stress and unescapable anger. Then, they explode all over the men in their lives, unfairly.

The problem is that, in most cases, the bases and targets of the outburst are a result of irrationality. This results in the unjustified punishment and emotional abuse to the male species.

Adding insult to injury, the female demands that the male accept, understand and love the insane and convoluted fire that she just dumped on the unsuspecting and innocent male. As if it is all up to him to make her feel better.

I refuse to accept this psychotic state of affairs.

Get your shit together and rise above your petty little self. Think. :think:

}(

[Ellen Forradalom]

1. Incoming.....!

:popcorn:

[lizziegrace]

2. Don't mind me

:popcorn:

[petronius]

3. Can I steal this? I need to go have a talk with my wife, and you've

said it perfectly!

[Floogeldy]

6. Thank you.

:smoke:

[idgiehkt]

4. I personally

just go outside and look up and spin around until I fall down.


I can see where you are coming from, having had girlfriends myself. I guess it's the price of p*ssy, to put it crudely.

[Floogeldy]

9. You nailed it.

They make it so hard!

:smoke:

[idgiehkt]

13. nice

well-played.

[ForrestGump]

23. Well, that's why it's worth it

But it's about $500 an hour here in Vegas.




I believe.



So someone told me....




Okay, I'll flee for my life again...

[idgiehkt]

24. so I guess the grief is what you take

when you don't have the cash?

Hmmm?

[ForrestGump]

27. Celibacy

saves money in this town. Phew....

But then you're liable to lose it gambling. Money, I mean. Unless you're playing strip poker, I guess.

[idgiehkt]

29. it saves money in every town.

not that I would know...but...

[ForrestGump]

30. Good point

:D

Though when you're uncelibate, there's always the old standard, "it's only money!," to fall back on. Thank goodness.

[idgiehkt]

33. honey you can get sex for free, you know....

silly, silly man.
:crazy:

[ForrestGump]

36. Well, yeah, but

(and leaving aside the whole question of how much it costs if it's free...and I'm not talking money here)

Um.

I can't think of a 'but.'

I'd better go have some, then. :D

You've liberated me! :hug:

[idgiehkt]

37. and my parents said

I wouldn't never amount to nuthin'.

pfft...

[ForrestGump]

44. Sometimes kids know better than

their parents.

:loveya:

[idgiehkt]

47. you and your smiley heads...

:loveya: back!

[ForrestGump]

51. Well, THAT put the

smiley on my head. :*

:D

[idgiehkt]

55. I can't read that one

with the badly applied lipstick. Wait... I know you have a thing for Katharine Harris; is that supposed to be her? :shrug:

[Fuzz]

5. Oh boy have YOU picked the wrong forum for this!

lmao :D

[LadyoftheRabbits]

7. ...

:popcorn:

[LaraMN]

8. I have no idea what you're talking about. I never do that.

RIGHT?! RIGHT!

[Floogeldy]

14. Heh heh.

:dunce:

[LaraMN]

20. "Heh heh?" What do you mean by that?

Are you patronizing me?! Why do you always have to do that? I don't know what your problem is.

:P

[mad-mommy]

16. LOL

[ForrestGump]

10. "Truer words have never been spoken"

would be a really stupid thing for me to say right now. :P



Well...it's been nice knowing you.


:hi:



It hasn't, really, but I kinda feel obligated to say so now that you're going out in a testosterone-fueled blaze of glory. :patriot:








Good evening, and welcome to the Third Annual Floogeldy Misogyny Awards. And you won't believe the finalists for the Sean Connery Founders' Award! So sit back, relax, and have the little woman rustle up some of those bodacious nachos while she rubs your feet with Crisco....

[mad-mommy]

11. Did someone hit your head with a frying pan?

are you speaking from experience here? before this gets too crazy, I want details. perhaps there is some justification...

Let's say this, I am female, I know I am crazy, my sisters know I am crazy, a lot of people know I am crazy, but my husband dare not utter the word.

Did someone hit your head with a frying pan?

[ForrestGump]

15. I think someone's gonna

Then the sh** will hit the pan, for sure... :o

[Whoa_Nelly]

12. Funny...I had a husband who acted just the way you described...

:rofl:

[ForrestGump]

18. Those transexuals are everywhere!

:hide:

[Whoa_Nelly]

25. Naw...he was just another one of those immature abusive jerks

:D

[ForrestGump]

28. Oh. Okay. In other words,

he was a man.

With fully-functioning Y-chromosome.


In that case, I'm happy he is a was in your life...

[Whoa_Nelly]

32. Yeah sure

If you say so...

I enjoy being hit...so female of me :P

[ForrestGump]

38. He hit you?

Bozo.

I'm sorry. But glad he is history.

[Whoa_Nelly]

50. Thanks, FG

He's been history for 11 years now :D

Needless to say, it was a very short marriage.

[ForrestGump]

54. And, of course,

It's getting so much better all the time...

It's getting better all the time
Better, better, better
It's getting better all the time
Better, better, better


:hug:

[Whoa_Nelly]

59. Let's put it this way

Slow down
You move too fast
You've got to make the morning last
Just kickin' down the cobble-stones
Lookin' for fun and feelin' groovy!

Have not been in a hurry to have a deep relationship for some time...and I like the freedom of that :D

[Redstone]

17. Yeah, well, you try being married to a guy for five, ten years, and

see how you'd be able to keep your tension under control.

"Don't bother me, honey, the games's on."

Do I need say more?

Redstone

[Fuzz]

22. Well, you gotta respect 'the game'!

:)

[Redstone]

31. I'm lost here. What "game?"

Seriously. I'd like some elucidation.

Redstone

[Fuzz]

53. It doesn't really matter what game really.

If it's on, you gotta watch it. It's a guy thing, mostly. Although my wife ends up watching more basketball games than I do. :)

[prolesunited]

19. Yes, women get "hysterical" all the time

and men are such saints for putting up with us.

I'm sure she deserved this, right?

[amitten]

39. Yes. And I'm sure she's started many a long, nasty war in her

time.

Women start SO many horrible wars!!!!

Their propensity for irrational violent behavior BOGGLES THE MIND!!!!!!!

Whereas men, y'know, are always the kinder gentler folk in any situation. :thumbsup:

[Floogeldy]

45. I abhor violence in every form.

I guess you haven't been around this board long enough to know that.

}(

[texas1928]

21. I just call mother, when she is acting like that.

NAH...


























I don't really.

[mad-mommy]

26. seriously...what possed you...waiting...

[mad-mommy]

34. where did you go after starting this thread?

[ForrestGump]

40. Brazil, traveling on a

false passport, I'd guess.

[mad-mommy]

42. lol

[jpgray]

43. Ooh, the Brazilian bad replies this post could elicit.

[ForrestGump]

46. Darn. I didn't think of that. I was thinking of Brazil as a

misogynist's paradise (the much-mentioned high incidence of physical beauty -- surgically enhanced or not -- among many of its female citizens, a fact I can testify to in my current work, and a history of extremely misogynistic legal goings-on up to and including justifying murder of wives) and not as a punchline.

Dammit.

I'd hate to responsible for the return of the B-word phenomenon (no, not that B-word...the other one). :-(

[jpgray]

35. Do your "What if Jack Nicholson worked at Burger King?" bit next

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

41. You and I are on good terms, right? We are aren't we? Then allow me to say

What an asshole! :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

48. You're just exploding

all over the men in your life, unfairly.


I mean, I heard that somewhere.

Chicks... :eyes:

[ForrestGump]

49. Actually,

that sounds kinda sexy...




:hide:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

52. I've never exploded on anyone unfairly

I've only exploded about 5 times in 48 years and each time the anger was well placed...not violent but served up to the most deserving of parties.

[Floogeldy]

56. Of course, there are exceptions.

:blush:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

58. Want me to make one for you?

:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

57. May those various parties of yore never again warrant

a serving of your ire...because may they, and any like them, leave you the hell alone and get about their own lives. No more bozos!
,
:hug:

[Ediacara]

60. Locking

I believe you're taking a line from Professor Henry Higgins



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