What's the answer? I'll provide a question

[MoseyWalker]

for a short time anyway! If I don't respond, others please feel free to provide the correct question!

What's the answer?

[petronius]

1. 6.0221415 × 10E23

?

[MoseyWalker]

2. the length of

an average one hour old paramecium is how long?

[petronius]

Ahh, but in what units?

[MoseyWalker]

7. I need an answer to respond with a question

I could supply an answer, but then I'd have to kill me.

[Ediacara]

6. Can I give the answer?

'cause I know this one.

[MoseyWalker]

10. In the form of a question?

[Ediacara]

17. um, ok, like a hint

What number has a special name that sounds like "Avocado's Plumber," and describes a specific ratio that is important to making a branch of science make sense.

[MoseyWalker]

22. Who was Mr. Green Jeans? nt

[petronius]

27. Oh damn - it's Green Jeans!?

No wonder I bombed chemistry...

[MoseyWalker]

29. If I have green jeans because of a chemistry experiment

what does that mean?

[petronius]

32. It probably means you were my lab partner...

...and if that's all that happened to you, you got off lucky...

[MoseyWalker]

33. what is really funny?

:toast:

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Wilford Brimley, a tire iron, bloody sheets, and a Tangerine Dream album

[MoseyWalker]

5. what do mustaches

really heavy metal objects, and nightmares have in common with tangerine dreams?

[qnr]

11. I don't know the question, but it reminds me of an average night when

I was bartending at a casino in Nevada (Wilford & Chuck Norris were regulars) & I'd have TD on because I was forced to listen to Country Music Television the whole shift. The bloody sheets & tire irons were pretty much an indication that it was gonna be a relatively quiet night.

[wildhorses]

4. san jose

[MoseyWalker]

9. Do you know the way? n/t

[Redstone]

8. A hairy crack-up.

Redstone

[MoseyWalker]

13. who is that guy with the long hair over there and

why does he look like he's going nuts?

[Redstone]

21. Nope. It's this:

What does Confucius say that a woman who flies an airplane upside down will have?

A moldy oldie from when I was a kid in the 1960s.

Redstone

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

12. Rani Mukerjee

[MoseyWalker]

15. Why did you leave your happy home?

We provided goat meat and chickens. We gave you everything to be successful.

Why?

[wildhorses]

14. san francisco

[MoseyWalker]

18. Why

is Oakland always pissed off?

[Lilyhoney]

16. 42

[MoseyWalker]

19. what was the name of my favorite mule?

I think you can guess. Off to shed a tear now.

[qnr]

20. Drink root beers, with sympathetic ladies of the French Resistance

[MoseyWalker]

24. Are root beers cheaper than cake? n/t

[bertha katzenengel]

23. Regretting What I Said To You When You Called Me 11:00 on a

Friday Morning To Tell Me That at 1:00 Friday Afternoon You Were Gonna Leave Your Office, Go Downstairs, Hail a Cab To Go Out To the Airport To Catch a Plane To Go Skiing in the Alps for Two Weeks; Not That I Wanted To Go With You, I Wasn't Able To Leave Town, I'm Not a Very Good Skier, I Couldn't Expect You To Pay My Way, But After Going Out With You for Three Years, I Don't Like Surprises: A Musical Apology."

[MoseyWalker]

26. Would you please lie to me?

:rofl:

[bertha katzenengel]

35. Not bad!

:rofl: Good answer. I mean question.

It is the actual title (usually shortened to "Regretting What I Said") of a song written by Christine Lavin. I've had the great joy to have performed this three times and each performance is on my short list of Biggest Thrills of My Life. Because it's HIGH-LARIOUS and it feels so good to sing AND get laughs. Made me wanna be Carol Burnett. ;)

[MoseyWalker]

37. what is a really cool answer? nt

[Mike03]

25. Serious Trouble and Where I Need to Apply My Attention.

[MoseyWalker]

28. What does my lovers look mean? nt

[rug]

30. Your anus.

[MoseyWalker]

31. What oozes if I eat too many hot chiles?

or take a medication....

[rug]

34. I'm sorry I answered.

[MoseyWalker]

36. How many people have you helped with your answer? nt

[SofaKingLiberal]

38. $165,892,721,345,981.02

[MoseyWalker]

39. What is the average cost of a hamburger today? n/t

[NNadir]

40. conrotatory.

[MoseyWalker]

41. Who was the guy who was screwed out of the royalties

from the rotary engine that Mazda originally built?

[NNadir]

42. The correct question was, "Name one of the two types of ring opening

possible in a sigmatropic rearrangement in a carbon ring system."

You were very close though.

[NMMNG]

43. Tacos!

[sakabatou]

44. 900 meters through any solid object

[Random_Australian]

45. 0.6826895

[taterguy]

46. How many times have you been in love?