What would you do if you saw Santa Claus while shopping?

[undeterred]

:shrug:

[MrCoffee]

1. scream and pee on myself

[leftofthedial]

2. same thing I do when I see the tooth fairy while cooking dinner

have another shot

[Avalux]

3. How would I know it's really him. Hmmm?

:shrug:

[ohiosmith]

4. I do. That's why I avoid the Lesbian Section at the video store. That's

where he hangs out.

[u4ic]

5. Take him and SHOW HIM

what I've been asking for all these years...:grr:

[leeroysphitz]

6. I would say to him something along the lines of:

"Hey Santa!

You haven't got a clue And you don't know what to do.
You used your money and your friends to try and trick me.
But you won't trick me.

As far as I can tell you've created your own hell
and now you walk around this place expecting pity.

Every time you throw a fit I can't decide if you're
full of it.
And every time you state your case the more
I want to punch your face."

Or something n' stuff.