Quote of the day: "All I see any more are tits and cellphones."

[swag]

- wine shop Beth's grandma.

[Fenris]

1. A sadly accurate depiction of the modern American cultural experience.

:thumbsup:

[Richardo]

2. 'sadly' = the cellphone part

:)

[Fenris]

3. "Sadly" actually references the fact that American breasts have no nipples

You can literally show an entire breast on television as long as you blur the nipple. And you can show most of a person's buttocks, but the middle must be covered. Apparently it is too much for people to see examples of anatomy that don't mirror the body parts of Ken and Barbie.

[idgiehkt]

4. what would happen if they showed the nipple?

how weird...

now I'm thinking about it.

[sundog]

5. hey!

what does your username mean? :hi:

[idgiehkt]

8. nothing, really.

just the name of the character in Fried Green Tomatoes that Mary Stuart Masterson played that was smokin'



well, not that kind of smokin, but...

[sundog]

9. ah

now i get it :)

[Richardo]

6. There was one of those intervention shows on A&E over the weekend

...and we tuned in just as the druggie gets out of her bed stark naked, hurling abuse and mouthfuls of food at her sister. With the pixelization (?) she looked remarkably like a barbie doll.

Except I've never seen "Spit A Mouthful of Half-Chewed Pasta On Your Sister" Barbie for sale at Toys R Us.

Maybe THIS Christmas. :bounce:

[Fenris]

7. Hey kids! It's Courtney Love Barbie!

*Vomit and drugs sold separately*

[dolo amber]

10. I've been looking for one of those

I got the syringe and spoon accessory pack last year, but the dolls were all sold out. x(q

[Kickoutthejams23]

11. What's really bizzare.

Is when they show Transvestites on those cosmetic surgey shows. They don't blur the nipples until the exact moment the implant goes in and then it is blur city. :wtf:

I still laugh at that. Just bizarre.

[swag]

12. Do you mean male-to-female transsexuals?

That may just be in the grand tradition of male nipples = "good", female nipples = "bad".

[Fenris]

13. I believe that is from Leviticus.

[underpants]

14. Leviticus 8:30-"the leopards kept eating my monkeys"

:bounce: