why is it when I'm on a diet, the whole office pigs out???

[LSK]

Once again a co-worker brought in donuts for everyone!

:grr:

[philosophie_en_rose]

1. Office food is a passive aggressive expression of hate.

I once brought a tray of brownies made with six sticks of butter to an old workplace. Death by chocolate.... :evilgrin:

Seriously, be grateful you aren't a part of the mutually destructive office pigouts.

Don't get me started on fake-y office birthday parties. :P

[matcom]

2. embrace that sugary goodness

diet be damned :D

[LSK]

3. You. Are. Evil.

:D

[matcom]

4. i'll make you a batch of Paula Dean's brownies

the ones with the POUND of butter :D

[LSK]

6. only if they are over 2000 calories

:grr:

[Ikonoklast]

5. I am having twenty pizzas delivered to your office

for lunch. Free. Eat as much as you want.




The smell alone will drive you crazy.:evilgrin: