Serpentes on a Shippe!

[SOteric]

Geoffrey Chaucer writes the original screenplay for "Snakes on a Plane."

http://houseoffame.blogspot.com/2006/08/serpentes-on-shippe-spoylerez.html

[XemaSab]

1. Spoyler alert!

[SOteric]

2. Heee!

[XemaSab]

3. K&R

And thus cam aftir vespers Sir Stuntman Number Oon and Sir Stuntman Number Two, son of Expendable Extra who had done manye deedes in the dayes of Uther Pendragon, and wyth hem Sir Stuntman Number Thre.

And so the miscreant knightes wolde break ope the doore of Sir Seanes room and slaye him foullie, but that SIR NEVILLE DE FLYNN cam and seyde to Sir Sean, ‘Sir Knight, if thou shalt do my biddynge than thou shalt scape wyth thy lyf,’ and bad Sir Sean to hye hym from that place. And then Sir Neville made hym redy, wyth one spere he smote hem downe al thre over ther horses croups. This kynde of thynge was ful yn his style, for hys verye wallet hath ‘bad motherswyvere’ on it ywrit.

[XemaSab]

4. Dude!

Anonymous said...
Verily, 'Serpentes on a Shippe' ys a werke fitte only for the lykes of nerdes and fann-boyes. T'is wythout a plotte and hath excess of that Moor and knave Samuelle I Jack-sonne.

[SOteric]

5. I suspect it's a little to complex for most DUers.

I'm not sure the general public knows what 'motherswiving' is. :shrug:

[Lance_Boyle]

6. We know, alroit

ya motherswiving motherswiver! :P

[XemaSab]

7. Kick!

:bounce:

[XemaSab]

8. d00d

vendredi, juillet 07, 2006
Henri le Potier

On thyse day, as I coked sop for Joane to eten (she groweth teth, so I maye nat haven hir be nursed muchel mower) I was thinkynge of my poetrye and historie of Vin Diesel, and at ones I was striken by a newe idee, formed in ful within myn heed:

Ther shal be a child, cleped Henri le Potier. He is the child of wicches, who aren deed, and he hath home wyth his yvele oncle and aunte. He then recyves worde forto scoleye so he maye lernen the wayes of wicches. The maistre of the studie is clepen Bourdon Dorre-bee, and there be a man who techeth, loothed by al heighted Snappe; There be two childeren, Hermesie who hath muchel wit, so myche that she is to be taughten with the menn, and a melancholic felawe named Rinaldo delle Donole. Henri le Potier cwelleth hem al for being wicches, and then atte fin he becometh a prest.

http://houseoffame.blogspot.com/2006/07/henri-le-potier.html

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. I didst reade it wonce in a fortnighte & didst feareth myne chamber potte

& Hansom fore somme tyme.