Anyone else here get a kick out of reading the Rapture Ready board?

[WritingIsMyReligion]

These people are so crazy sometimes it just blows my mind. WOW. And yet sometimes they are so ridiculous I just about die laughing.

Big props to LynneSin for mentioning it in the first place.

http://www.rr-bb.com/index.php

:rofl:

[RebelOne]

1. Oh yes, I visit at least once a day.

I like to get a good laugh. Those people are so delusional. One day Jesus is coming back and they are all going to be zapped up to heaven in the twinkling of an eye.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

2. I read every day or two.

I love how they all post "Lord, come and take me home! I am so homesick!! Jesus, my love!!"

Delusional indeed.

:eyes:

[RebelOne]

3. How about this one.

Is it time for Jesus to take us home, yet?

How about now?

Now?

Is now the time?

Ok, I'm ready to go home, now.

[ashling]

4. I lived it at my old job

I gave notice a few weeks ago - I start my new job next week.

One time someone went to the Dairy Queen and brought back ice cream Sundaes for everyone. One of the Rapture Ready Group said: "Think how good this is going to taste in heaven."

just about every day there was something like this.

"Its going to be so cool to be raptured."

Of course there was a lot of discussion abou who had read the latest book in the end time series.


Frankly, I was beginning to wish it would hurry up and happen so I could get some peace and quiet. LOL

[warrens]

5. Curse you

I'm at work and a half hour just disappeared. Good lord...I've seen quotes before but these people are really, really disturbed. The Simpsons rerun last night had Homer convinced the Rapture was imminent...it was hilarious.

[Benfea]

6. They're regularly featured at Fundies Say The Darndest Things

http://www.fstdt.com/

If you've never been to fstdt, you haven't really lived.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

7. I've seen that before.

:rofl:

[idgiehkt]

8. too fun

"Even Violence, god is violent but not in a bad way. Such as he likes to battle against demons for the fun. He creats them and battle's against them."


:rofl:

[Anarcho-Socialist]

9. They believe in a god that likes to play Warhammer?

Wow. I didn't read that in the Bible.

[LynneSin]

15. It's not the bible - it's the Left Behind series

They think it's non-fiction

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

13. I was reading that for awhile, and after I stopped laughing

I got kind of depressed. It's disheartening to know that there are quite a few people who are that ignorant and fanatical and just plain f0cked up. Like my ol' grandma used to say when she heard about some really stupid shit somebody did -- "No wonder we have wars."

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

17. "Wanting sex, after all, is a brain disorder and not human.

Hedonists should be put down for having brain problems."

:wow:

[caty]

10. OMG --- They have a section for "word games".

The world is coming to an end, and they are playing word games!!! Shouldn't they be on a constant prayer virgil.:shrug: :rofl: :evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. It's not fair.

They're allowed to have sex threads (and icky ones at that) and we're not.

[LynneSin]

14. Was that not the grossest thread EVER!! I wouldn't want that thread at DU

Women: How does your husband let you know he's interested in *wink* *wink*

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. Totally the grossest thread EVER!!

Ugh...and most of them just had really sad sex lives. If it's like a chore, something is very, very wrong.

[LynneSin]

12. EVERYONE WHO LOVES RAPTURE READY WEBSITE PLEASE READ

Demand that the DU admins add the Rapture Smilie to our DU collection

That is all!!