Police On The Lookout For Naked Tickler

[matcom]

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NEW SMYRNA BEACH, Fla. -- Police in New Smyrna Beach are searching for a burglar in the buff.

A naked man is once again breaking into homes and tickling women's feet. It has happened several times in the last five years.

The latest incident was Saturday morning in New Smyrna Beach. The victim told deputies she had fallen asleep at her home, on Katy Drive. When she woke up, the naked man was crouched behind the couch, tickling her foot.

The police report said when she screamed, the man dashed across the room with his hands over his private area, and ran away.

"She doesn't know if he's going to come back. She feels violated. He's been in her home," said resident Kathy Wright.

The victim said she had left the side door unlocked.

http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/9752527/detail.html

[Blue-Jay]

1. !

:yoiks:

[idgiehkt]

2. he better not break in my house

anyone who touches my feet gets kicked. hard. I can't stand it. Wonder what he is ticking them with? I bet I know...

[philosophie_en_rose]

3. Can't you shoot intruders in Florida?

No duty to retreat from your home?

I'm surprised this guy hasn't been shot. He needs to be caught before someone kills him, or before his behavior escalates into worse violations.

[xchrom]

4. matcom? weren't you just...

nah -- couldn't be.

could it?

[matcom]

8. nope. not till this coming saturday

:think:

[xchrom]

9. ...

oh yeah -- i have that in my calender.

[Cathyclysmic]

5. Is he French?

[mainegreen]

6. Why is it always florida? Why?!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. Just turn yourself in. We all know about your "secret" little trips to FL

They're gonna get you eventually. It's hard to miss your naked ass running around tickling feet.