Official worst of Youtube thread

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Black Oak Arkansas: Jim Dandy

Top that!

[ghostsofgiants]

1. Not from YouTube, but here's me friday night, haha...

http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y215/automaticbreath/PCC/?action=view¤t=100_2905.flv

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3. primate1 is a godmonster with intelligence

[ghostsofgiants]

4. That thing scares me.

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6. You should hear bibo scream at 5:30 a.m.

No wonder I am a mess.

[bicentennial_baby]

7. holy jeebus!!!

i have that *thing*, except it winds up, walks, and shoots sparks!!! :wow:

:scared:

No one likes it 'cept me... :shrug:

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9. I have a toy primate1

that winds up, walks, and shoots sparks!

[bicentennial_baby]

11. I WANT ONE!!!!

:bounce:

Bibo is the stuff of dreams and/or nightmares :bounce:

Fuck, now I have to go get him so I can play....Damn you!!! :spank:

[bicentennial_baby]

12. ps

Travels with Bibo: http://members.terracom.net/~bbibo/biboland/travels/travel1.htm

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20. Thanks. Didn't know all that, even though I visited the old

Archie McPhee store many times.

Dang!

[bicentennial_baby]

21. I love this one

and this:



He looks so wistful here... :)

[ghostsofgiants]

23. What's really rad is how lifelike it is.

I constantly shoot sparks in real life.

Also, Bibo is actually the nickname that my friend Hailie bestowed upon me when we first met. Weird.

[bicentennial_baby]

24. Yeah, that's pretty fucking freaky...

:wow:

When your action figure is released...Gimme, gimme, gimme!!! :bounce:

and I promise, I will NOT put you in compromising positions with Hans Solo or anything :evilgrin:

:rofl:

[ghostsofgiants]

28. Hahaha...

Couldn't you hook action figure me up with one of Barbie's friends or something? Jesus, even as an action figure I have no luck, haha.

[bicentennial_baby]

31. how about a Lara Croft action figure?

:D

I'll do right by you baby, I swear :D

:loveya:

[ghostsofgiants]

35. Deal.

:P

[bicentennial_baby]

36. I have a tendency to make actions figures do dirty things...

I'm warning you....The homoeroticism of wrestling is unparalleled by what I do with Sniffa's wrestling action figures! :rofl:

:loveya:

[ghostsofgiants]

38. Hahaha, I shudder to imagine.

[derby378]

2. Howzabout a crazed "Numa Numa" fan?

I dare you to watch...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6j475XI1Xg

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5. Gak. Pretty bad all right.

Excellent selection.

[derby378]

8. The way she throws herself into it is a little unnerving

Poor Orlando Bloom. He may never be the same again...

[ComerPerro]

22. what. the. fuck. was. that.

[RoyGBiv]

26. Brookers is cool ...

That fargin' song however is the work of the devil.

[RetroLounge]

10. Easy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxBbmoUdEac

Brownsville Station - Smokin In The Boys Room

RL

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15. Such magnificent showmanship we've lost.

What has our culture become?

[RetroLounge]

16. Agreed. And no one was better than Spock

http://youtube.com/watch?v=EQtyJZhV2lQ

Ballad of Bilbo Baggins? :wtf:

RL

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17. Oh, I have that album.

"Spock Thoughts" is another good track.

[RoyGBiv]

29. It was the 60's ...

They smoked a lot of weed.

If you really want to make your head spin, I'll see if I can dig up the title of a cultural study of the 60's that credits (or blames, depending on how you look at it) Lord of the Rings with pretty much the entire hippie thing, especially the weed smoking part. It's actually a rather compelling argument.

After all, when hobbits wanted to relax, they did smoke weed, the best of which was grown in Southfarthing.

[Spider Jerusalem]

13. I can top that:

Pat Boone covering Metallica's "Enter Sandman"

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18. Satan is Real

[deadparrot]

14. How about 'batshit crazy cat lady'?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pN8mmTakgo

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19. I do not like her very much.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

30. Forget not liking her...

I think I finally found the thing that will disturb the fuck out of me.

[asthmaticeog]

32. That was the worst thing in the world.

Worse than famine, worse than genocide, worse than getting queened by Hedges after he's dined on vindaloo. The. Worst. Thing. In. The. World.

[RoyGBiv]

25. I sense 70's hatred here ...

BOA was the shit back when fluffy fur boots, chestless leotards, and hot pants were the thing.

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27. I'm upset that I can't find a video of BOA doing "High and Dry."

[Common Sense Party]

33. I submit that with out BOA and Ruby, we never would have had

David Lee Roth.

And what a wonderful world that would have been.

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34. That's some serious rock crit! Eat shit, Greil Marcus!

[Common Sense Party]

41. Don't get me wrong. Van Halen at least had some good songs

with early-David Lee Roth. But the tight, sock-stuffed spandex, the ass-wagging, the ridiculous costumes, the midgets and sidewhow freaks...

Wasn't music. Wasn't entertainment. It was all ego.

[CrushTheDLC]

39. See post #37

That's how "wonderful" the world is without David Lee Roth.

[CrushTheDLC]

37. The official "rock bottom" of the band once known as "Van Halen"

Yes, even worse than anything Spam Hagar ever thought of.

Mr Eddie Van Halen, embarrassing the fuck out of himself, with "How Many Say I"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytGPMfbZcs0

[Common Sense Party]

40. Ouch. Eddie must've been REALLY liquored up to think he could

sing. The rest of the band must have been absolutely guanofaced to let him do so on stage.

Off-topic: I think YouTube should BAN all concert videos shot with a crappy cell phone from the 26th row. Who wants to see that garbage? It gives me a headache.