Post a viscous lie about another duer

[Guava Jelly]

reyd reid reed doesn't know how to read!
next
:rofl:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. haruka3_2000 isnt hot or smart

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. mutley_r_us has ugly feet.

:o

[Mutley]

128. It's twue!

:cry:





:rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

156. Nu-unh....

:D

[Mutley]

158. Okay, maybe it isn't.

:7

[Haole Girl]

3. CaliforniaPeggy is not nice

Ha ha, my lie is the biggest!

[NewJeffCT]

86. Not only not nice...

but outright viscious (not viscous) - she once shot a man in Vegas, just to watch him die.

[Bassic]

151. You mean it wasn't even in Reno? nt

[NewJeffCT]

153. Knowing her, it was probably both places

and a few others.

[Bassic]

154. Really now?

I never would have thought!

[Benfea]

4. Xemasab is really George W. Bush -NT

[XemaSab]

89. Busted!

:cry:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. bicententennial_baby is heterosexual and not hot.

[bicentennial_baby]

24. bwahahahaha!

:rofl: oh shit, you got me!!! :rofl:

Heterosexual, I've never been....not hot, I've been in the past, but not lately :D

Yeah, I'm vain like that :P

:loveya:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. lionesspriyanka isn't hot or smart.

[NewJeffCT]

87. Both of you are slightly less sexy than Rush Limbaugh

Only slightly, though.

[Aristus]

7. NewWaveChick is NOT one of the hottest, sexiest women on the planet.

B-)

[NewWaveChick1981]

75. Oh, no! I've been outed...

:yoiks: :P

[buddhamama]

GoPsUx is mean and doesn't care about anyone but himself

[Guava Jelly]

31. damn ya got me!!

I am a self cetered pr_ck :rofl:

[GirlinContempt]

8. How's that sticky?

[zanne]

150. Here's something truly viscous.

Matcom has a moisturizing ritual. First, he smears his face with vaseline, then he sticks his face in a bowl of molasses. Is that viscous enough?

[Name removed]

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[auntAgonist]

10. I think you mean vicious? or ...

viscous as in fluid? :rofl: either way it's gonna get sticky :)

aA

[Redstone]

11. "Viscous" = The property of a fluid to be slippery.

"Vicious" = what you intended to ask for.

Just thought you'd like to know.

Redstone

[CaliforniaPeggy]

21. My dear Redstone........

Welcome back, sweetie!

Did you honestly think you could sneak in here and no-one would notice?

How was Vermont?

I hope to see a thread very soon about your adventures!

Welcome Home!

:loveya: :hug:

[Redstone]

22. All was well, and thank you for the welcome home.

More tomorrow. I am quite weary now.

Redstone

[Guava Jelly]

32. maybe i wanted a fluid lie

you know like Redstone was named after a malt liquor
:)
ok sue me i spell like shit.And the older i get the worse my spelling/typing becomes :)

[derby378]

12. ginbarn sucks as a magician

Now watch her turn me into something disgusting - like a FReeper.

[ChickMagic]

81. You'd better watch out!

I've got a really long needle and I'm not afraid to use it!!!

[bullwinkle428]

13. A viscous lie? So it's related to their viscosity level?

Not expecting a great response to that line from those that aren't chemistry majors... ;)

[ForrestGump]

40. Hey, baby...

What's your melting point?

[Deja Q]

70. Or it's a coy attempt at being kinky

:shrug:

No lies about me, which is understandable :D

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. A viscous lie? Do you mean vicious? Because a viscous lie is...

well, it's very difficult.

Um, matcom's kinematic viscosity is 72.9 Stokes.

[El Fuego]

78. I think a viscous lie is one that sticks.

Low-viscosity lies wash right off.

[El Fuego]

79. dupe

[Fox Mulder]

15. Felsic lavas are pretty viscous...

that's no lie, though.

[Mutley]

16. Rev_Acts has ugly eyes.

}(

[Mutley]

17. Oeditpus Rex always uses the apostrophe wrong.

And he's terrible with comma splices.


:hide:

[derby378]

18. haruka3_2000 has a serious crush on David Blaine and Criss Angel

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

19. A viscous lie? Okay.

flvegan uses cheap conventional motor oil and believes that paying extra for synthetic is a waste.

[johnnie]

20. Hedges chili sucks (bullshit, it is the best)

Dolo said she would like me better if I was gay (that's true)

NSMA likes dudes

Sugar Smack is really a beautiful dude

Primate1 loves pop music on the radio

Skinner thinks that aliens caused 9-11

Will Pitt thinks that bees rock

Skittles doesn't want to really kick ass, she likes to warm up to them

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

23. Sorry, I've lost my Zahn cup.

:cry:

http://www.flexoexchange.com/flexodepot/html/zahn-cups.html

[reyd reid reed]

25. dskjnxi sdknapl

Sknii ls isnnit vkdlls.

:hi:

[Writer]

26. A viscous lie?

GoPsUx is all wet. :P

[ComerPerro]

27. Mabus is really this man pictured here

I told her I would keep the secret safe, but...

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

65. That may be true, but here is me:

I think we must be related. . .

[u4ic]

28. auntieA

is actually Boy George, posting from the Betty Ford centre...

[BikeWriter]

29. GoPsUx is, dare I say it? He's one of my illegitimate children.

I'm glad I got that off my chest.

[Guava Jelly]

34. Papa!!!

I thought i was one of your illiterate children :rofl:
By my typing /spelling would be closer to the truth

[BikeWriter]

157. LOL! You took that revelation well. :-)

[Oeditpus Rex]

30. ZombyWoof is a Giants fan

And he thinks Barry Bonds is the greatest ballplayer in history.

[Guava Jelly]

33. Heres one about me

Gopsux is actually an English Professor and proofreads college text books .

[SeattleGirl]

35. Well, damnit! Nobody loves me enough to lie about me!

I'm gonna go eat worms! :cry:

[Guava Jelly]

36. I'll lie about you ..I care that much!!

SeattleGirl is niether from seattle or even a girl!
She is actually Karl Rove attempting to infultrate Du!
And she likes her worms in a light alfredo sauce
:)

[SeattleGirl]

37. Woohoo!!!!

And sometimes, I like my worms in a good marinara sauce! :P

Thanks, darlin'.

[Guava Jelly]

38. anytime Karl

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

39. Beasty boy!

:spank:

:rofl:

[ForrestGump]

45. SeattleGirl wants to hold my

hand.

:D

[SeattleGirl]

46. You know it!

I wanna hold your haaaaaand! I wanna hold your ha-a-a-ad! No, it's not Elvis, but hey, you brought it up! :P

[ForrestGump]

49. Why don't we do it

in the road? Let it be the long and winding road, she said, she said. :*





And, yes, I'll stop this before I get too carried away and mention a certain song that opened the Abbey Road LP. :P

[SeattleGirl]

50. Ooooh, you are SOOOOO bad!

That's why I like you! :loveya:

[ForrestGump]

71. Who's bad?

:loveya:

[Random_Australian]

61. Or me!

[SeattleGirl]

62. Random_Australian

is actually MEL GIBSON!!!! :hide:

[Random_Australian]

67. Keep your deceitful Jew lies to yourself, Rove!

:)



(Of course, this was a send up of Mel. If you thought I wasn't, sorry for the scare)

[Guava Jelly]

41. Haruka is actually a straight woman who has been stalking me

for the last six months.
She actually coined the phrase "you just can't avoid me"..Glen Close

(she's going to so cut my head off with a sword) :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

42. Nuh uh!

Haruka has been stalking ME!!!!!!!!! You are just trying to steel my glory, ya bastid! :rofl:


I am sooooo bad, you know!

[Guava Jelly]

52. well geesh nobody wants to stalk ol' gopsux

:(
:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

53. Okay, then let's give him the thrill of his life

Synchronize the watches, and get ready to STALK! :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

56. Wooo hoooo Party ..Wait who's behind me..Did I hear something?

my phone keeps ringing...ahhhh wheres my pet rabbit and who made the soup?
:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

63. It's rabbit soup, ya goof!

Now you wanna know where the rabbit is?????? :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

68. Ah seattle girl....

What are you doing here???..Hey!!! put that knife down....
:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

44. ARRRRR matey! I'm gonna go pirate on yer land lubber ass.

[Guava Jelly]

47. See what I mean thats the look of a crazed woman in love

:rofl:
you can continue to kill me now!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

48. Okay. I shall resume.

*gets back to the buisiness of killing GoPsUx*

[Guava Jelly]

51. Okay okay I'll Marry You!!

Oh shit!!.. I'm a dead man :rofl:

[Random_Australian]

43. BufftyTheFundySlayer is an ATHESIT!

And a vampire.

[SeattleGirl]

55. No way, dude!!!!

Buffy is actually The Church Lady, and plays the organ :evilgrin: quite well. And she is a 100% fundie!

[Random_Australian]

58. ...

:wow:


:blush:


:wow:


Given that well you know :blush: does that still count as the whatsit?

[qnr]

92. You know, of all the people I'd imagine would misspell that word, I never

would have included you lol

[Random_Australian]

120. That spelling was intentional. Running joke with Buffy, you see.

[qnr]

152. OK, I thought so, due to the all caps, but still had to make the comment

:hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

54. SeattleGirl actually lives in Paducah, Kentucky...

It's true. :hide:

[SeattleGirl]

57. WTF????

And all this time I thought I was looking at the Space Needle. Dang, but aren't I just too stoopid fer words! :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

59. Oh, and BTW, MrsGrumpy

is actually sweeter than Mary Poppins! :P

[ScreamingMeemie]

60. Ha! But I can't fly...

:cry:


:hug: :hi:

[SeattleGirl]

64. Damnit, git yer umbrella thingy out!

:rofl:

[ScreamingMeemie]

66. Okay! First...

let me check to make sure my health/life insurance is paid up. ;) :hi:

[achtung_circus]

69. NewWaveChick1981

is a total skank, and only pretends to like people.

It's all an act, I tell you,

AN ACT!!!!

Plus she has dial-up.

Okay, that's 3 lies. Is that what they call a trifecta?

[NewWaveChick1981]

74. You must have been spying on me...

:cry: And of my trifecta of crimes, dialup is the worst.... :blush:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

77. There's no excuse for dialup.

That shit ain't natural.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

72. NewWaveChick1981 is a virgin because she HATES sex.

[NewWaveChick1981]

73. Damn, you got me...

:blush: I hate it so much....


:rofl:

[ForrestGump]

83. That's just cruel,

mentioning NewWaveChick1981 and sex in the same subject line.

What're you trying to do to us?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

94. Slowly eliminate my enemies through sexual frustration.

[NewWaveChick1981]

96. OMFG!

:rofl: Great tactic.... and it works very well too... :hi: :evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

121. It's slow, but painful.

I think the black ops government should adopt it.

[ForrestGump]

142. That does it

I'm confiscating your copy of Sun Tzu....

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

149. I've got the "Art of War" all memorized up here in my head.

I may not remember what shirt I'm wearing without looking at it (hey, woohoo! It's a naughty shirt!) but I've got Sun Tzu memorized.

[achtung_circus]

91. How does a virgin

know if (s)he hates sex.

Isn't that a little bit like kids and vegetables, especially Brussel Sprouts.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

93. Many people hate things that are illogical.

Much like Brussel Sprouts, it just seems icky to her. Quite messy and just ick.

[NewWaveChick1981]

97. Hmmmm...good question....

Haruka, I'll let you answer that... :rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

76. Hmmmm...

RetroLounge hates poetry. (He's tried to defend himself on this one before, but it didn't work.)

Aristus is a Shakespeare poser.

Haruka's really a nun who trolls DU for souls to save.

Matcom secretly loves capri pants. It's just a cover for capriphobia, not unlike homophobia.

Underpants wears no underpants. They were all stolen by the Underpants Gnomes.

Billyskank secretly likes gangsta rap.

I'll be back with more... P

[billyskank]

100. NewWaveChick1981 never got married and is, in fact, a nun

And she thinks flirting makes you go to hell. :*

[NewWaveChick1981]

102. Busted!

There will be nun of that... :P

My husband'll be surprised to know we're not married.... :yoiks:

And flirting doesn't make you go to hell, but it'll make women have babies... :P

[billyskank]

105. I guess I was thinking more of that part

you know, in between flirting and babies... :blush:

[NewWaveChick1981]

112. ...

:* Yes, I thought that might be the case. :loveya:

[billyskank]

114. *hangs head in shame*

[El Fuego]

80. GoPsUx uses a pic of Ronald Reagan as his desktop wallpaper.

:hide:

[NewJeffCT]

84. Isn't that a requirement to post in GD?

Reagan wallpaper, I mean.

[Guava Jelly]

90. The gipper is just so dreamy!

:rofl:

[peekaloo]

82. (blank) is slippery when wet.

NOT a sex remark. }(

[gmoney]

140. it's a viscosity remark, no?

viscous rumors abounding

[MrCoffee]

85. SugarSmack has never seen Fight Club, she just makes it up.

[Sugar Smack]

109. In best Sam-Kinison scream, "OHH, OHH, OHHHHHH!"

viscious, viscious!!!!

[MrCoffee]

111. Be still my heart...you brought the Kinison!!!!

[Sugar Smack]

113. I HAD to sic the boy on ya.

RIP, our beloved Kinison.

[MrCoffee]

115. I probably deserved that.

[tigereye]

88. shine is a metal head!

;)


also, all Duers are partly "viscous", aren't they? (sorry)

[Debi]

95. NewWaveChick is not REALLY going to a convention

Oh MY :blush:

[NewWaveChick1981]

98. OMFG!

:rofl: Yeah, "convention" is just a code word.... :evilgrin:

:hi: That's too funny!!!!

[Debi]

99. Spill baby....

How much you make an hour?????:shrug:

[NewWaveChick1981]

104. It depends...

If it's a regular guy, it's the regular rate. If it's an icky FReeper, my rates are multiplied by ten because it's so gross. :yoiks:

:P

[Debi]

108. x10 + the cost of decontamination!!!

x(!!!!ICKY - now that viscous!!!

[NewWaveChick1981]

110. I don't even want to THINK about how much viscosity that involves....

:yoiks: Ick doesn't even begin to describe it.... :puke:

:hi:

[SOteric]

101. Whoisalhedges dances nekkid in Jell-o; professionally.

Now ~that's~ viscous.

[Debi]

106. Hedges?

[SOteric]

116. Errrrrm.....

In dolo's wild, hot, sweaty dreams. Sure.

[Debi]

136. Well, that's what you get when you google nekkid Jello dance

unless you wanted me to post this:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

103. leftymom and flvegan love to dine over BBQ ribs and steaks

[LeftyMom]

118. He likes it when I wear my seal coat.

:P

[gmoney]

141. We all do...

...with nothing but a wry smile.

[flvegan]

135. Dammit!! Who told? Round here, they call me "The Nuge" too.

[mainegreen]

107. NNadir hates nuclear power!

[Sugar Smack]

117. arwalden's a sock puppet.

:smoke:

[Guava Jelly]

119. miss_american_pie

Is actually a Six foot tall African American gentleman named steve.
Dangerously Amused Hates Gene Kelly and is actually a Michael Flatley fan (lord of the dance)
NewWaveChick1984 is actually me posting under a second account.
:)

[billyskank]

123. I reckon it's the other way round

I think GoPsUx is actually NewWaveChick1981 posting under another account.

[Left Is Write]

133. Having met MAP...

I can tell you that, yes, your statement is a big ol' LIE and a half! :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

139. Damn busted!!

She's actually an hispanic gentleman named sanchez!
:hi:

[LynneSin]

122. GoPsUx has horrible body odor - it's fricking out of control nasty!!

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

124. you were supposed to make up a lie

:rofl:

[Haole Girl]

125. I'm always left off of these lists...

:cry:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

132. KC2 is actually Agent Mike.

[Haole Girl]

134. LOL

;-)

[billyskank]

126. Rabrrrrrr was drummer for Guns 'n' Roses before Steven Adler

but Axl Rose thought he was shit and replaced him. That's why Rabrrrrrr hates Guns 'n' Roses so much.

[Mutley]

127. billyskank isn't actually British.

:hide:


:7

[billyskank]

129. ...

:*

[Mutley]

130. ...

:* back atcha.

:hi:

[IronLionZion]

131. GoPsUx actually loves the GOP most intimately

:hi:

Nobody likes me enough to lie about me. I need to spend more time in the lounge.

[Guava Jelly]

145. I am sure we would get along smashingly if we talked more

then I would have something to lie to you about :)
Nothing at all to do with like :)

[Guava Jelly]

146. delete

[lizziegrace]

137. RetroLounge

actually resides in a McMansion in the suburbs and drives a Suburban. Said McMansion is decorated in the "country cutsie" style complete with geese in season-appropriate dresses. He prefers The National Enquirer to poetry and simply adores SPAM with - anything!

[lizziegrace]

138. Oeditpus Rex

is a Ford guy who is anxiously awaiting the end of baseball season. :P

[datasuspect]

143. lies have viscosity?

are they like motor oil?

[datasuspect]

144. girlincontempt is having my mutated alien love child

[Guava Jelly]

147. Left is write

Is actually dyslexic and actually meant for her screen name to be "Write is left"
Oh and she's really really mean :)

(Really she is a very nice woman .And I am sure glad to see her around again!!)..and this isn't a lie :)

[Deja Q]

148. HypnoToad is a

can't say it. :rofl:

[khashka]

155. Foul! Ten yard penalty!

Kicking yourself in the butt (while amusing) was not the game!

So I'll add mine:

Haruka has never met a man she wouldn't sleep with (including most of our most beloved/hated ex- president's... I'm almost unshockable but all that stuff about her and Nixon left me pale and and gasping for breath).

CAPeggy is really mean. I swear!


Arwalden loves me desperately. We'll be running off to Canada to get married by the end of the week.


Mrs. Grumpy really IS grumpy.

Matcom is really 14. Mrs.Matcom is not his wife but his mother. So if anyone knows a good babysitter, please PM her. For all our sakes.

TJWMason is is not really a Christian. He just pretends so he can steal stuff for Satanic rituals.


I could tell more.....


Khash.