Are you a "Buddy" or a "Lady"?

[Sugar Smack]

If I ever open that dream-cafe or boozerie, those will be the signs on the restroom doors. I'll make sure to have not enough seating, which will encourage rampant hackle-raising all around. The four food groups will be prominently featured on the menu: sugar, wheat, caffeine and alcohol. We can paint it Hell- Orange. And we'll rotate the waitstaff according to cycle.

B-) I think I may be a "Lady", myself, but I should ask someone who knows.

[NewWaveChick1981]

1. Hmmmm....

Yeah, you qualify as a "Lady." :yourock: :hi: :loveya:

[Sugar Smack]

2. So do you!

A REAL one, with class & everything! :loveya:

[Deja Q]

3. Very classy!

:loveya:

Can I be a buddy? It'd probably hurt if I had to go through the prerequisites of becoming a lady...

[Sugar Smack]

8. *OUCHIE* *sings like Kate Bush*

OW! You'll NEVER believe this story but.. No, I just shouldn't tell it.

[Deja Q]

22. Please tell me!

In PM if you'd prefer. I am understandably curious.

[Sugar Smack]

23. Well, I've always had good balance

but a twelve year old girl never forgets her first slip on a balance beam. :blush: :grouphug:

[Deja Q]

26. OW!!!!!!!!!!!

:hug:

[ForrestGump]

4. Yes, she's a

lady



Wo-wo-wo
She's a lady
Talkin' about
That little lady
And the lady is miii-iiiiine


Okay. I'll stop now.

Sometimes the spirit of Tom just hits me so hard. I can feel the hairs on my chest growing...

[Sugar Smack]

10. *sprays wine* How COULD you?

:spray:

[ForrestGump]

12. I don't know but, I hear,

it's not unusual.


:P

:hi:

[Radical Activist]

5. heh

I think you're a lady myself, but having never met you or having the chance to check, I guess I'm not the one who would know.
Will this dream-cafe have wirless internet? There's a bar near my place that does, which I think is pretty cool.

[Sugar Smack]

6. You're the sole inspiration

for this thread, and yes, we'll have wireless internet. :P

[Radical Activist]

7. I'm honored.

There was also a large mexican family with kids making lots of noise and running around in the cafe (No, I'm not kidding) but I decided that one locked thread was enough for me today. :D

[Sugar Smack]

11. Hey, you should get a business card with "Envelope-Pusher"

as your occupation.:pals:

[johnnie]

9. I'm a bady, I'll take a leak anywhere.

And you are no doubt a Lady. :)

[Sugar Smack]

13. Heh heh.

We're open for needy bladders. :D

And you're sweet, I swear johnnie.

[johnnie]

19. Yup, sweet as salt

:hi:

[ForrestGump]

14. I heard you leaked on the

Plame case.


Bad johnnie! Bad johnnie! No guitar for you.

[johnnie]

21. I was also the cause of the Titanic sinking

It was a huge leak.

[ForrestGump]

25. Well, yeah...I'd heard there was about 80% of your mass out of sight,

but I didn't believe it 'til I saw those grainy Polaroids.. :o

[Ptah]

15. MMMM, wheat. drool

[Sugar Smack]

17. Ptah!!!!

:loveya:

[Ptah]

20. Hey, neighbor.

Sounds like you're in a good mood today.

Might as well be, huh?

:kisses:

[nemo137]

16. At the pool, anyone under about 14 was a "buddy" or a "sweetie"

At 15, it went up to "bud" or "miss." Can you have the kids' menus be "Buddy and Sweetie" menus?

[Sugar Smack]

18. Well, we'd have to compartmentalize even more.

Under four would be "lil Miss or "junior Mister" B-)

[nemo137]

24. Ah, no. Even cuter.

Tiny Tots! Little Tiger Tiny Tots and Little Cutie Tiny Tots. (Not my invention. One of the other swim teachers came up with that.)

[ForrestGump]

27. I'm no lady. And I'm no Buddy. 'cos

You're no Buddy
'til some Buddy loves you....




:hide:

[Call Me Wesley]

28. Does it really matter?

[Sugar Smack]

29. If you lock this,

I'll feed you your Christopher Walken on a silver platter!}(

[Deja Q]

31. To whom?

:spray:

[Call Me Wesley]

33. ROFL.

I was just trying to say ...

Champagnah?

[billyskank]

30. I think I may be a buddy

:hi:

[u4ic]

34. You're my buddy

:hug: :loveya:

[billyskank]

35. Yes I am!

:loveya: :hug: :*

[u4ic]

32. Hey Lay-deeee!

[Sugar Smack]

36. Is that JL?

:rofl: I love it.

[u4ic]

38. A legend in France,

the one...the only...Jerry Lewis. :hi:

[bicentennial_baby]

37. psst

you didn't answer my last question...you call me, or i call you? and what time? :D

[Sugar Smack]

39. Baby, I was just thinking of you.

I may take a nap on the couch, but if I may I can call you later! :D

[bicentennial_baby]

40. OK, take a nap, buuuut....

remember to wake up! :o

i'll be here all night, up until proabably 1 or so :)

mwah! sweet dreams darling!! :loveya:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

41. My dear Sugar Smack!

I believe I qualify as ..........Lady!

Last time I checked anyhow.........:blush:


Your boozerie (I love it!) sounds wonderful! If it's in my neighborhood (highly unlikely, BTW) I'll patronize it.......and I mean that in the best possible way!

:loveya: :hug:

[GOPisEvil]

42. I'm more of a "Chief".

:D