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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-27-06 01:52 AM
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Some crazy lesbian* stole my cookie coupon!!
There I was, waiting in line to redeem my coupon for a free bag of cookies, when out of nowhere this histrionic lesbian* swooped down and snatched it from my hands!

What is this world coming to?!


*She didn't identify herself as "a lesbian", but I could tell.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-27-06 01:54 AM
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1. She might have been bi. You know, those who swoop both ways.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-27-06 03:57 AM
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2. I'm sorry, I needed them for my party
Edited on Sun Aug-27-06 03:57 AM by BuffyTheFundieSlayer
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-27-06 04:00 AM
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3. hey your not crazy!!
:)
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-27-06 04:05 AM
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5. Are you sure about that?
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-27-06 04:07 AM
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6. second thought
you may be..
but i like crazy
:)
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-27-06 04:10 AM
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7. Insanity is the spice of life
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libnnc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-27-06 04:02 AM
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4. Crazy lesbians with cookies?!?
Hey, that's my kind of par-tay!!:toast:
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-27-06 08:24 AM
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8. Maybe it was a chupacabra in a lesbian disguise.
They've been known to resort to mind tricks to get someone's food. :)
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-27-06 07:44 PM
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9. You're a lot older than I thought you were
:shrug:
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-27-06 07:47 PM
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10. What gave it away?
<< *She didn't identify herself as "a lesbian", but I could tell. >>

Did she have a mullet? Tattoos? Sandals? Leather collar?
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