Who would be a better president of below average IQ than Bush?

[yurbud]

If we were to continue our current drift toward retardofascism, who of demostrably below average IQ would you want to replace Bush?



Dr. Phil, most successful mongoloid in history



Paris Hilton, proof that the rich AREN'T smarter than the rest of us.



John Madden. He could say the same stuff as Bush, but the headset would make it more believable.



Mike Tyson. If he wanted to take over a country, he would just eat their leader.



Anyone with a mullet, blue jeans, and no shirt or shoes.
(has practice performing in front of cameras on cops)



Koko, the signing gorilla

[SOteric]

1. Kevin Federline.

I'm sure he could keep up with Dubya's rigorous vacation schedule.

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. Kicking for Koko!!!

:kick:

[NewWaveChick1981]

3. Gotta be Koko.

Koko can communicate better than Our Great :puke: Leader, and I'm sure Koko's foreign policy would not include bombing the shit out of a country we had no business invading in the first place. Koko for President!!!

[u4ic]

4. Koko

he's got a clipboard, and he knows how to use it!

[KamaAina]

5. Koko is a she

unless I missed something... :shrug:

[KamaAina]

6. Chris Burke

played Corky on "Life Goes On". He has Down syndrome, not "mongolism" like we used to say back in the Dark Ages. :P (Where did "retardofascism" come from, anyway? :eyes: )

[BreweryYardRat]

7. Koko.

Koko's at least demonstrated that she's very gentle and caring.

[dorktv]

8. FORREST GUMP!

[LSdemocrat]

9. Other: Homer Simpson

[mad-mommy]

10. D'oh