Emo Phillips is a god

[Ellen Forradalom]

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"Some people are against capital punishment, because they say that it turns the state into a murderer. I'm against imprisonment, because it turns the state into a gay dungeon-master."

And what I call Matcom's Lament: "Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something."

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Emo_Phillips

[ghostsofgiants]

1. You misspelled "really creepy."

His jokes are hilarious, but the dude himself creeps the hell out of me.

[texanwitch]

2. I agree, the guy just plain creepy.

Does he still have that same haircut and voice.

[querelle]

3. I Was Walking Down The Street One Day...........

And something caught my eye. Dragged me fifteen feet.

Q