Okay, I'm getting stoned

[Oeditpus Rex]

It's Friday night, the Lounge is a drag, the Dodgers and Arizona are going to the 14th inning and recreational Vicodin is my friend.

:bounce:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear Oeditpus Rex!

Sounds like fun!

The Lounge has been fun for me, at least!

Several of my friends have shown up, and we've had fun talking!

Glad you're getting high!


:bounce: :bounce:

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. It's only 2.5 milligrams

Just enough to take off the edge and goof me up a little. :bounce:

[Haole Girl]

3. Do you ever worry the NSA will tell the DEA about it?

I mean...I guess I'm just paranoid! :crazy: See why I don't get high?

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. Nah

Nothin' they could do; I got a scrip for 'em.

BTW — game's now in the 15th. :bounce:

[Haole Girl]

5. Is it a no hitter?

I only watch no hitters, you know!

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. How do you know they're no-hitters

until they're finished? :shrug:

[Haole Girl]

22. Well, so far...is it?

[Oeditpus Rex]

30. Nope

Arizona got like 20 hits. Left a boatload of dudes on base. And won, 9-7 in the 15th. :banghead:

[Haole Girl]

33. Would have been a no hitter if I'd seen it...

...trust me on this one.

[Oeditpus Rex]

36. I don't think I've ever seen a no-hitter

Can't remember if I saw or heard Jerry Reuss's against the Giants in 1980.

[Haole Girl]

39. I've seen two...only 2 major league baseball games I've seen

My Dad claims the odds of that are about 2 million to 1!!

[Oeditpus Rex]

42. At least

That's pretty bizarre. What were the games?

[Haole Girl]

44. One was in the late 70's in Candlestick park with the Oakland A's

The other was with the Texas Rangers...don't remember the year. I would have written it down, if I'd even known it was that unusual, because some people don't believe me!

[Oeditpus Rex]

46. The A's... at Candlestick?

:wtf:

Edit: They did play a couple games there, but that was in the 1989 World Series. (The first one was scheduled for Oct. 17, but there was an earthquake or somethin'...)

[Haole Girl]

47. I believe so...sometime in the 70's when they were called

The Oakland A's....playing Buffalo something-something. I didn't care...I didn't know it was such a big deal! I didn't make it up, I swear! :cry:

[Oeditpus Rex]

49. I can't de-cypher that

The A's play the Giants in the Bay Bridge Series just before the regular season starts, but I dunno where "Buffalo something-something" figures in.

Unless it was Curt Blefary. He played part of the '71 and '72 seasons with the A's, and his nickname was "Buff," which was short for "Buffalo."

Other than that... :shrug:

[Haole Girl]

52. My Dad took me...

I'll ask him when I talk with him this weekend. I was pretty young, but he remembers the teams and which stadium. It was pretty cold and I just wanted to go home. The only thing I wanted (both games) was to see someone hit the ball!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. Wow. That's paranoid.

Hell, I even bring prescription drugs that I don't have a prescription for when I fly.












Hi Agent Mike. I'm really lying. I would never do anything illegal. What? You've heard I've tried numerous substances? Nah, mere heresay. This is not the droid you are looking for.

[Haole Girl]

8. I know...I think about the stupidest things.

But, I mean, they do monitor these websites...
well, now that I think about it, I guess they have bigger fish to fry...especially with the 11 airline security breaches in the past 10 days!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. Yeah, I figure that no one is probably going after me for

carrying a couple of my mom's xanax or klonopins on a plane, so I can sleep on the plane.

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. There's no way in heaven, hell or in between

I'd get on a plane without Xanax in my pocket. :scared:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. I have absolutely no fear of flying.

However, if it's a long flight I always just knock myself out for it. It's not a fear thing, it's just that I'm ADD and sitting still in a tiny little seat is really hard for me to do.

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. I'm not afraid of flying

I'm afraid of having nothing underneath me. :scared:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

19. Oh I think that parts really cool.

I like looking out the window on planes, too. One of these days I'm going to try skydiving.

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. Yeah, the view's great

But I can't stand that feeling of no support. Doesn't matter if it's a plane or that stupid fucking walkway thing at Grand Canyon. I ain't doin' it without mucho meds.

[NMMNG]

9. Tsk tsk tsk

At least I have a legitimate reason for my Vicodin semi-buzz.













:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. Stick that waggin' finger in your pocket

I'm entitled to a bit o' fun.

[NMMNG]

14. Oh come now

There are certainly better things I could do with that finger.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

17. ...

:spray:

[Random_Australian]

18. ...

:spray:

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. I assumed as much

But I didn't want to seem like a clod.

[NMMNG]

25. .....

[Random_Australian]

15. Rex might too!

I am the one without reason for my buzz - I have not ingested or taken anything!


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! MOO!! RUN FROM THE ELVES!!!

They are your friends! Run! Away! Quickly stickly!

Moo! Moo! Mooo!

Musk sticks!

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. Dude, I dunno how

you do that on a natch. But I'm jealous.

[Random_Australian]

27. I would do it on a natch, I could do it on a match, but I will not eat

green eggs and The Silver Dagger Of The Elf Lord's Ciggarete, I shall not run free, with the buffalo, or die!

[Oeditpus Rex]

32. Solely hit!

"Cows With Guns" made its way to Down Undah?

[Random_Australian]

37. No, it was simply co-incidence. What is "cows with guns"?

To you I say "Sixty police cars, piled in a heap. Covered in cow dung, covered up deep".

What would have ever made you think ("He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy. No-one suspected he was packing an uzi") I was not sprinkling my rambling with random quotes?

Edit: I Spelling. I meant to write "." and missed and typed "The Musk Oxen Will Feast On Your Non-Christmas Ham"

[Oeditpus Rex]

41. Can I have your brain when you're finished with it?

He mooed, "We must fight, escape or we'll die"
Cows gathered 'round 'cause the steaks were so high

Bad cow pun

[Random_Australian]

43. Finished with it?

When on earth would I be finished with it?



And wait a tick! That was a compliment! Wow! Thanks!

[Oeditpus Rex]

45. Y'gotta sleep sometime

At which point there'll be a bit of Gumby brain surgery. :bounce:

[Random_Australian]

48. I have no fear - the machine that goes 'bing' will wake me up.

[CrushTheDLC]

51. Just in case anyone here is NOT familiar with "Cows With Guns"...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI

[NMMNG]

21. Is the moon in Venus,

or did you just forget to take your vitamins and exercise?

[Random_Australian]

26. Excercise is for the people of the Telegraph Poles.

Let the children of the Post Office Box run, fair dragon, to the world of the River!

Let us say "Moo!" Let us also pretend to be of bovine persuasion by paddling down the river using a shovel, a sheep, fourteen Hail Mary's and and attempting to persuade NASA that spaghetti is a verb!

Or perhaps THERE ARE ELVES BEHIND YOU!

Donald Rumsfeld was giving the president his daily breifing.

He concluded by saying "ELVES ON YOUR SHOULDER!!! AGGGH! GET THEM OFF!"

Too which the president raised an eyebrow, and said "Snakes? On a plane?"

[NMMNG]

28. I want whatever has you going

It's even better than this Vicodin.

[Random_Australian]

29. Rejoice! For The Lord God has

taken up rapping!

Verily Did the Lord Say to the Sinner "You do that? Man, fo Shizzle"

Then did the lord start breakdancing, and then got into a travelling tour with mexican hairless dogs and ELVES THAT ARE PLOTTING WORLD DOMINATION/SUBMISSION ..... and some clowns.

Verily, it was funny, and the Peoples of the Righteous God (or Captain Fun as he was known by adorable children OF THE ELVES) did not believe their eyes as the Lord pulled not four, not eigth, but TEN rabbits out of his hat while juggling seven ELVES THAT ARE PLOTTING WORLD DOMINATION.

[NMMNG]

31. Then again, maybe not.

:yoiks:

[Random_Australian]

35. Cold winds, as blue as the sea.

What do you mean, may be not?

Who is "not"?

Who is "General Failure" and why is he reading my hard disk?

[Skip Intro]

34. um...could you pm me one of those vicodins please

danke

[Oeditpus Rex]

38. Agent Mike would not approve

Besides — every time I try to scan one, it crushes. x(

Here — make your own.

[Random_Australian]

40. I could find instructions to make that, in all seriousness.

And before you ask, NO, I am not going to make drugs or tell you how to make them.

But I could if my ethics were sufficiently small.

[lies and propaganda]

50. my favorite recreational pastime!

have a lovely evening, sweet dreams ;)

[Broken_Hero]

53. man...

I haven't had the refer since...mid july of 2002...:( over four years...

"Has it really been that long?"

yes...:)

[Mutley]

54. Aww!

And I missed it! x(

:P