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Edited on Fri Aug-25-06 07:29 PM by Shakespeare
So, I'm on unemployment; just temporarily, one hopes. Now, that sucks enough all on its own, but the state of California has SO screwed up my checks that I haven't gotten paid for a MONTH. First, they delayed my payments because I moved. Finally, after that gets fixed, they allegedly mail me a check 10 days ago. Check never arrives. OTHER correspondence they sent three days ago arrived in my mailbox today, no problem.
So my ENTIRE FREAKING DAY has been spent on the phone, multiple calls, to people who are either so stupid as to be sub-human, or slimily condescending at a moment when that is the absolute LAST thing I have the patience to endure.
Me: "My check didn't arrive today, and today is the first day I can request an affidavit to get a replacement check."
Them: "No, that's 10 business days."
Me: "No, it's 10 CALENDAR days, which I confirmed earlier this week."
Them: "Oh. Well, we have to mail you a form."
Me: "Yes, I'm fully aware of that. However, I have not had one penny from you in OVER A MONTH, so I would greatly appreciate it if we could somehow expedite the process."
What follows is an overly long conversation regarding faxing documents, etc. They finally agree to fax me the affidavit, and have me send that plus the claim form for the check I'm currently due (but which hasn't been cut yet due to the first one being lost), and they'll process at least one of them today so some form of money will reach my mailbox by the end of next week.
Fine, the flurry of paper begins as I prepare all the documents and fax covers to send back. Naturally, the fax doesn't go through. Now I'm off on another series of calls (and keep in mind, when they're busy, their recording puts you on hold for awhile, and then just CUTS YOU OFF, and you have to start all over again--I go through this too many times to count).
Me: (after interminable hold): "Hi, the fax number you gave me so I could send back my claim form doesn't work; the fax won't go through."
Them: "Can you please tell me the whole story again?"
Oh, joy. Ultimately:
Them: "Oh, that fax number is incorrect (well, no SHIT). That's an invalid area code. We have a new area code (think you coulda UPDATED YOUR FUCKING FORMS???)."
So, I get new area code, and finally fax all the documents. I wait 30 minutes, then call back to confirm receipt. This leads to an HOUR of attempted phone calls (that whole arbitrarily being cut off thing), including two calls where I actually get through, have to retell the entire situation again, and then get transferred to another government office that has no affiliation whatsoever with California unemployment office. TWICE.
Finally, I get through one more time (after several more attempts), and get Mr. Condescending. What Mr. Condescending doesn't understand is that condescension is the ABSOLUTE LAST THING I am capable of tolerating after spending my ENTIRE FUCKING DAY on the phone with his incompetent coworkers.
By this time, I know the drill and start rattling off name, SSN, date of birth, etc. ad infinitum, in the required order but without being asked, which seems to piss him off. He doesn't get to do his usual spiel, I suppose.
Mr. Condescending: "Ma'am, we can't process the replacement check until we get the original of your affidavit."
Me: "Yes, I'm aware of that. However, that's not what I asked you. I asked you if 1. you received my faxes at all, and 2. if my CURRENT check is now being processed, as per my conversation with Carl."
Mr. Condescending: "Carl isn't in this office."
Me: "I'm sure he isn't, but are you or are you not looking at his notes on your computer?"
Mr. Condescending: "Yes, and I see Carl's notes from 12:39 this afternoon."
Me: "Okay, then. Can you please tell me if you received the fax, and if my current check--not the one that got lost--is being processed?"
Mr. Condescending: "Well, as you know, it takes 3-4 days for the check to reach you."
Me: "That's not what I ASKED. I just want to know if you received my fax, and if my current check is now in process."
Mr. Condescending: "Well, your replacement check cannot be processed until we receive the affidavit with you original signature."
Me: "Yes, I'm fully aware of that. However, that is ALSO not what I asked. IS MY CURRENT CHECK IN PROCESS OR NOT?"
Mr. Condescending: "Yes, but it will take 3-4 days for the check to reach you."
Me: "YES I KNOW THAT WE'VE BEEN OVER THAT FIVE MILLION TIMES THE ONLY THING I ASKED YOU IS IS IT IN PROCESS YET!"
Mr. Condescending: "Ma'am, I'm just doing my job."
Me: "Not very well, you're not."
Mr. Condescending: "Ma'am, it takes a certain amount of time to process these things.
Me: "THAT'S NOT WHAT I ASKED YOU. I'm well aware of the 'process,' because the 'process' has been recited to me approximately 793 times."
Mr. Condescending: "Yes, your check will be on its way to you after it's cut tonight."
Me: Death. I've just keeled over from frustration at this point.
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