'I feel like God wants me to run for President.

[Sequoia]

I can't explain it, but I sense my country is going to need me. Something is going to happen... I know it won't be easy on me or my family, but God wants me to do it.' 1998



"It is not fitting, when one is in God's service, to have a gloomy face or a chilling look."

St. Francis of Assisi

[querelle]

1. Fucking Moran............n/t

[jobycom]

2. I hope that's the LAST time

I see St. Francis's words beside a picture of Bush! :mad:

Good find.

[tjwmason]

5. An ironic piece of history

when she first went into Downing Street as Prime Minister she quoted the famous lines of the Saint

"where there is dischord, may we bring harmony..."

[graywarrior]

3. He forgot to add "or I'm gonna make it happen" after "something

is going to happen."

I wonder which god was talking to him.

[SOteric]

4. I feel like God wants me to run from the President.

As fast and as far as I can.

[otherlander]

6. I feel like God wants me to put on a guy fawkes mask

and blow shit up. Does that make it okay?

[jobycom]

7. I feel like God wants to kick your stupid ass. He told me.

[trof]

8. Did he actually say that?

link?

[Sequoia]

9. Here it is:

http://www.newshounds.us/2004/08/29/bush_in_1998_something_is_going_to_happen.php

[trof]

10. MANY THANKS!

No doubting, just want to use this with attribution.
merci

[Sequoia]

11. I know, sorry I forgot. Big Brother was trollling nearby.

And I had to look busy! (Hi BB!)

[SammyWinstonJack]

20. Well that wasn't a pleasant read. ** is either a LIAR about his

"faith" in God, or he's delusional. I hope he's just a LIAR.

[KamaAina]

12. You mean this guy?

An obscure basketball player who lasted less than one season in the NBA -- with the Washington Wizards -- tells that moran to run for President and he does it?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_Shammgod

God Shammgod (born April 29, 1976 in New York City, New York) is an American professional basketball player, currently playing in Saudi Arabia.

He lasted just one season in the National Basketball Association with the Washington Wizards during 1997-98 after being drafted by them in the 2nd round (17th pick) of the 1997 NBA Draft.

Oh, so God is playing in Saudi Arabia. That explains a lot... :tinfoilhat:

edit: with. No post about ** can say 'wit'.

[otherlander]

13. Also from their List of Unusual Names:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarquin_Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F%27tang-F%27tang-Ol%C3%A9-Biscuitbarrel

:rofl:

[Richard Steele]

14. That's funny: Jesus told me to put my foot in his ass.

'I can't explain it, but I sense my country is
going to need me to kick Dubya up the arse...
Something is going to happen... I know it won't be
easy on me or my family, but Jesus wants me to do it.'

[BreweryYardRat]

15. Arnald-Amalric, Pope Innocent III's personal stooge, would be more fitting

"Kill them all. God will know his own."

-Said in 1208, before killing twenty thousand people at the city of Beziers in an attempt to wipe out a few hundred Cathar "heretics."

That damned bastard thought much more like monkey-boy than St. Francis (who was a believer in diplomacy as a method of settling Middle Eastern quarrels.)

[deucemagnet]

16. That wasn't God...

...it was Karl Rove, you dipshit. :grr:

[NMMNG]

17. Lying sack of dog poo

He'd say anything he had to just to get elected--and it worked (twice no less).

[billyskank]

18. You can't explain it because it isn't true

you can't hear God, you lying sack of shit. :nuke:

[baldguy]

19. Anyone who says that should be automatically disqualified from the job.

Any god worthy of the title doesn't tell people to commit election fraud, start wars & commit mass murder.