I threw a paper coaster at my cat this morning

[HEyHEY]

When he comes yowling down hall at five AM.... I don't want him to think he'll be rewarded with whatever he wants. I want him to think he'll get a coaster thrown at him. So, that's what I did.
Anyone got a problem with that?

[MrCoffee]

1. Mission Accomplished

[matcom]

2. boy were YOU fooled!

he WANTED that coaster. sucker.

[HEyHEY]

3. That fucker

I guess I'm gonna have to use a squirt gun from now on.

[ZombieNixon]

4. Gee, that happened to me this morning and I threw the other cat at the cat

They hate each other...that'll teach 'em. }(

[HEyHEY]

5. If I had another cat to do that, I would.

Cat tossing is one of my strongest sports.

[TommyO]

6. For me it was a shirt

Two of the cats were hissing and growling at each other (they love each other, but occasionally play rough) and woke me up just a few hours after I went to bed. The shirt that I had lying next to the bed became a wonderful projectile and forced them to continue their play in the living room.