I'm bored. Everyone get naked and dance for me

[matcom]

NOW!

[MrCoffee]

1. Like I need to be told to get naked and dance.

[LadyoftheRabbits]

2. That has to be the greatest post I've ever seen

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Joe Fields]

3. So now, instead of being bored....

You wanna be grossed out?

[JackBeck]

4. If I get fired, can I come to you for my unemployment check?

[ZombieNixon]

5. Best. Post. Ever.

:spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. No. Not for you...

now for some of the other DUers...that's another story.

:evilgrin:

[Debi]

7. Okay...

[Debi]

10. Uuuuhhh - Matcom????

Put your damn clothes back on!

[underpants]

8. qwqswqqwwewwwqqq qwqqwqq

[matcom]

11. you aren't naked

NOW!!

[philosophie_en_rose]

9. Sure. Now please step into the large wicker man.

:)

[meegbear]

12. I'll give you a table dance ...

I'm modest.

[billyskank]

13. Hey, I made Rabrrrrrr pay for that

so why do you think I would do it for you for free? :eyes:

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. I sure wouldn't pay for it again.

Talk about not getting any "bang" for the buck. :eyes:

[Richard Steele]

14. No. You still owe me a nickel from last time.

[crim son]

15. Are you saying you'd rather be nauseated than bored?

:P

[hfojvt]

16. there sure are alot of guys in this thread

you really want us naked and dancing?

[Aristus]

18. The last time I danced naked in public, grown men were weeping.

Policemen were turning in their badges...

[NewWaveChick1981]

19. Would that be the naked polka you 're after?

:P

[deucemagnet]

20. Naked dancing...coming right up!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

21. Here I am! Enjoy.........

[SOteric]

22. Fine.

But for nekkid, you pay ex-tra.

[matcom]

24. you're really bent on ruining this for me

x(

[RevolutionaryActs]

23. I *might* dance for you, but I will not get naked.

So there! :P

[yvr girl]

25. I'm naked. I'm dancing. AND

I'm touching myself!

:D

[Guava Jelly]

26. this reply is worthless without pictures

:evilgrin:

[sarge43]

27. I have a better idea:

You get naked and dance for us.:popcorn:

[SoyCat]

28. **Does naked boobie dance** -Just don't tell my husband!

[matcom]

29. well WELCOME to DU!

*pulls up chair for boobie dance*

:hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

30. Nice. Wait until my new BFF finds out about this.

[SOteric]

32. That's all you want? Nekkid Boobies?

No problem.

[SoyCat]

34. Thanks for the welcome!

[nini]

31. I would but I'm afraid my huge swinging boobs will knock you out

:evilgrin:

[rug]

33. Can't be more naked than this.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

35. Now I just have to get him to take his clothes off.

...or not.

[Debi]

36. Hammer Time

[GOPisEvil]

37. You first.

[matcom]

38. who the fuck are you kidding?

i've been naked since 1:20 :P

[GOPisEvil]

40. True...what was I thinking?

You - adult supervision = instant nudity and dancing.

[yvr girl]

39. How did you get out of the cellar?

I thought she locked you in.

I will hula naked for you (almost naked, I need the grass skirt) if you pour me a drink and make something good for dinner.