OMG! Tombstoned! I don't know what to say.

[Ptah]

Pluto's out.

Gone.

Not welcome.



:cry:

[Guava Jelly]

1. thats fucken funny!!

:rofl:

[Ptah]

4. Just wouldn't get with the program.

Not in the plane, so to speak.

[Radio_Lady]

50. I remember studying Pluto in 8th Grade and wondering about its

ridiculous orbit.

Sorry, Pluto, you've been downsized and REALLY outsourced.

[Ptah]

51. I'm happy to see you back.

I don't usually respond to your reviews.
But I do read them all.

I'm glad your are feeling well enough to post.
:hug: :hi:

[Radio_Lady]

60. Thanks, Ptah --- you're a peach!

So, you job -- should you choose to accept it -- is to find the peach:

[progmom]

2. ha!

:rofl:

[Ptah]

5. Even last century, his attitude was apparent.

I can't believe the number of orbits Pluto was
permitted to have.
Mostly in the lounge, so as his orbit count
was past 1000 before we could notice.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. My dear Ptah!

That is an excellent photo!

Did you do that?


BTW.......in my book, Pluto is still a planet!

He is always welcome in my SoCal skies......

Just as you are welcome here too....... :hug:

[Ptah]

7. I just added text to a Google image and volia!

I'll miss his PMs.

[Kajsa]

35. Hi Peggy! I'm with you.

Pluto will always be a planet to me.

So he orbits differently. He has sooo much further to go.

:hug:

[Misunderestimator]

6. Wow... And he was an old-timer too!

:o

[Ptah]

8. We can never really know anyone here on DU, can we.

:scared:

[Midlodemocrat]

9. Ptah!

:rofl:

[Ptah]

10. I wonder if the admins will let me post a photo Pluto sent me.

:shrug:

[Ptah]

48. I want to add, I am fortunate to have your good cheer.

:hug:

[havocmom]

11. Conspiracy of book publishing corporations

ALL schools must not buy new books. Solar System has fewer planets. Science books are obsolete.

The rat finks...

And who will tell Mickey?

[Ptah]

13. Next thing you know, 'Pluto is a terrorist.'

The madness must stop now.

:silly:

[havocmom]

20. Mickey's dog is GAY?

my favorite line from the old TV show Soap

[Ptah]

22. Your Honor, she was f***ing goofy!.

:hippie:

[havocmom]

24. LOL

My brother's favorite joke!

[MoseyWalker]

12. I know what to say

Pluto tried very, very hard, but had limitations.

No longer part of the planet club. Now called by everybody a "dwarf".

It is just not right.

I'm ready to post a "I'm Leaving DU" post because of this. Oh. wait a minute.

DU had nothing to do with this.

Well. I'm still feeling very emotional about Poor Poor Pitiful Pluto.

[Ptah]

14. Cue Nina Simone

Youve been gone too long,
Youve been gone much too long,
Baby Im telling you, youve been gone too long,
Now Ive got a guy loves to stay home at night,
He really knows how to treat me right,
Youve been gone too long, youve been gone too long,
Baby Im telling you, youve been gone too long,

Now, you went out with ruth, well you know thats the truth,
You went out with flo, and she aint so slow
Oh, youve been gone too long, youve been gone too long,
Baby Im telling you, youve been gone too long,

Now let me tell you baby, dont you push me around,
Just you do yourself a favour and get out of town,
Youve been gone too long, yes, youve been gone too long,
Baby Im telling you, youve been gone too long,
Youve been gone too long, youve been gone much too long.

[Placebo]

15. Pluto votes Republican

Damn it all to blazes. :grr:

[Ptah]

17. And I know it's not polite to say in public, but the small size of his

equator was impossible to ignore.

:thumbsdown:

[redwitch]

16. Everything I have ever known is wrong.

:-( Really, what is the point of it all?

[Placebo]

19. If they can just pull the rug out from under us...

regarding Pluto, what CAN'T they just eliminate or change on a whim? People? Books? Movies? The laws of gravity? Credit Cards? THE MOON?

It's going to be anarchy!

[redwitch]

21. Exactly!

I simply can't allow it. Pluto stays!

[Ptah]

25. The Milky Way is curdling as we speak!

Surely the Apocalypse follows.

:scared:

[Ptah]

23. DU is not qualified to give medical advice.

If you need help, call your local
Pluto support group.

[redwitch]

27. You are in rare form tonight!

Are the planets aligned strangely or something? Oh. Wait. Never mind.


P.S. This is going on my top ten favorite DU threads of all time- thanks for making me laugh!

[Ptah]

28. Rare form indeed.

Remember, there are Pluto people that
want to be part of our system.

Don't let them in.

Make sure there aren't any Pluto apologists teaching at your school!

Punt Pluto!

[NNadir]

18. Pluto will always be my ninth planet.

I don't care what the bigwigs say.

[Ptah]

26. Please don't make this thread be banished to the E/P forum.

The Earth - Pluto war must stop.

All we are saying is give peace a chance!

[pinto]

29. LOL.

[Ptah]

30. Shh. the mods are watching.

:whistles taps toes innocently:

[lavenderdiva]

31. I had to get out of the mod tub for this one-

:rofl:

[Ptah]

33. Please don't pull your mod trigger just yet.

I want all of Pluto's friends to have a chance
to contribute to his memorial.

He was as warm as ants on a succulent.

[texas1928]

32. I heard he kept making smart ass remarks about ...

Uranus.

[Ptah]

34. Just trying to compensate for his small

equator.

[Kali]

36. Great thread!

Wish I could add to the cleverness, too tired but LMAO!

[Ptah]

38. I will sleep well, knowing I added some smiles to my DU friends.

:hi:

[spacelady]

37. First, they came for Pluto........................

[Ptah]

39. Vigilance is the imperative.

Even if you're paranoid, that doesn't mean they're not after you.

[Ptah]

40. Yea, he's been banned!

Yea Pluto has been banned!

[tyedyeto]

41. Pluto hung out with Goofy...

what do you expect?

:rofl:

[Ptah]

42. If only he had an equator worth hanging out.

jus sayin

[tyedyeto]

43. ROTFLMFAO!!!

[Ptah]

45. Poor Pitiful Pluto, by Linda Rondstat.

cry:

[proud patriot]

44. ROFL

:rofl:

[Ptah]

46. That's what I'm talking about

[ChoralScholar]

47. It's a very sad tale.

Teacher: "My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nine"

Students: "uhhhh... Nine what, ma'am?"

Teacher: "I'm sorry kids, I just can't tell you."

[Ptah]

49. 'Eight is great"

'nine is not fine'

:shrug:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

52. HAHAHahaha!

:yourock:

[Ptah]

55. We tried to warn that dwarf.

Would he listen?

[NMMNG]

53. Well, he really brought it on himself

Hanging out there at the fringe of the solar system and being non-social like that...

[Ptah]

56. Probably for the best.

Such a loner.

[Vidar]

54. Shhhh, we're not supposed to discuss tombstoned members.

[Ptah]

58. Well, I'm surprised this thread is still here.

Maybe the mods feel sorry for Pluto.
:shrug:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

57. good one!

[Ptah]

59. Thanks.

:hi: