Gay Planet? I blame the fundies/freeptards for kicking Pluto out of the

[cboy4]

solar system family of planets.

I hope you're happy Pat Robertson and Joe Lieberman.

Yea, I've read the "scientific" explanations as to why Pluto doesn't belong. :eyes: Blah Blah and Blah.

We all know the true reason Pluto is being discriminated against is there are those who believe Pluto "chose" that lifestyle of being small....of being so distant and different.

They believe it was only a matter of time before Pluto came out of the closet (orbit, in astronomy terms) and announced it wanted to marry a same-nebula planet from another galaxy.

Then what?!? The next thing you know, planets would be marrying sheep and other animals. It's against nature.

Not only that, including Pluto as part of the Milky Way is against the bible.

Thank god scientists came to their christian senses the fundies say.

Me? I'm pissed. Therefore, I propose the gay and lesbian community adopt Pluto as our "mascot" of the shunned.

We should put it on the rainbow flag. We should put it on bumper stickers. We should put it everywhere :)

Poor, poor Pluto. What a sad day here in Merrka and indeed, around the world. :cry:


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[Hugin]

1. Seconded.

Yup, pluto is a planet.

Darn it.

[pitohui]

2. actually jupiter is out of closet and has been since galileo days

jupiter is the gay or at least bi planet, and it was a tradition of astronomers in olden times to name the moons of jupiter after his lovers, perhaps most famously ganymede

why claim the smallest and most dubious of the planets when you can claim the king of them all?

[Kikosexy2]

9. Mars needs ...

women....Venus needs penis...Pluto needs Mickey....enuf said.

[tocqueville]

3. I hope you'll skip Uranus jokes... n/t

[cboy4]

6. You mean Pluto's partner? I'm not embarrassed to talk about Uranus.

Errrrrrr.....well, you know what I mean.

[TlalocW]

12. My first thought was something about

How Pluto crosses over into Uranus' orbit.

That's what the kids call it these days, isn't it?

TlalocW

[meegbear]

4. Typical homosexual reaction ...

trying to force your alternate planetary lifestyle on our impressionable youth.

When they inact the Defense of Planet Act, I'm supporting it.

[cboy4]

7. Hey....I don't think it's a coincidence Pluto resembles one of those

disco dance balls you see hanging at the gay clubs! ;)

[Kikosexy2]

10. Oooohhh...

Planet Disco....quick call Liza, Cher and all other Studio 54 survivors..

[cboy4]

13. !!! - - -

[Kikosexy2]

14. I'm soooo high...

what planet are you from?...snort...Well I'm from Planet 54...

[deaniac21]

5. What about Planet Claire?

[Matariki]

8. I think you're on to something

Astrologically, Pluto is the planet of sex - and I mean KINKY sex.

ps. satire of your post duly noted.

[pitohui]

11. astrologically maybe, astronomically it's jupiter

i'm telling ya'll, you can look it up

jupiter is the name of the planet, but perhaps you would remember him from high school mythology class as zeus, the guy did everybody, male and female alike, for that matter swans and golden showers alike

ganymede, the largest moon of jupiter (it may be larger than pluto but i don't recall anymore) was named for the jupiter's most beautiful male partner and back in the day i don't think this was considered in the least scandalous or controversial

i would claim jupiter for the rainbow flag and leave pluto to the disney corporation

[Matariki]

18. Happy happy Jupiter!

Gotta love a god like that. But for dark, kinky, s/m type sex, i'm telling ya' Pluto is your guy!

this calls for an :evilgrin:

[Kikosexy2]

15. Doggie style..

bow wow, wow , yippy yo yippy yay

[OxQQme]

16. Pluto was a judge

presiding over divorce proceedings between Mickey and Minnie.
Pluto, "You can't divorce Minnie because you think she's crazy, Mickey."
Mickey, "I didn't say she was crazy. I said she was fucking Goofy."

[Kikosexy2]

17. Yuck, yuck...

yuck....oh my!...

[Deja Q]

19. This seems more a lounge thread for its sarcastic humor.

:rofl:

[WernhamHogg]

20. Soap flashback

Jodi: Alexander the Great was gay. Plato was gay...

Jessica: Mickey Mouse's DOG was gay?!?!?!

:)

[Warren DeMontague]

21. Fundies think the sky is made of cardboard, plywood and papier mache.

They didn't have anything to do with this.

[Canuckistanian]

22. It's because Pluto's an eccentric

The mainstream can't handle eccentricities or offsets. They like nice, neat concentric circles.

[Warren DeMontague]

23. Actually, it's because if Pluto's a planet, then there are between 13-57

total. That we know about. Final number could look something like 8,000.

Hey, that's okay with me; there's a lot more gay people than we used to know about, too.

Let the damn Kuiper Belt out of the closet!