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ForrestGump

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Thu Aug-24-06 05:13 PM
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Hey, NewWaveChick1981...

I got it.

:D

Oh, have I ever got it now, baby...

*waft...waft*

Come and get it.

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ForrestGump

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Thu Aug-24-06 05:14 PM
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1. Come on...you know you want it. What must I do?

Ah, yes. of course.

I am irresistible now. Just you try to deny yourself my Masculine magnificence...you know you will yield.

Resistance is futile.

Cue the saxophone track...

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ForrestGump

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Thu Aug-24-06 05:15 PM
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3. Must I wear my heart on my sleeve?

Or will this do?

You fear my mojo now. I can feel it. You tremble with fear before the awesome power of the Spinaltapesque armadillo, as surely as you want to embrace it. I am become Masculine. Ecce homo.

Desire me.

Take me...take me now...you Brut.

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NewWaveChick1981

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Thu Aug-24-06 05:14 PM
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2. Mmmmmm....floatin' on over...

Do you like it so far? There's no reason not to....:loveya:

Why do I suddenly feel like I'm being spirited away????

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ForrestGump

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Thu Aug-24-06 05:19 PM
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4. HOLY SH...

I mean...

Gosh...

it works!

:loveya:

Yes. I like it. It turned me on.

It made me want to tear my clothes off and engage in fierce, animalistic rutting with myself...

:blush:

Um...yes. It's very nice. :*

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NewWaveChick1981

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Thu Aug-24-06 05:23 PM
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8. You really need to be more enthusiastic, Mr. Gump...

:rofl: You won't be able to keep the ladies off you when you're wearing that... :loveya:

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ForrestGump

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Thu Aug-24-06 05:25 PM
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10. I'm the shy, retiring type

Who's hoping that you didn't mean to type "laddies." :o

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NewWaveChick1981

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Fri Aug-25-06 09:39 AM
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11. No "laddies" intended...

:* :hi:

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ForrestGump

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Fri Aug-25-06 05:54 PM
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12. I'm just a wee bit sensitive because,

a few nights ago, a dude gave me his phone number, address, and e-mail address (in, of all places, Memphis, Tennessee) and told me to come visit him so he could show me his collection of Elvis T-shirts. :D

:hug:

I shoulda told him I'm a lesbian...

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Deja Q

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Thu Aug-24-06 05:20 PM
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5. Hey, you're married! Can't he drive himself?

:hi: :rofl:

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NewWaveChick1981

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Thu Aug-24-06 05:22 PM
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6. I think he'd better.

:rofl: :hi:

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ForrestGump

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Thu Aug-24-06 05:24 PM
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9. Darn

I want my money back.

The only person this stuff is working on is me... :cry:

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ForrestGump

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Thu Aug-24-06 05:22 PM
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7. Killjoy

:P

Darned Jiminy Cricket... :P

:P

My drive's just fine, thank you very much. :D

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