FinnFan was right - Snakes on a Plane ROCKED!!!

[Sugar Smack]

:hide: Don't bite me, progmom.

[progmom]

1. you're on fire today, Sugar Smack

I couldn't stop laughing long enough to bite you. :rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

2. *LOL*

Thank you kindly! Hey, d'you think you could get mister bush to read a little Proust?:rofl: :yourock:

[progmom]

3. "Oh I love that Marshall Prowst. Isn't that Eminem's other name?"

/Bush

Ok...he probably isn't really that stupid. Right?

[Sugar Smack]

4. Not that stupid? Fie on that, I say!

Prowst it is! And nukular? Well, we just won't go there. :rofl:

[tigereye]

5. I am curious why he is spinning his attempted reading of Camus

and using the word psyche? Is he trying to impress intellectuals from 50 years ago? I suspect the people he is trying to impress have moved on to other, still living intellectuals. (note: I think Camus, Proust and Jung were very cool, but who is * trying to kid?)

[Sugar Smack]

6. Well, you'll never believe this, but I was hiding under the bed

when it happened:

Scene: The royal bedroom of the White House. It's late at night and Laura's in the kitchen with a half-empty bottle of gin in front of her. Her hair is askew and she seems to be losing an argument with her sock. Meanwhile, in the Royal bedroom, George reclines on the bed in his cowboy hat, Superman boxers and boots. Condi's in a candy-pink peignior and matching feather mules on her feet. She sits on a padded red-velvet chair next to George and crosses her legs becomingly.

With a small wicked grin, she says, "We're going to do a little something different tonight, Sugarbum."

George: Well, don't leave me hangin' princess. Bring it on!

Condi (pulling out "The Stranger"): Let's pretend I'm your high school teacher and you're in detention. And I'll read you a naughty book.

George: This ourghta be good. What'd I do now?

Condi: You stole money from the school funds. Okay, chapter one: 'Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday; I can't be sure'. (voice softens and gets all breathy)

George: Say that again. It gets me all hot.




:P

[tigereye]

7. snort!

:hi:

OOH, that image is going to take a while to excise from my brain....

[Sugar Smack]

8. EW, right?

:D Condi wears "Lil Princess" by Maybelline on her toes, don't tell anyone. :yoiks:

[tigereye]

18. I want very much to like her, since she is obviously an

intelligent and accomplished woman and the first female AA Secr. of State. But she gives me the creeps on so many levels, academically, politically, sycophantically... (well, not musically) :scared:

I really miss Madelyn Albright....

[Sugar Smack]

19. I know, remember that picture of her

wearing those goggles & smiling? She actually looked...charming in that one. See, I'm scaring myself! :scared:

[tigereye]

21. mmmm

I wonder what all the sistahs think of her. I don't have a handle on what the AA community thinks about her, not that I have looked. That might be worth a look, actually, since I'm on vacation this week....and can waste a bit more time online!

[Sugar Smack]

34. Well, Georgie thinks Condi's more fun than a firecracker up a frog's arse!

:o He's got that gleam in his eye.

[progmom]

9. *gasp*

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

11. Easy enough for YOU to laugh-

You weren't anywhere near Condi's spiky lil feet! :P :rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

10. How could you?!

Oh, the humanity!! :cry:

[Sugar Smack]

12. I know, right? Hey d'you ever gross yourself out?

I just grossed myself out! :D

[bicentennial_baby]

13. Oh, indeed....

But you...you've topped me this time...goddamn! x(

:bounce: For you, I bounce...always

:)

[Sugar Smack]

14. Condi's spiky feet came to me in a nightmare-

Aren't you glad you're not ME? :grouphug:

[bicentennial_baby]

15. and I thought Amy's dreams were strange...

Nah, I'd like to be you...you're the coolest :D

But then you'd have to be me! And you know, it's no-sleepin, Bloody Mary drinkin, DRAMA!!! :bounce:

I crack myself up...it's true. :D

:rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

16. Ooooh- WWSD?

What Would Sniffa Do? Excuse me while I go out & get some bracelets made!

I'll have a bloody mary with you, my dearest! No-sleepin'? Going to covet that one! :toast: :loveya: Plus you crack me up too!

[bicentennial_baby]

17. Oh snap!

:rofl: WWSD? :rofl:

That *may* have to be my new sig line!! :bounce:

Bracelets.... :rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

23. Hey, our bracelets could be fashioned in underfoot pink!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[bicentennial_baby]

24. ....

:spray:

damn i love you.... :rofl:

underfoot pink indeed... :D

[Sugar Smack]

28. damn i love you too.

:yourock:!!!!!

[Misunderestimator]

20. LMAO

:spray: :o :rofl: :patriot:

[Sugar Smack]

22. Mine is the sort of brain damage accrued

from being forced to sample salt-licks at an early age. ;) :P :pals:

You saw me on that poster, right? :silly:

[Misunderestimator]

25. This is your brain... This is your brain on salt-licks....

(Seriously... that's a "cow brain sandwich" :puke:)

[Sugar Smack]

26. EW! Cow brain sandwich!!

But as a salt-lick child, I shall help myself to the pickles. :9

[bicentennial_baby]

27. I bet they have a recipe for that in "The Joy of Cooking"

:rofl:

:P

[Sugar Smack]

29. OMG-

Your sigline!!!!! :wow: :wow: :D


Plus I checked the JOC & there's no cowbrains! Where's LynneSin, anyway? Doesn't she have the scoop on cowbrains?

:D

[bicentennial_baby]

30. Well, they do have this...

"sauteed brains"
"baked brains"
as well as "baked brains and eggs"

not to mention "tongue in aspic" :rofl:

and wtf is a farce of lamb, anyway? :wtf:

[Sugar Smack]

31. Hold. The. Phone. I know this is slightly off-topic,

but I just got your pm and I checked out your website:

The Great Gatsby
Please Kill Me
Lost Souls

= all on the same shelf in my apt. :wow: holy shit!!!

[bicentennial_baby]

35. Oh jeebus...

That's too freaky :wow:

:headbang:

[Sugar Smack]

36. NOT ONLY THAT,

I was in a writing class in highschool with Poppy Brite!:wow: :wow: :wow:

[bicentennial_baby]

37. GET OUT!!

*does Elaine Bennis-style shove*

:wow: :wow: :wow:

And now, you are officially my hero...she's like, my faaaaaavorite... :crazy:

[Sugar Smack]

38. Guess what? *gossip time*

She sneered at me in Greenville once. She was in town while I was in college, and I had my arm around another girl, my best friend. You know what she did? She narrowed her eyes at me and waggled her tongue at me. Did I also tell you that Betty Friedan screamed at me once at a booksigning?

:wow: Hold me. :hug:

[bicentennial_baby]

39. Nuh-uh!

:o Why would she do that?

She was just jealous of your friend, I bet... :D

I'll protect you from the scary feminist lady...Man, I wouldn't want her screaming at me...How did you manage to incur her wrath? :D

:hug:

[Misunderestimator]

40. Hey... sub-thread jackers...

this is supposed to be about cow brains...


:D :hi:

[bicentennial_baby]

41. Are Cow Brains Lurking in Your Lipstick?

:wow:

Are Cow Brains Lurking in Your Lipstick?
http://www.caringconsumer.com/cosmetics_cowbrains.asp

:hi:

[Misunderestimator]

42. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

That's almost as bad as eyebrow mites:



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demodex_mite

On edit... um... ok, cow brains in lipstick is worse than eyebrow mites. :scared:

[Sugar Smack]

43. EEEEW! Eyebrow & eyelash mites!

EW! *jumps around* EW!

[Misunderestimator]

44. Don't worry, you could be in the lucky 2-4% that don't have them.

:bounce:

[Sugar Smack]

45. Wait, okay, hold on, cow brains, Joy of cooking,

bookshelves, Poppy Brite, public rudeness, Betty Friedan! Got it!!:bounce: :toast:

OK, I can never have a conversation with you (just like I can't with bibaby) cause we'd veer all over the place. And my convo with her last night was 10 tons of fun! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :party:

[Misunderestimator]

46. Yay!

:pals:

[Sugar Smack]

48. She's a little sprite.

I'm 36 and trying to catch that puppy wore me out! :bounce: :toast: I'm going to SEE them!

[bicentennial_baby]

50. Hahahahaha!!

Please come to Boston!! :bounce:

Food porn! Scrabble! Cocktails! Porch fun!! :bounce:

[bicentennial_baby]

51. Our talks are hilarity personified!

:rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

47. LOL! "the scary feminist lady"

OK, it's like I want to call you right NOW!:D

[bicentennial_baby]

49. Of course you do!

But first, you have to fall asleep, wake up at 1:30 am, and say "Ohhhhhh Fuck!!" and then you hook up your phone line, and call me, nearly whispering into the phone... "Heather?....Are you up?"

:rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

52. NO, YOU didn't!!!

"You dirty hippie, revisited, part deux!!" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

53. YOU!

:spray:

"I reiterate, yet again....NO FUCKING WAY!!"

:rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

54. Underfoot-colored pink bracelets all round!

Pass me that, wouldya? :rofl:

I need to get Condi off my chest, literally. Did you know that apart from her great horned feet, her shoes squeak? God help us, it's SO annoying. :eyes:

[bicentennial_baby]

55. Oh jeebus...that's frightening!!

:scared:

I told Mike about my new slogan...He seemed...perplexed. :D

:rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

56. Jeebus doesn't HAVE complexes!

I mean get perplexed. O shit. :rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

57. Do you hold ALL of the secrets of the universe?

:rofl:

I'm still hung up on 'underfoot pink'... :rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

58. You KNOW "underfoot pink"

means "whitey-whitey-pants-on-tighty" righty?



:rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

59. You have officially blown my mind...

I sense a rupture in the time-space continuum... :wow:

Amy and I are debating...when the apocalypse comes, will the power go out? Cause I've got a freezer full of meat, and I'm kinda worried... :yoiks:

[Sugar Smack]

60. Just some rice, doll.

How TF did I do that? I need details! *boingboing*:bounce: Tell Amy please that I'll be right there!

[bicentennial_baby]

61. I'm still not sure...

Hmmmmm....

Hey, check it:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5545934&mesg_id=5546216

[Sugar Smack]

62. OMG!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

SQUEALIO!!!

[bicentennial_baby]

63. Is that like a spaghetti-o?

I like the ones shaped like letters :9

:rofl:

[yellowdogintexas]

64. just like the ones they sell at the Evansville Fall Festival

also known as the West Side Nut Club Fall Festival and now you know why

Never ate one Never will

[GalleryGod]

32. Love, Samuel J....but a def DVD selection.

Rather spend my $8.00 on "INVINCIBLE".
True story.
Truly Inspirational.

[Sugar Smack]

33. I'm going to add that to my list

of things to see. Thank you for the reccommendation! :D