I can't *bleep*, so ask me anything...

[ForrestGump]

[Heidi]

1. What's that smiley doing?

Is that a yo-yo beside him? :shrug:

[ForrestGump]

4. At first I thought he was losing change in the couch, but now I think

he's patting the couch....



As in:

come sit by me

baby

before that Wesley dude gets back

:evilgrin:

[Heidi]

6. Okay.

Ya talked me into it. :pals:

[ForrestGump]

10. Hi

:hug:


:D


All perfectly innocent. I assure you. :D

[Heidi]

11. Well, _you're_ no fun.

:rofl:

[ForrestGump]

13. Hey!

:P

I thought you knew I was bra-hook-undoing challenged! :cry:





It's my personal hell... :-(

[Heidi]

15. There are courses for guys like you.

I think. ;)

[ForrestGump]

16. Because 'Inter' is synonymous with 'between,' they're called Inter-

classes. :P

[Heidi]

17. Suddenly,

I'm having to back discreetly out of another Lounge thread.

G'night, Forrest. :hug:

[ForrestGump]

18. What if I put this cloth over your moderator gray-ghost icon thingie?

:P

G'night, Ms Heidi.... :hug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. What does *bleep* mean?

[ForrestGump]

7. That IS, indeed the question

It's user-defined...it varies with each of us. My *bleep* is not necessarily your *bleep*, and vice-versa.

I think Lao Tzu said it best when he said that once you define *bleep*, it no longer is *bleep*, and that the One True *bleep* is that *bleep* that cannot be named.


Same *bleep*, different point-of-view.

[Guava Jelly]

3. Why the Fu.bleeep cant you mutha fu.bleep.en sleep

?

[ForrestGump]

8. Because, *bleep*ing *bleep* it all,

I am afraid that the Naughty Girls will get me.


:scared:








No. Hold on a second. That's wrong. I'm staying awake because I was hoping they'd come get me. I'm afraid that, if I fall asleep, I'll miss them and only have vague, dream-like pseudomemories of probing and physical examnations and specimen-taking and the like that will make me file a report to the effect that I was abducted by aliens, aliens who look suspiciously like our Friendly Neighborhood Naughty Girls...

[NMMNG]

5. You poor thing

Your girlfriend sprung a leak again?

[ForrestGump]

9. Now that you bring that up...

:P

...could you please send me another one? I did, admittedly, take it a little hard on Doreen, so to speak. :blush:


And, yes, I want the kung-fu grip option. Thank you.

[NMMNG]

12. The G.I.Joe kung-fu grip?

How sublime. I think that could be arranged.

[ForrestGump]

14. PLEASE! NO! NO!!!!

Not the Joe model! Please! I got terribly confused when you sent me that by mistake. :blush:

The Jill model, please.

[NMMNG]

21. LOL

I was actually referring to the lyrics of a song:

so she told me to come over, and I took that trip
and then she pulled out my mushroom tip,
and, when it came out, it went drip, drip, drip
I didn't know she had the G.I. Joe, kung-foo grip


and it went - uhh
and the girl caress me down- uhh
and that’s that lovin’ sound- it went uhh
and the girl caress me down- uhh
and that’s that lovin’ sound



Caress Me Down - Sublime

[ForrestGump]

22. My goodness

:o




You know, this actually happened to me....




Just not in a while, that's all...

[IChing]

19. Why am I so blue?

I just came from the guru's website
I'm still washing off the smell
Man, why don't he just go on TV
And tell us all, "pay up or go to hell"

I was only looking if they had something to say
Lately it has been hard to get through my day
I was looking for something I just don't know
I've been looking for a better way to go

[ForrestGump]

20. The first thing to determine is whether or not you are

a Smurf.

Then we'll go from there...

[buddhamama]

23. why

why are attempting to keep me from being saved?

i thought you liked me... :cry:

[ForrestGump]

24. I am

saving you for myself....

:P

:hug:

[buddhamama]

25. i am afraid

to ask for what purpose.

if the hood of a car should be involved, please be aware that i bruise easy. :)

[ForrestGump]

27. I am nothing if not a gentleman

I'll take the hood... :D

[buddhamama]

29. and 'they' say

chivalry is dead. :D

[ForrestGump]

32. Not chivalry, but my behind is getting that way...this hood is hard!

I've got the Boyz on The Hood...


:hide:

[buddhamama]

35. *giggles*

i have been rendered speechless... :loveya:

[ForrestGump]

36. .

(me, too)

[reyd reid reed]

26. Now, why can't you *bleep*?

I mean, everyone needs to *bleep* sometimes...so why can't you?

:shrug:

[ForrestGump]

28. I was waiting for the right inspiration

:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

31. Hmmmm...

Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singin' in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me

Say nighty-night and kiss me
Just hold me tight and tell me you'll miss me
While I'm alone and blue as can be
Dream a little dream of me

Stars fading but I linger on dear
Still craving your kiss
I'm longing to linger till dawn dear
Just saying this

Sweet dreams till sunbeams find you
Sweet dreams that leave all worries behind you
But in your dreams whatever they be
Dream a little dream of me

------ piano ------

Stars fading but I linger on dear
Still craving your kiss
I'm longing to linger till dawn dear
Just saying this

Sweet dreams till sunbeams find you
Sweet dreams that leave all worries far behind you
But in your dreams whatever they be
Dream a little dream of me

[ForrestGump]

33. Well,

that is inspiring... ;-)

[mwooldri]

30. Ok, that's 25¢ for the *whee* swear *fart* box.

Except that a *whee* costs 50¢ and a *fart* costs a whole *klaxon* $1. Oh and bugger it a *bleep*'in *klaxon* is $5.

This thread has just *fart* cost me $14 and *whee* 75 ¢

/Mark.

PS: And *klaxon* to you too! (Oh *bleep* another $5.25)

[ForrestGump]

37. We appreciate your business

:D

Please, come again.



(oh, darn...that'll be $16) :-(

[NewWaveChick1981]

34. What would it take to get you to *bleep*?

Inquiring minds want to know..... :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

38. Not much

And getting less with every minute...



Why? What'd you have on your....mind?