DU men - sign up for fall classes now! (one for the ladies)

[RagingInMiami]

Class 1

How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
]Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.


Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

[LadyoftheRabbits]

1. ...

:rofl: That is just perfect... :thumbsup:

[ZombieNixon]

3. Pff...like I'd ever forget your birthday...

:eyes: :P

[LadyoftheRabbits]

5. Hey! That's a damn...

good point. :P :rofl:

[mad-mommy]

2. you forgot ...

how to find things that don't jump out at you

[SeattleGirl]

4. The really funny thing is, I actually know men who could

use these classes! :rofl:

[tjwmason]

15. I know women who need a fair few of them too.

:hi:

[Broken_Hero]

6. As a survivor of these

classes, I recommend them all...:rofl: and some women, do need to take these classes...my wife suffers from leaving dishes out in the livingroom, and is the biggest instigator of using the floor as a hamper...:)

[mad-mommy]

8. we have a poor man's laundry shoot..

tossing clothes down the basement stairs.

[Broken_Hero]

10. sweet!

we dont' have a basement...:P

[reyd reid reed]

7. LOL!

These oughta fill up fast...

:rofl:

I love it!!!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. K&R!

I have not laughed this much..........since I cannot remember when!

Fantastic.....and right on as well!

:toast: :bounce: :bounce: :toast:

[KT2000]

11. Instead of community service

attendance at your school!!
The world would be a better place.

[sakabatou]

12. The only class I might need is class 4

[Nicole]

13. I call dibs on the class valedictorian!

Yes indeedy. :toast:

[ForrestGump]

14. I already know how to fall

:P

[Iniquitous Bunny]

16. Fortunately, my guy needs none of these.

I provided the remedial ice cube tray course when he first moved in though. :P

[swimboy]

17. Group practice in Class 3? Really?

Some people might be shy. :blush: I guess that's why it lasts 2 hours. :shrug: