HELP! My fiancee is being neurotic... but it's still MY turn!!

[Pale Blue Dot]

My fiancee has decided to be neurotic tonight about a variety of silly things - I keep telling her that since she's beautiful, intelligent, sexy, and successful, she has absolutely NOTHING to be neurotic about; but she's not listening.

Most importantly, though, it's still MY turn to be neurotic! I never said I was done, and the "rules", as far as I know, are that only one person in a relationship is allowed to be neurotic at a time... what can I do to get my turn back? (I think I'm going to need it until after Labor Day)

[LeftyMom]

1. She's in the right here

Women always get first priority for neurosis, it's nature's way of making it up to us for periods.

[Pale Blue Dot]

4. But I started it!

I called "neurosis" days ago! And I didn't suddenly leave it anywhere, either, so none of this "finders keepers" crap!

:cry:

[GOPBasher]

2. Take from this neurotic person: You have to take it back.

Just whine about yourself louder and more annoyingly (is that a word?) and just take your turn back. :hi:

[Pale Blue Dot]

5. Now THIS sounds like a plan!

I can kind of tell she's getting a little nervous reading your post; I can out-whine her any day of the week!

[GOPBasher]

7. It's like I'm looking into a methaphoric mirror. :-)

I can whine with the best of them! :-)

[Zomby Woof]

3. I can tell her those things!

1. Because they are true.
2. And she knows the ZombyTroof when she hears it. :P

[Pale Blue Dot]

6. That's one of the things I'm neurotic about.

She keeps crying out "Zomby!" and "Oh, Mr. Woof!" at the strangest times....

[Zomby Woof]

8. And this is surprising why???

:evilgrin:

Actually, if Nini's eyes could roll anymore than they are, they could replace a slot machine! :o

[Pale Blue Dot]

9. Sarah says...

:spank:

[Zomby Woof]

10. She is right, as usual

(Be sure to tell her she is always right, another reason you love her and that she has NOTHING to worry about!)