I think Naughty Girls are extinct.

[Guava Jelly]

I havent seen any in ages!
:)

[NewWaveChick1981]

1. I've been here. We're not extinct---just dormant.

:evilgrin: :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

3. Well geesh wake up and party

My dear Naughty Girl!!

so what arent you wearing?? :evilgrin:
and good evening NWC :hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

5. I went commando today.

:evilgrin: And I'm wearing tight jeans and a light blue knit top. No bra. :P

[Guava Jelly]

7. Temptress!!

:evilgrin:
Hey but i asked!
I am wearing boxers! and a smile!

[NewWaveChick1981]

16. If you start this name calling thing again,

I'm going to have to get some ice water. :P :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

23. This thread is useless w/o pictures

I am sure the mods wouldn't lock it!
Ok i may be lying!

[ForrestGump]

40. I couldn't agree more. Here's my commando picture...

[Broken_Hero]

76. What the...

:rofl:

Sully, remember when I said, I would kill you last?

Yes, yes I remember Matrix!!

Well, I lied....

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!...splat.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

24. So? I go commando almost everyday.

I always wear a bra though.

[NewWaveChick1981]

38. I usually don't so it's a big deal for me.

:P :rofl: Little things amuse me...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

44. I understand being amused by little things.

I've actually ADDed my ADD on multiple occaisions. Depending on the circumstances, it's either funny or a very good reason why I should actually take my meds everyday.

[ForrestGump]

103. Are you making a backhand slam at me, womyn?

Little things? :grr:

Amusing?!? :grr:




Why, those're fighting words.








And, if I wasn't so afraid of you, I'd fight you, too -- it was the pirate photo that did it for me (that barely concealed blood lust, not to mention that blade..the blade that my little thing and I agree is scary as hell) :scared:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

111. Chillax, dude...

I was talking about the times when I do things like stop mid-sentence and say, "ooo...pretty rock." It doesn't happen online, because I manage to not type out my ADD, but it does happen in real life.

[ForrestGump]

115. Do your martial arts forms not get affected that way?

I mean, they require intense concentration in the learning stages and then focus (and muscle memory) later...are they kind of an exception in that respect? It's just that they so fully involve all of you, and link up the physical, mental, and even spiritual (not least in the meditative aspect) components of our personal trinities, that I'm kind of wondering if something like learning martial forms could even more broadly help people who live with ADD or similar.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

119. It doesn't effect the martial arts at all.

The only effect it has on what I do in the martial arts is, even though I'm a licensed refereree, I don't referee for forms competition. I just get too bored doing that. I can stay focusing on sparring matches though.

Basically, when I'm doing a form or sparring, I just go into a zone, like my own little bubble. I don't go into that zone under normal circumstances.

[ForrestGump]

120. Cool!

Yeah...sparring is essentially a series of high-speed problem-solving exercises, and if you get the answer wrong you get smacked. :D

[reyd reid reed]

2. Then you aren't looking hard enough.

:evilgrin:

:loveya:

[Guava Jelly]

4. after that last pic of you

I needed a shower..yowza!!

[ForrestGump]

34. Could you please...um...

rephrase that? :blush:

[reyd reid reed]

55. Of course I can. Just for you.

"You need to look harder, then."

How's that? Better?

[ForrestGump]

57. Well, actually,

I just saw the new photo you posted....


...so either way works, really... :D

[reyd reid reed]

62. Awwww

:blush:





I just figured, if I buried it in the middle of a thread, no one would notice it. GoPsUx did, though.

[ForrestGump]

102. Awwww-

inspiring, more like it. :evilgrin:



Yes, and it was his reference to it that led me on my own quest for a glimpse of this holy grail... :D

[reyd reid reed]

105. Shucks

I'll bet you say that to all the girls.








Ooooooh...keep up with all the pretty talk and I'll be yours forever

[ForrestGump]

110. Nope

But maybe I should be. :D




Ah, mon amour...ma cherie...je suis le mas grande champignon de la corazon...et toujours molto bene en le vendredi, ma petite chouchou....ah, oui....*le sigh*

[reyd reid reed]

114. A little flattery

goes a long, long way.







Oooooh. I have no idea what you just said, but...*sigh*

[ForrestGump]

118. How far?

All the way? :evilgrin:





I have not much more idea what I said -- when I started informally learning an approximation of Spanish, in the course of a job, it permanently messed up the French I'd learned so well in high school -- but I think I meant it all. :D

[reyd reid reed]

121. All the way to the moon

on gossamer wings. Flights of fantasy fancy that will amaze and astound...





Oh, I could tell. Your sincerity and eloquence shine through...who needs a translation, it's the intent thought that counts

[ForrestGump]

124. That's one...small step...for man...one...giant leap for

Forrest. :-)



I'm glad intent counts for something, because I think I called myself a big mushroom. :D

[reyd reid reed]

126. Just remember

Nice things come in small packages. Although sometimes there are certain advantages...

*ahem*





Sometimes intent is everything. And mushrooms are good. Yum

[ForrestGump]

147. We're talking about size of packages?

:o

How about the kind of package-delivery service?

Priority, Express, or Overnight? :evilgrin:








Yum

[reyd reid reed]

164. How about Overnight Express Priority

service? It is all in the delivery, y'know...

:evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

144. Well, from what I can gather...

part of it was him telling you he was the grand champion of corazon (a top shelf tequila).

Corazon is very good shit, so you know he has a discerning palate. It's my favorite tequila myself.

[dpbrown]

100. How, um, hard should I look?

:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

101. Well, the harder you look

the more you might find.

:evilgrin:

[dpbrown]

106. In that case...

...I'm looking incredibly hard.

:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

108. Oh?

Diligence and hard work are very rewarding attributes in a man, y'know.

:evilgrin:

[dpbrown]

109. I'm ready for my reward...

:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

122. First you'll have to show me

just how ready you are. I need proof. Incontestable, incontrovertible proof.

:evilgrin:

[dpbrown]

165. You mean...like...

...photographic evidence???



:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

166. Photographic evidence is

almost satisfactory.

Got one without the coat?

:evilgrin:

[Broken_Hero]

6. No, not true

they are just good at hiding, and biding their time, before they strike...

[Guava Jelly]

8. then let them strike damnit

:)

[Guava Jelly]

10. this one

[reyd reid reed]

31. At what -- or whom -- shall I strike, sir?

Always willing to do my part, y'know.

O8)

For the Cause 'n' all.


:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

32. You are just good like that!!

Dedicated to the cause.
Sort of a "Patriot of domination"

[reyd reid reed]

39. You could say that.

My dedication knows no bonds bounds. My devotion to upholding and forwarding the tenets of the Cause is fervent and never-ending.

Well, at least not until exhaustion takes over.

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

67. you are so dedicated triple R

An inspiration!!

[reyd reid reed]

70. Inspired...

Hmmmm...now that's a good word for it.

:evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

9. Can I post a diversion?

I wanna be a target too!

[Guava Jelly]

11. hey it's a free world

These Naughty girls are quite capable of handling multiple *ahem*

[Deja Q]

12. Heh... you'd be surprised!

O8)

[u4ic]

13. Ages?

:eyes:

Wha, is a Kansas 'age' the same as the rest of the world's minutes? :shrug:

[Guava Jelly]

14. We move a little slower down here in these parts

It is bigoted Kansas.
And you ladies have been a little shy in the last 40 seconds :rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

15. Some of us are taken

and then some... :)

[Guava Jelly]

19. Are just TAKEN??

:hi: bi-baby

[bicentennial_baby]

22. Well, I'm not sure what you mean...

I'm coming up on 1 yr with sniffa and mrs. sniffa, we're beyond happy...

:)

[Guava Jelly]

25. Thats totally Awesome!!!

:toast:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

17. I posted a sex thread the other night and very few people posted

anything naughty.

[bicentennial_baby]

18. Even me...

Accept my apologies...please :cry:

:loveya:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

21. Apology accepted.

:hug:

[Guava Jelly]

20. I cant believe people are dissing Master Haruka..

The Nerve!!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

28. Bastards!

[speedoo]

49. That's probably because it was locked so quickly.

I was frustrated, as I had a nifty post ready to go. Seconds too late, unfortunately.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

59. Yeah, but most of the posts were just...

"IBTL! This will be fun to watch"

[speedoo]

88. Right. Not exactly what you were looking for, huh?

But in my limited experience with threads like that, it's not unusual.

What's "IBTL", by the way?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

95. In Before The Lock.

[speedoo]

107. Thanks.

Tried to figure it out, just too slow tonite, I guess.

[SeattleGirl]

26. You blind or somthin'?

[Guava Jelly]

27. Well you had your whip rolled up

sorry mistress .. :7

[SeattleGirl]

29. You are forgiven.....this time.

Do not let it happen again. :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

30. Maybe i need a few cracks of that almighty Whip

To teach me a lesson.
:7

[SeattleGirl]

36. As you wish.

[ForrestGump]

43. I am impressed

And it's all your fault. :P

They told me I'd go blind if I let your influence overhwhelm me and produce impure thoughts... :-(

[ForrestGump]

104. That was actually supposed to be titled just "I am"

Stupid autofill feature... :P

Although it really does work either way... :loveya:

[miss_american_pie]

33. Where've you been?

:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

35. I guess on Mars

We men aren't very bright sometimes.
:) :hi:

[miss_american_pie]

37. That's okay

Y'all have other redeeming qualities. :D

[Guava Jelly]

41. Pray tell what could those qualities be

:rofl:
:evilgrin:

[miss_american_pie]

48. Well now, let me think

hmmm... so maybe by redeeming qualities I meant redeeming anatomy. :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

52. Well I wonder where a student of anatomy may find a subject to study?

Pick me me me me me me pick me me me !
:evilgrin:

[miss_american_pie]

53. Oh I'm not a student

There's a thing or two I could teach you. :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

56. Got it bad so bad I'm hot for teacher

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0JfoyFCHyM

[miss_american_pie]

58. LOL

Can I use my ruler? :D

[Guava Jelly]

60. I've got my pencil's

I would hope so!!
Just make sure I clean your Erasers

[miss_american_pie]

61. But you might like

getting detention. :D

[Guava Jelly]

63. I wanna learn teacher!!

I'll stay after!
I'll even do extra credit :)

[miss_american_pie]

64. Well don't be so eager

You lose points for finishing early. :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

65. I must pace myself ..Good lesson Miss_Pie

You are such a good teacher..
Should i bring you an apple?

[miss_american_pie]

66. Sure

if it comes with a snake. :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

68. For some reason i don't believe that is going to be a problem

you know in a biblical sense (Snakes Apples Adam & Eve) :rofl:
and :blush:

[miss_american_pie]

69. I do look nice

dressed in leaves. :D

[Guava Jelly]

71. I bet you do!!

But leaves could be itchy.
We wouldn't want that! :evilgrin:
besides you know pesky tan lines ..
:7

[miss_american_pie]

72. Oh I burn

you'll have to cover me from the sun. :D

[Guava Jelly]

73. Anything for my eve!

strangely enough feel the urge for a cold shower .
I can't imagine Why :)

[miss_american_pie]

74. There are no cold showers in paradise

:D

[Guava Jelly]

75. You are so bad..I like you!!

Guess i'll just have to remain Dirty!!
is that ok
:7

[miss_american_pie]

77. Dirty boys are always ok by me

:D

[Guava Jelly]

78. Then dirty i shall be!!

Brb gotta go trash all my toiletries! :rofl:
Wait b.o. isn't a good thing.
Maybe i'll just be dirty minded!
:7

[miss_american_pie]

79. "be" dirtyminded?

When aren't you? :D

[Guava Jelly]

81. Damn you stumped me!!

ahhh at the dentist..No scratch that..Damn!!
you win!
I concede Naughty Girls are in no way extinct!
Damn!!
Now i guess i need to be disciplined for my lack of belief in the Naughty Girls.
:evilgrin:

[miss_american_pie]

83. Okay

I'll get my whip. :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

84. Whip cream?

:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

113. You know...your responses are all over

the MAP. :P

[Guava Jelly]

139. You aint kidden

She's one heck of a flirter that one.
Hell of a nice lady also.

[ForrestGump]

141. I don't know about these people who flirt

Disgusting, I say. Unnatural, says I.

Put 'em in the Army. That'll shape 'em up.




:hide:

[NewJeffCT]

42. I thought all the "girls" in the Lounge were angels?

not too much naughtiness here.

[Guava Jelly]

45. Angels can be very Naughty

And quite a few of the Angels have already posted in this thread!

[reyd reid reed]

46. We are.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

145. We're angels until we're thrown into a hot tub together.

[NewJeffCT]

161. And then?

You're even more angelic?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

163. Oh yeah, totally....

[GOPisEvil]

47. Calling them out! Good plan!

:thumbsup:

[Guava Jelly]

50. They have been sort of shy lately i think

But tonight it's ON!!

;evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

51. I posted a girly-girl thread about makeup with naughty names yesterday,

and you were the only guy who responded. :P Some of my makeup has some HOT names too and is very descriptive of certain activities I enjoy. :evilgrin:

Those threads die if no one posts! Thanks for trying to make that one work. :P

[Guava Jelly]

54. Hey i thought it was a perfect name for a cologne!

Scrotum..sort of catchy.
You always help me out.
Hell my 4000th post thread dropped faster then dubya's approval ratings. Even with your help
:)

[ForrestGump]

116. Really? Descriptive of certain activities you enjoy?

Hmmm...




In that case, maybe I'll skip the D&G Masculine and just go straight for the punchline...

[Aristus]

80. This thread looks like fun.

Hi, y'all! :hi:

[reyd reid reed]

82. Y'think?

It could be...

:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

85. Trust me if Reyd's here it's fun!!

:)

[reyd reid reed]

89. Yeah, yeah...

Make it my fault. It's not as much fun if you're playing wi...by yourself, y'know.

O8)

[Aristus]

87. It 's not already?

What are your standards? :7

[reyd reid reed]

90. They're the highest, bay-beee..

And you'll do nicely. Very nicely.

:evilgrin:

[Aristus]

98. Oh...

:blush:

For what?

B-)

[reyd reid reed]

99. That's negotiable.

We could play Scrabble. Yahtzee! Backgammon.

Post office.

:evilgrin:

[Aristus]

123. Ummm...

POST OFFICE!

O8)

[reyd reid reed]

125. Okay

Now, about that delivery route...

:evilgrin:

[Aristus]

127. Well,

I've been hoping for a letter lately...

[reyd reid reed]

128. Well, you know our motto...

(not that one, silly)

We deliver.

:evilgrin:

[Aristus]

131. Do you knock on the door or just

leave it on the doorstep?

[reyd reid reed]

135. Oh no...

I hand deliver.

[Aristus]

137. Well come on in...

I thought you'd never get here. B-)

[reyd reid reed]

138. This delivery is Certified, you realize...

I'm going to need confirmation of receipt...

:evilgrin:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

86. Doubtful

:P Just sayin'....

[reyd reid reed]

91. LOL!

Now, you behave yourself or I'll tell your mother.











How is she? Where is she? I was waiting for her to come back and plaaaaaaaaay....

[LadyoftheRabbits]

93. She's here!

I thought... *looks about* :hi:

[ZombieNixon]

92. Not as long as you're around.

:eyes: :P

[LadyoftheRabbits]

94. Oh ha ha

:P

[ZombieNixon]

112. Yeah, I guess I'm the corrupting influence...

:P

[LadyoftheRabbits]

117. Naw...

Ya think? :eyes: Though it takes two to tango :P

[ZombieNixon]

129. Uhh...yeah...tango.

:eyes: :P :loveya:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

130. Mmm hmm

:evilgrin:

Come now, what kind of girl do you take me for? O8)

[ZombieNixon]

132. Oh, I think we both know that already.

:evilgrin: :P

[LadyoftheRabbits]

133. Well!

*feigns affrontedness*

Hmph.


:evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

134. ...

:loveya:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

136. ...

:loveya: :*

[Guava Jelly]

96. I concede Naughty Girls are alive and Well

And I just took an Ambian!
Thank you all for a fun evening.
Now to go to sleep and dream dreams of thee garden of Eden :)
:evilgrin:
god i love Naughty Girls!!
for being so Naughty .They sure are nice!!!

[reyd reid reed]

97. Sweet dreams, hon.

*smooch*

[Guava Jelly]

140. Thanks triple R

And I did have sweet dreams
About sweet ladies :evilgrin:

[NMMNG]

142. That sounds very much like a challenge

I wonder if anybody will take you up on it.

[Guava Jelly]

143. Oh they did.

Almost had me :blush:

[NMMNG]

150. Almost? We can't have any almost around here.

This ought to get you all the way to :blush:

[Guava Jelly]

152. Now why you got get me all tinglie

:rofl:

[NMMNG]

154. Because I'm a naughty girl?

[Guava Jelly]

156. Yes you Are!!

and i wouldn't change a thing about you :)

[NMMNG]

159. That's nice

Life is boring enough without having to be "good".

[MissHoneychurch]

146. I believe

you are either looking for trouble or you are blind :spank:

[Guava Jelly]

148. (i was looking for trouble) shhhhhhhhh!!

:evilgrin:

[MissHoneychurch]

149. You just wanted to have all those naughty girl over you

admit it :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

151. I cant lie!

Have you seen them.Geesh
What straight man wouldn't want to be covered in Pie, reyds, newwavechicks..etc
Plus they are all so freaken sweet!
And yes i do have my fantasys :)

[MissHoneychurch]

153. Have I've seen them???

You are talking to one!!!! :spank:


Do tell me your fantasies :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

155. I know I am talking to one!

One thats looks as good comming towards me as she does walking away.
Wheres that booty picture at again.

My fantasys well there is a big Jar of

and i am behind a

and we #&%^^) and then #*%)%(*$
:evilgrin:

[MissHoneychurch]

157. What???

Your fantasy doesn't include this? :(




:evilgrin: :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

158. It can

:evilgrin:

[MissHoneychurch]

160. And

[Guava Jelly]

162. I'll bring the

:)