I'm in the mood

[reyd reid reed]

To nibble on someon....err -- something -- but I don't know what.

Any suggestions?

[lizziegrace]

1. don't mind me

:popcorn:

[reyd reid reed]

3. Ooooooh...you've got

popcorn! That's not a bad idea...

:popcorn:











How're you feeling today? Any better?

[lizziegrace]

4. Move over, I'll share

:popcorn:

I'm fine, thanks! You?














I feel okay but it's ben a really awful week. I want to crawl in a hole.

[reyd reid reed]

27. I'm good.

It's been an interesting week, to say the least.






What's the matter? PM if you want, or I'll be online for a while; I don't work tonight

[WCGreen]

46. Now your talkin'.....

share and share alike....

[reyd reid reed]

54. Just like

Mommy always taught you?

You learned well.

Pass the Hershey's please.

:evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

78. There in lies the Rub....

[reyd reid reed]

81. *ahem*

A little to the left, please...

[WCGreen]

82. Magic fingers.....

[reyd reid reed]

85. I've got an extra quarter here somewhere...

Just hold that thought while I look....








:evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

109. All we now need.....

Is the slot....

[reyd reid reed]

113. Of course

And an appropriate, certified, properly grounded receptacle is absolutely necessary if the Magic Fingers are going to work right.

Otherwise you might start a fire and would you want to be left fanning those flames?

[WCGreen]

116. All you would have to do is blow.....

[reyd reid reed]

117. But wouldn't that just fan the flames and make it hotter?

:shrug:

[WCGreen]

119. The hotter the better......

[reyd reid reed]

120. But the harder

to extinguish. Although...hmmmmm...there is something to be said for letting it run its course.

[WCGreen]

122. You just have to keep pumping....

the hose in order to make sure it squirts....

[reyd reid reed]

125. It's important to make sure that the equipment is primed

and ready. Otherwise...

*ahem*










ten. nine. eight...

[Deja Q]

2. Want my phone number?

:begs:

[reyd reid reed]

8. There's just something appealing

About a man that's willing to get on his knees.

:evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

10. Always do what it takes!

:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

13. Such a thoughtful, generous

and giving soul.





Yet another admirable quality in a man...


:evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

89. Why thank you!

:hug:

[Ptah]

5. Seeds?

[lizziegrace]

6. With a little Ptah thrown in??

:rofl:

[reyd reid reed]

9. LOLOL!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Now look at what you made me do...made me get coffee all over my keyboard.

That's okay, though. It was worth it (and it's not the new one anyway).

[MrCoffee]

7. there's always room for corn dogs...mmmm corn dogs.

[lizziegrace]

11. Okay RRR

I'll let you handle this one...

:popcorn:


















Mom always said "leave it for the pros"

[reyd reid reed]

12. Now that might be something interesting to nibble on...

I haven't had a corn dog in over a year now.

[taterguy]

41. My favorite corn dogs

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. My dear reyd reid reed!

And you too, my dear lizziegrace!

I think it might be nice to *um* you know....nibble on a nice .........you know........:blush:

There's got to be one around here someplace!

Maybe we can entice one to come and play?


:evilgrin:

[lizziegrace]

15. Think Peggy's naughty enough to play RRR?

:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

17. Oh, I think

She might have a trick or two up her sleeve...

:evilgrin:

[lizziegrace]

20. hehehe

I'm sure you're right!

:hi: Peggy!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

25. My dear lizziegrace!

:hi: back atcha!

Hell yes, I have a trick or two up my sleeve.......or somewhere.....:evilgrin:

[lizziegrace]

28. I knew it!

:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

32. See?

I knew it!

Muahahahahahahahahahaha

:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

16. Oh, I'll bet we can if we try hard enough.

I played with my new camera this morning. Wanna see?

(it's cropped)

[lizziegrace]

18. Damn RRR!

:wow:



















I think I'll go eat worms now. :(

[reyd reid reed]

21. I kinda like the way that one turned out

Doesn't happen too often.













Quiddit. You're gorgeous!!

[lizziegrace]

22. Wow!

:wow:


















yeah right!! *cough* *cough* !

[reyd reid reed]

24. Damn straight, I'm right.

You're gorgeous. Ask anyone.



You need some Robitussin for that cough?

[lizziegrace]

29. You're sweet

:hug:

















You're also full of it. I feel old, tired and oh-so-invisible. :(

[reyd reid reed]

37. Nah...I'm not sweet.

Just simply stating a fact. You are. Deal with it.











tell me about it. Old and beyond tired and so invisible I don't even see myself anymore *sigh*

[lizziegrace]

42. If you insist

:shrug:




















So, shall we be invisible together? I hate getting older.

[reyd reid reed]

48. I insist

Nope. We're gonna fight it every inch of the way. Some things you just don't give up on. C'mon, woman...let's Play!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

33. Dammit, woman.........

Some days I wish I had long hair........*sigh*

But it is just not me! :cry:

You are gorgeous.........:woohoo: :woohoo:

[reyd reid reed]

47. Awwww, thanks Peggy

I don't usually get ones that I like...this one I like.

I've tried my hair short...just doesn't work for me.

Variety...that's what it's all about.

:hug:

[Guava Jelly]

36. Holy shit I need a cold shower after that one

Nice :)

[Guava Jelly]

38. Holy shit I need a cold shower after that one

Nice :)

[Guava Jelly]

39. so nice i posted twice :)

:evilgrin:

[lizziegrace]

43. Is she making you stutter

or stammer...

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

45. not just that She froze DU.

I haven't been able to get back in for 5 minutes or more
:)

[reyd reid reed]

50. Well, damn...

DU broke when I posted a picture a few months ago, too.

That does it.

No more pictures.

:cry:






Now that'll kill a gal's self-confidence. Sheeeesh. See, Lizzie? How's THAT for invisible. I win.

[reyd reid reed]

49. Awwww

Flattery'll get you everywhere, hon.

:loveya:

[Guava Jelly]

51. WOO! HOO!

:woohoo:
As long as everywhere is where Triple R is at

[reyd reid reed]

55. Hon, if I ain't there

it ain't anywhere.

:D

[u4ic]

124. Wow!!

Dayum you're hot! :wow:

You don't need all of that hair, do you? :yoiks:
(mine is baby fine and flat)

[bridgit]

19. i can only suggest that when you find them...

work'em like a rib bone :thumbsup: :9

[reyd reid reed]

23. That's the plan.

:evilgrin:

The trick is finding just the right one.

:shrug:

[Guava Jelly]

26. hello triple r

:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

30. Hi, hon!!

Did you come to save me?

Or to...

*ahem*

Save me?

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

34. I've come to *ahem*

Whats going on sugarplum...(parents cover your childrens eyes)
:rofl:
Least I could do for you being such a sweetheart to me!!

[reyd reid reed]

53. Hmmmm

A 'mercy' *ahem*?

*sigh*

[Guava Jelly]

87. Never charity with triple R

It's like winning the powerball lottery!!

[reyd reid reed]

88. Uh huh.

Which explains why I'm sitting here on my night off, posting thinly-disguised sex threads.

[lizziegrace]

31. ha!

A live one!

hehehe

:evilgrin:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

35. My dear GoPsUx!

Welcome........to the Inner Sanctum, baby! :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

40. Thanks cal peg

Make me your toy ladies








:rofl:

[lizziegrace]

44. Y'all carry on and have some fun for me

I've got to get out of here. Lelapin gets off work soon and she needs a ride.

:hi:

[reyd reid reed]

91. Yoo hooo!

Still not back?

[u4ic]

52. You take the something

I'll take the someone. :7

[reyd reid reed]

56. LOL!

Can't sneak anything past you.

Tell you what...we can share. Now how were we gonna get those firemen out?

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

57. Fire Marshall Gopsux reporting for duty

Where is the Fire !!
:evilgrin: :7

[reyd reid reed]

60. You realize that before you fight any fires

You must be thoroughly and properly trained...for your safety, of course.


And we must inspect your equipment -- again, very thoroughly and carefully. For our *ahem* safety, of course.

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

61. Inspected? Yikes !!

Hopefully it's not to cold out :rofl:
But safety first!!

[reyd reid reed]

63. Of course

Safety is Very important. Gotta make sure your....ummmmmm....gear is in working order.

[u4ic]

58. I get pretty hot

just thinking about them...

Maybe I just need to stand next to a woodpile or something...

Burn, baby, burn! :evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

59. There used to be a fire station down the street from us

I always liked to go down there when it was Girl Scout cookie time.

If my daughter could sell, I oughta be able to shop, right?

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

62. Kidnap their Dalmatian

Just may work :)

[u4ic]

98. I'll just kidnap one of them! n/t

[reyd reid reed]

100. The dalmations?

Or the firemen?




Can I have the rest?

[u4ic]

101. The firemen

Oh la la!!

I can't decide which one I'd take...it may require hours and hours of intense study on my part.

I'll get back to you in a few days. ;-)

[reyd reid reed]

104. I know...

That's just...

[u4ic]

108. Heartily agree

Too bad they waxed...I like to see chest hair on a man...:loveya:

[reyd reid reed]

110. Yeah, it can be nice

But it interferes with the baby oil that makes 'em so purty and shiny for the camera.

Tell you what...we'll just keep 'em around until it comes back. Shouldn't take too long...

[u4ic]

111. They could just use REAL sweat instead...

:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

112. Much more fun that way.

:evilgrin:

[u4ic]

114. Especially

if I was the reason for it...:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

115. LOLOL!

Hands on, no holds barred...the only way to be. A woman after my own heart.

:thumbsup:

[u4ic]

118. Why can't you be a man?

:-(

[reyd reid reed]

121. Well, way back, when I was a little zygote...

Heh...besides, I like 'em too much myself.

From what I remember, anyway.

:(

[u4ic]

123. LOL

We have much in common, my dear; though a guy I used to date is trying to worm his way into my life again. No thanks.

[reyd reid reed]

126. At least that's something...

more than I've got.

But...I'm gonna think positive!!











I'm positive I ain't gonna be gettin' any in the foreseable future. Dammit.

[u4ic]

127. Post that pic from above

a few more times and watch the offers come pouring in. (the first time I typed the sentence, I typed coming rather than come. Freudian slip, I guess...)

The chap in question is way too young for me (more than a decade); he also has a lot of issues to work out within himself.

[reyd reid reed]

128. Heh...

That picture was a fluke, I think.

And a younger man, huh? Hmmmmm...that could have advantages. Stamina, drive...but yeah, if he's got other stuff going on, that's not so good. Older can work, too.

:hug:

We'll be fine, you and me. We will.

[u4ic]

129. It was NOT a fluke

Grrrr...:spank:

You're beautiful. Inside and out. You're beautiful, smart, loving, intelligent, funny, strong - and you've got a heart of gold.

Just_remember_that!!! :hug:

[reyd reid reed]

130. Awwww...

You're gonna make me cry.

:hug:

[u4ic]

131. Well, if that's what

it will take to make you realize your worth, then buckets away!!! :hug:

[reyd reid reed]

132. Thank you, hon.

You really are the best.

:hug:

:loveya:

[Guava Jelly]

133. I think that would be one Lucky Fireman!!

:)

[GOPisEvil]

64. This thread, I say, this thread ain't got near 'nough testosterone.

</Foghorn Leghorn>

[Guava Jelly]

65. lets get um !!

Ladies beware!!

[reyd reid reed]

66. We're counting on it, hon.

Brace yourself.

:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

67. Well now, I daresay I wouldn't mind some "gettin'", ya know?

:D

[reyd reid reed]

68. Bring it on

Please.





My mommy taught me to always say please. Now no one can say I didn't listen

[GOPisEvil]

69. Even I can't say no to a polite Cubs fan.

Signed,

A Cardinals fan whose mama taught him right. :)

[reyd reid reed]

70. That's because we're just so darn lovable.

Makes us irresistable, y'know?

Then there's always the sympathy factor....

[GOPisEvil]

71. I was pullin' for ya in '03.

Everyone should see their team win once.

:hug:

[reyd reid reed]

72. It'll happen in '08

Hendry got his damn contract renewed for two years :mad: and then proceeded to dismantle the team.



Except for Wood. Him, we've still got. And Prior. Neifi? Gone. Maddux? Gone. Nomar? Gone. Walker? Gone.

:shrug:

'08 will work, though. Five years after Bartman. And 100 years after the last WS win.

It'll be poetic.

[GOPisEvil]

90. I can live with that!

Good luck!

[RetroLounge]

73. me me me me me me me me me me me me me!

Did i mention: me?

:hi:

RL

[reyd reid reed]

74. Yum...

You're eminently nibblable...

:loveya:

[RetroLounge]

75. feel free.

but i may nibble back.

:loveya:

RL

[reyd reid reed]

76. Promises, promises...

The promise
Of a thousand kisses
One for every...

Oh...sorry...I get carried away sometimes.

:blush:

:loveya:

[RetroLounge]

77. Post more of those hot pics

and you may get carried away...

:hi:

RL

[reyd reid reed]

79. Carried? Or carted?

What you saw was a moment of madness in a world gone insane.

I usually hide from cameras.

[RetroLounge]

83. You shouldn't.

You're gorgeous...

RL

[reyd reid reed]

86. Thank you.

:blush:

:loveya:

[Radio_Lady]

80. Caught my husband looking at naked women this morning... he was surprised.

I told him it was OK, but most of the women look like they could be his granddaughters these days.

Boys will be boys.

[reyd reid reed]

84. The way I see it, there's absolutely nothing wrong with looking

And I'm ever-so-glad that boys will be boys.

I just wish...

*sigh*

[LadyoftheRabbits]

92. Me too!

I suggest Phish Food ice cream :9

[reyd reid reed]

93. Yum!

Although I have to confess, I'm partial to Cherry Garcia. They used to make a chocolate Cherry Garcia that was actually frozen yogurt with white chocolate chunks in it and...that stuff...oh. my. god.

I liked it, though. Which was the kiss of death.

:cry:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

94. Yeah...

I just realized how much of an "ahem" thread this was :P

[reyd reid reed]

95. Uh uh.

Now, would I post to an *ahem* thread, much less start one? I have an image to maintain, after all. One of matronly demeanor and motherly advice.

O8)

[LadyoftheRabbits]

96. ...

:rofl: That was beautiful, RRR :hug:


:rofl:

[reyd reid reed]

97. What?

:shrug:












Okay, okay...so maybe that way a little over-the-top. I do pass out advice like it was M&Ms, though.

Dangnabit...I mentioned M&Ms.

Sheeeeesh.

:rofl:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

99. OK, that's it...

I'm getting the ice cream :9

[reyd reid reed]

102. With two spoons, right?

[LadyoftheRabbits]

105. You betcha!

:9

[reyd reid reed]

106. Mmmmmm

Ice cream...

[smtpgirl]

103. More than just a nibble I say!!

[reyd reid reed]

107. Well, we don't want to scare anyone away...

And...well...who says we have to be satisfied with a nibble when there's a whole pint handy?

:evilgrin: