I have a very serious question for MrCoffee.

[Sugar Smack]

Okay, you and I are obviously very enchanted with the movie "Fight Club". I'd go so far as to say HUGE fans; Richardo & I like to bean each other over the head playfully with lines from "Fargo" on a biweekly basis. So, what I'm saying is, with which character in "Fight Club" do you identify most? Marla Singer? Tyler Durden Ed? Tyler Durden Brad? Robert Paulsen? Meryl Streep's skeleton?

I'm very curious! :D

[MrCoffee]

1. I am Jack's smirking revenge.

Cornelius. Totally Cornelius.

[Sugar Smack]

2. I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

:rofl:

You are way too damned funny.

[MrCoffee]

3. *Bows to his adoring fan*

[Sugar Smack]

4. *curtseys to beloved archivist with good brain for movie lines*

Sometimes I feel like Marla Singer, and other times, I feel like Marla Singer with food in the fridge, and still others I feel like Tyler Durden Brad with an apartment and no chemical savvy.

[Richardo]

6. You are hilarious.

:rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

10. You are under arrest! *points at cap*

:rofl: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Richardo]

11. *throws hunk of wood and runs onto lake*

:rofl: :loveya:

[Sugar Smack]

15. *fires, misses, fires, hits calf*

Oh, you are so mine now.

"For a little bit of money...don't you know there's more to life than a little bit of money?" *sigh* "I just don't understand."

:yourock:

[Richardo]

16. *collapses in agony, looks sullenly at Paul Bunyan from back of prowler*

"Two more months, Margie" :D

[Sugar Smack]

19. "How's the Fricassee?"

"Pretty darned good, you want some?" :9 Mmmmm, fricassee!

[Richardo]

22. "Ah Norm, you got Arby's all over me."

[Sugar Smack]

28. "HEY! I WAS BANGIN' THAT GIRL!"

Favorite line ever. My little chou.

[Sugar Smack]

64. "Smoke a peace pipe, willya?"

:D

[Richardo]

65. *Profanity-intensive tirade and severe belt whipping*

I love when they try to show that scene on TV. :eyes:

[Sugar Smack]

78. My favorite dubbed-over movie was "Jackie Brown"

Motherfucker=

"melon feeler"
"Mother's father"
"father freaker"

I wish I could get a job making that stuff up.

[Richardo]

80. "melon feeler"

:rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

12. Rupert? Travis?

Any other of those idiotic names you come up with? I saw you. Did it work?"

"Did what work?"

"I saw you rehearsing telling me off. Did it go as well as you'd planned?"

:woohoo:

[MrCoffee]

20. How's that working out for you? What's that? Being clever.

[Sugar Smack]

26. "Here's a question of etiquette:

Do I give you the ass or the crotch treatment?"

:rofl: This should SO be locked. Thanks, mods, We love you! :hi:

[MrCoffee]

27. ssshhhhhhhh. don't rat us out! you're gonna get a lead salad!

[Sugar Smack]

30. LEAD SALAD

Best phrase ever. :rofl: :patriot:

[southpaw]

21. Slide

[Sugar Smack]

31. "T's a lie"

- Marla Singer in the Cave. The Power Animal.

[MrCoffee]

32. Tourist. I need this.

[Sugar Smack]

40. Maybe you should grab my arms

and shake me a little while I idly puff my ciggie. :P

[MrCoffee]

41. I would, but there's not a lot of breast cancer in the men in my family

[Sugar Smack]

42. You still have your balls.

[MrCoffee]

43. We can Be Men Together!

[Sugar Smack]

46. Quick! Pass me the Earl Grey while I pretend to cry!

"It's cheaper than a movie & there's free coffee"

:bounce:

[MrCoffee]

47. the scene where she overflows the coffee is *the* best scene

[Sugar Smack]

50. *The* best scene is at the liposuction clinic

with the slip! Or the card on the plane with the pic of a man pushing his kid away so he could get to the Oxygen mask.

[Sugar Smack]

63. or "a" dildo

not "your" dildo- Thanks, southpaw!:hi:

[Radical Activist]

5. Does this post have to be exclusive or can others answer?

Me, I'm Tyler Durden Ed, especially as he is having great sex with a hot woman but doesn't even know it.

[MrCoffee]

7. Hey, Radical...

strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big rubbery one.

[Sugar Smack]

17. *SNORT*

:spray:

Speaking of which, were you the one who spliced "Tamale Tammie" into "The Emporer's New Groove"? :cry:

[MrCoffee]

18. moi???

hell no, they pulled my projectionist union card after I spliced "John Wayne Bobbitt UNCUT" into The Incredibles.

[Sugar Smack]

23. *ffft* What do you have to say for yourself about that clam chowder?

Eh, eh, eh?

[MrCoffee]

25. I have passed an amount of urine into one of your many fine fragrances

from the book! muah-ha-haaa

[Sugar Smack]

8. I'm attracting Ches!!

Of course you can participate. Please do! I'll never forget that dream I had about you where HST and Ralph Steadman kidnapped us.

:applause: :pals:

[otherlander]

77. ...

:shrug:

[Sugar Smack]

90. Guavaras, silly.

:D

[otherlander]

91. ohhh........

I get it.

[Sugar Smack]

92. LOVE your kiwi. *winks like Hannibal Lecter*

;)

[otherlander]

93. ...

:hide::scared:

[Sugar Smack]

94. in a friendly way!

:bounce:

[southpaw]

9. Raymond K Hessell here...

Nah. not really

[Sugar Smack]

13. You know what, Raymond K. Hessel?

Tomorrow, your breakfast will taste better than any in your life. Go be a vet. I'll be watching you. :D

[Sugar Smack]

14. Somebody NOMINATED this shit?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I freaking LOVE DU!

[MrCoffee]

24. A Very Serious Question of Etiquette for Sugar Smack

Do I give you the ass or the crotch?


You must have seen this coming.

[Sugar Smack]

29. I did, I did, Mister Soap.

Selling ladies' asses back to them! What Charm school did you come from anyway?

:D

[bridgit]

33. never seen 'fight club'...

:shrug:

[Sugar Smack]

34. I'll send you my copy or

I'll toss it down from my hot-air balloon with its own parachute.

I think you should see it. :loveya:

[bridgit]

39. only...if you say so...

i am more of a 'the winds of war' & 'the thin man' kind of gal you know :D

[Sugar Smack]

44. but...but...so was I!

The Winds of War! Wasn't that actor in it? :D

PS- You guys are making me laugh SO HARD! :rofl: :loveya:

[bridgit]

45. yeah, that was the guy...

:-)

[Sugar Smack]

48. Thank you. YES!!

Wasn't he the most? I loved his strong jaw. :hug: :yourock: seriously!

[MrCoffee]

35. Oh.My.God. It's gonna be ok...

run (don't walk, RUN) to your neighborhood video store and rent it. You won't be sorry.

[bridgit]

36. wait a sec, is that the one with Norton, cause i think i've seen parts...

of it :shrug:

[MrCoffee]

37. it is THE ONE with Norton, yes.

some brad guy is in it too.

[Sugar Smack]

49. If you got to see the part where he slips in liposuction fat

and falls on his ass, you'll remember it! ;)

[Sugar Smack]

38. See? A great reccommendation if I've ever heard one!

:D *eeeeeeee!*

[Richardo]

55. .

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5542086&mesg_id=5542121 :cry:

[Sugar Smack]

56. You've seen "Fargo".

:hug: You've seen it ALL!

[Richardo]

58. .

I'll see it (or read it) one of these days - I can't stand that I don't get the references, which coming from you MUST be uber-hilarious. :pals:

[Sugar Smack]

60. OMG.

How did you do that? You made my day, and it isn't even ten! :wow: :loveya: :pals: :yourock:

[MrCoffee]

51. There is no way this has 50 posts...I am Jack's wasted life.

[Sugar Smack]

52. Heh, heh.

You are, but we freaking love you anyway.

:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

53. And there ain't no love like freak love

[Sugar Smack]

54. *pinky shake*

no love like freak love. :loveya:

[ScreamingMeemie]

57. Robert Paulsen. My maiden name is Paulsen and I've a brother named Robert.

He owned it first. :P

He's nothing like the movie Robert Paulsen, but he is a director/location scout in LA. :ih:

[Sugar Smack]

59. BWAAAH!

:rofl: Good! *thumbs up* if he's nothing like the movie Robert Paulsen we've got noting to worry about. :pals: :loveya: :P

[ScreamingMeemie]

88. Nothing at all. Though he's rather opinionated. He used to be a good

liberal, and then turned kind of apathetic... i.e. voting for Ahnold because he thought it was a joke. He's also a "keep up with the Joneses" type... which is my sister in law's doing. :grr: We used to be very close. I miss that.

:hug: :loveya: :hi:

[southpaw]

61. Good thing he's nothing like the Robert Paulsen in the movie...

What a bummer it would be to have bitch tits, no testicles and a gaping exit-wound in the back of your skull.

[Sugar Smack]

62. That would indeed SUCK!

That's the hardest-luck man I've ever known of. :pals:

[ScreamingMeemie]

89. Sad even...

:rofl:

[LSK]

66. whats the 1st rule about Fight Club???

Doesnt this thread break it??

:shrug:

[Sugar Smack]

67. LSK, there's something I've been wanting to tell you for months.

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[Richardo]

68. Samuel L. Jackson: "Tell it again, melon feeler! I dare you!"

[Sugar Smack]

70. NOOOO!

I mean, don't shoot!!!! :cry:

[Sugar Smack]

84. Do they speak English in WHAT????

Bwahahahaha! :spray:

[Richardo]

86. What... does... Marcellus... look... like?

Does he look like a BITCH? :rofl:

[LSK]

72. hey! thats funny!

:D

[Sugar Smack]

74. For you, turtle-dove:

[LSK]

75. is that a Call Me Wesley work of art?

:toast: :beer: :hi:

[Sugar Smack]

76. No, it's a Call Me Sugar Smack work of art

And thanks for the compliment. ;-) :toast: :hi: :beer:

[LSK]

79. so theres 2 brazilian joke artists in the world?

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[MrCoffee]

69. If this is your first post in this thread, you *have* to fight.

[Sugar Smack]

71. Maybe you shouldn't bring me every piece of garbage you find

in the copier...

And I used to be such a nice guy.:D

[LSK]

73. this is my second post, so now I dont have to fight

:P

[MrCoffee]

81. someone really should close that loophole.

[LSK]

82. yeah but your not supposed to talk about it

See rules 1 and 2.

[MrCoffee]

83. We need to start enforcing the 6th Rule around here...

no shoes, no shirts.

[LSK]

85. and the 7th

Sex threads with pics...

[Sugar Smack]

87. and the 8th

Keep the clam chowder clean. :D