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Iniquitous Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 11:49 PM
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It's well after midnight on the east coast. I haven't been rapturized.
Jesus must have read my sleaze test score. :yoiks:
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mark414 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 11:55 PM
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1. me neither - i want my money back
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Iniquitous Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 12:41 AM
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2. Helium enemas
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MoseyWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 12:44 AM
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3. I think the true test is
to go to the nearest mirror and take your finger, stick it as far as you can into your ear or nose orifice, and if nothing happens, then you have been raptured.

Congrats! Either way you win!
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mad-mommy Donating Member (884 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 12:48 AM
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4. rapturized?
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 12:58 AM
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5. 11:57 pm here
and there ONE HELL of a storm...

Perhaps the Goddess has a sense of humour, and is taking the Canucks first?
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 01:20 AM
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6. Guess not
after midnight, and we're all still down here - though is it possible that my car keys could have been raptured?



Maybe that's it - all the important stuff like keys, remote controls, etc are the things to be raptured! Not FUNDIES! :tinfoilhat:
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Iniquitous Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-23-06 06:59 PM
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7. Anyone float off?
Do they have a new date yet? :shrug:
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