I don't pee on the bushes, honey, 'cause I love you

[MoseyWalker]

How do you show your snoogy baby that you love him/her?

[tyedyeto]

1. Down here in the desert...

peeing on any kind of flora is a sign of respect.

:yourock:

[LeahD]

2. Too much nitrogen when the soil is dry can kill things! n/t

[tyedyeto]

3. But here... liquid anything is appreciated. n/t

[LeahD]

6. But, I live in the high desert, and our dogs killed the grass

when the soil was dry. I finally figured out to pour water on the areas to stop the dreaded dead circle of grass.

[MoseyWalker]

4. How many lizards have run away?

Are lizards actually considered fauna? They are so ........I don't know.................different.

I really, really did see two today, and they are different.

[tyedyeto]

5. Lizards here are un-predictable

Unless you are talking about Gila Monsters. They are sluggish and could care less if their water supply comes from rain or pee (from those I've seen).

[MoseyWalker]

7. Kick, because I peed on a bush a minute ago. n/t

edited to say that it doesn't mean I don't love you, honey.

edited again to say that I didn't really pee on the bush, honey, and I'm only running really fast out in the south 40 'cause I am chasing the one that did.

I love them dam bushes. cough cough.

[Iniquitous Bunny]

8. I wear him out.

:D

(And am a supportive partner when he needs one.)

[MoseyWalker]

9. Kick, because I'm sleepy

and want to see another response or two before my eyes close.

[Broken_Hero]

10. hmm

doing the unexpected little things...

cook dinner

do laundry

clean house

take her out for dinner(sometimes!)

actually spend time with her, quality, talking time...

lots of things...:)

[MoseyWalker]

11. and never, ever, ever, never

pee on the bushes!

[Broken_Hero]

12. I live out in the sticks

I pee on a lot of bushes...and tree's....:)