Favorite porn star?

[Paragon]

[Piperay]

1. Hahahaha

you got me on that one, I had someone already in mind. :evilgrin:

[onebigbadwulf]

2. Houston

shes super hot

[Paragon]

4. Please don't post actual choices...

...this is just a joke thread.

Besides, Houston is nasty. :silly: And not in the good way.

[onebigbadwulf]

9. Houston is awesome

Hot tiny little body, blonde, big giant fake knockers

[WoodrowFan]

18. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I HATE fake, um, boobies.

[Zuni]

15. the Houston 500

that is really, really nasty.

[rooboy]

3. That's a shame...

I was hoping you'd have a good mix of today's and yesterday's stars. But none of them could attract the opposite sex like Neil Bush, I suppose....

[JaySherman]

5. ROTFLMFAO!!!!

If this had been a real poll: Traci Lords

[trogdor]

52. Porn star - world's coolest HS summer job.

Isn't possession of any of her stuff against the law?

[KissMyAsscroft]

6. Belladonna!

That girl is a friggin go getter!!!!!

[izzie]

7. I thought this one was going to be a joke.

:puffpiece:

[arwalden]

8. Which Decade?

Print?
8mm?
Super-8?
Beta?
VHS?
DVD?
Internet?
PPV?
Amateur?

[Obamarama]

10. LOL, arwalden....

Genres of porn...LMAO.

Personally, my choice would have to be Max Grand. You and I may be the only ones on this thread who know who he is.

[skypilot]

29. I know who he is

I even saw him in my city once. He is shorter than you'd think. Much shorter. For some reason I have seen a lot of gay porn stars in Philly over the years. They just seem to stop by now and then. Anyway, MY favorite is Colby Taylor. You know him, right?

[BiggJawn]

53. "Shorter" HOW?

Height or length?

:7

[skypilot]

61. You bad boy.

Height, actually.:P

With a name like BiggJawn, I take it you were worried about the competition.:evilgrin:

[Rowdyboy]

11. Doesn't matter, Allen

Pavel Dubchek rules in any genre-I highly suggest any of William Higgins work!

And KzooDem: Don't flatter youself :evilgrin: I've "heard" of him

[arwalden]

13. Rick Donovan, Al Parker, Taurus... were a few that I recall from back then

... and I briefly met John King at an Ace Hardware store in Gainesville, FL.

-- Allen

You're right about the William Higgins collection. Colt and Magnum and Falcon were part of my stash as well.

[terrya]

19. Rick Donovan! What a god.

A friend of mine met Rick Donovan. He said that Rick was a short guy, but handsomer in person.

Al Parker was another of my favorites.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

24. Jeff Stryker

He was a hottie.

[nostamj]

28. I met Leo Ford and Casey Donovan

when I worked for the NY Native in the 80s.

and I still see Jack Wrangler at cabaret events.

but there was only one Joey Stefano... (RIP)

[Loonman]

12. Tori Welles and Alana Evans

[Guaranteed]

16. Ooooo Tori...

Nice.

[sendero]

14. I'm not ...

... touching this thread with a ten 'foot' pole :)

[KG]

17. vanessa del rio.

the rest are wannabes.

[Character Assassin]

20. Tiffany Mynx, Sabrina Johnson, Francesca Le.... Ah, there are so many

[GOPisEvil]

21. Hey! Another Tiffany Mynx fan!

:thumbsup:

[DS1]

22. great choices

but we've established that you know your stuff.

Add the fireball Chloe to the list. And Careena Collins

[Loonman]

23. Tammi Ann, too

But I think she retired.

[DS1]

25. and Debi Diamond

Tiffany Million

[Character Assassin]

41. Ah, yes, that delicious little strumpet. What a lovely snack she'd make

Quite the perv, as well. I understand that can help in porn.

[arwalden]

26. Porn Movie Dialog... Isn't That Just The Funniest??

Is it scripted or ad-libbed?

I always got a big laugh out of the SILENT 8mm featurettes that were converted to video with poorly re-dubbed dialog and out of synch sound effects.

-- Allen

[WoodrowFan]

27. There's dialog?? (NT)

[skypilot]

31. Funniest line I've ever hear in a porno flick

"Yeah, that's right. F**k that watermelon."

[WoodrowFan]

34. saw one

We saw one once where the chick kept looking at her watch during her scene. Gee, I don't think she's having fun!!

[arwalden]

36. OMG... I REMEMBER THAT ONE!

Wasn't it called "Spokes" or something like that? Some bicyclists were spending the night in an abandoned hay-barn?

I'm probably confusing the plots of two similar movies though. (I'm sure that coming up with different 'plots' was a challenge... and that definitely explains why only a FEW stand out a memorable.)

-- Allen

[skypilot]

44. I don't remember the name of it but...

...it wasn't "Spokes". It was some especially low budget deal shot in a very spare studio. I think they spent the budget on the actors and the produce.:)

[nostamj]

32. OT - I ADORE Aunt Clara!!

she reminds me SO much of my late grandmother!

my favorite of the supporting players on Bewitched...

[arwalden]

38. That's Exactly Why I ADORE Aunt Clara Too...

... fortunately my grandmother is still with us. She's 96 and in a home... and still has a great sense of humor (even if she has trouble remembering names.)

-- Allen

[mitchum]

30. HYAPATIA LEE

Incredible looking. Incredible presence. The first time I saw her I asked, "Why is this woman doing porn?" Not that I'm complaining...

Tom Byron- the real hardest working man in show business. Very intelligent also.

[WoodrowFan]

43. yummy.

hadn't thought of her in AGES. she was yummy.

[plcdude]

48. I'm with you

HYAPATIA LEE by far the best and most intelligent star for me.

[brainshrub]

33. Heather.

I don't know her last name.

Guys...you KNOW who I'm talking about.

[WoodrowFan]

35. nope. got a (non-nude) pic?? (NT)

[brainshrub]

39. I refuse to post a pic on such a family-friendly website.

So I PMed you instead. :D

[Loonman]

40. Heather Hunter

Right?

She's great in one of the "Where The Boys Aren't" with Jamie Summers and Tori Welles.

[brainshrub]

45. Nope

Wrong Heather.

[Beaker]

37. Traci Lords.

The original "New Wave Hookers" was one of the best ever. gotta love those Dark Brothers.

[mitchum]

42. It was the Citizen Kane of porn flicks...

Greg Dark (AKA Hippolyte AKA Brown) is a genius

[hatrack]

46. Do you know the difference between a Britney Spears video & a porn video?

The porn video has better music.

[mitchum]

49. and Gregory Dark (AKA Greg Brown) has directed both

[JThrash]

47. Tough choices but definately Aria Giovanni

But I also enjoy Sky Lopez, Briana Banks, and Tera Patrick as well. There are so many great choices including those nameless pornstars who are hot.

[madddog]

50. just about any female one...

WITHOUT surgical enhancement...a real rarity these days.

[JThrash]

51. Aria Giovanni has no surgical enhancement

She is beatiful too.

[geniph]

54. What, no Ron Jeremy fans?

nobody wants the Hedgehog of Luv? :evilgrin:

[WoodrowFan]

55. EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


I heard some porn starlets have in their contracts "no sex with Ron jeremy!"

[arwalden]

59. Double Eww!

So this FRIEND I KNOW was in the adult store the other day... and my FRIEND saw how they had their "signature" line of latex toys all lined up. You know... the ones "molded directly" from the stars?

So my FRIEND tells me he saw Mr. Jeremy's product... fairly unimpressive. Laughable, even.

-- Allen

[WoodrowFan]

60. Was this FRIEND in the Pleasure Place on Conn?? (NT)

[Jack_Dawson]

56. Tera Patrick

She rocks.

[wysimdnwyg]

57. Well, not that he does anything for me, but...

I gotta go with...


Magic Rat

:evilgrin:

[trof]

58. Appasionata Von Climax

What a babe.
;-)

[kodi]

62. syliva saint (sp?) 'cause she looks a lot like an old girl friend of mine

i mean her face.