There's a crazy woman in your house

[MoseyWalker]

you didn't know she was crazy until she went off.

What do you do?

I chose to give her a beer and show her to the shed in the far, far away back part of the property.

What would you do if there was a crazy woman in your house?

[progmom]

1. yikes!

:scared:

[bridgit]

2. seems a matter for de-escalation...Big Time!!

[tigereye]

3. is this a rhetorical question?

what is a "crazy woman" anyway? :shrug:

for some reason I am picturing The Yellow Wallpaper....

[MoseyWalker]

5. it's a historical and hysterical post. n/t

[pitohui]

4. well this crazy woman in this house...

i'm thinking a chocolate martini in the living room sounds a little more civilized than the beer in the shed but it depends on what kind of crazy, good crazy or bad crazy

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. There is a crazy woman in my house.

She's lounging on my couch, wearing my bathrobe, posting on DU. But seriously -- if you have a crazy person in your house that's not you, putting her in a shed with a beer might be a good thing to do. Maybe multiple beers. But if she starts busting up the shed or gets out and comes after you, call a friend or the cops.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. Around here...we just call her grandma. nt

[MoseyWalker]

8. Ha ha and ha!

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

9. She's not senile. Just old and mean.

Hell, I hosted a black belt party a few months ago. She kept going up to black belts and challenging them to fights.

"You think you're so tough with your black belt? Well, this old lady here packs a punch, so you better behave..."

[tyedyeto]

10. That would be me

only when I hear from the ex or work is crazy.

Fortunately, I haven't been banished yet since my S/O works out of town for weeks at a time.

[Richard Steele]

11. Why do you think I _HAVE_ the shed at the back of the property?

The 'shed' has been a Steele male survival tool for centuries.

The first Steele Brothers got off a boat in 1710,
got married, and commenced to building sheds.

[MoseyWalker]

12. too bad it took'em a while n/t

[gkdmaths]

13. Shuuuush!

shes asleep right now and I dont want your ranting to wake her!

keep it down, man!